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*In the market*

Asmo: MC? Why don’t we buy this radish? It’s big. It’s fresh. Perfect for-

MC: *clips his lips with their fingers* We’re looking for fruits.

Asmo: *gets a banana and puts it in the basket* 

MC: Let’s keep going.

Asmo: Bananas can be alternative too.

MC: Do you want me to send you flying?

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Belphie: *whining* MC~! Please give me my pillow already!

MC: I’m not done stitching it!

Belphie: But it’s my favorite pillow!

MC: Find another pillow you can use!

Belphie: *pouts* Okay. I’ll just have your lap instead.

MC: ...

MC: *frowns* You spoiled brat.

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Lucifer: MC, I want you to do something.

MC: What?

Lucifer: Wear this apron and stand on the doorway. 

MC: *confused* Okay.

Lucifer: *gets out* *then knocks on the door* *enters* I’m here.

MC: *by instinct* Welcome home.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: *laughs* 

MC: *raises an eyebrow* What?

I can assure you, some people do NOT miss their days as trainees.

texting Dan Heng "baobei, come over" when we need help with something,,,,, and him getting all flustered and shy sksksks

(baobei = treasure in chinese)

A/N: pls, the man would short-circuit- This also got longer than I expected... oopsies. Well, I hope you enjoy <3

"My Treasure"

ft. Dan Heng x (gn!)Reader || [Fluff] -> Masterlist || → Taglist

"Baobei, can you come over for a sec? I need your help with something."

What would be an entirely normal direct message on his phone in the eyes of anyone else, was exactly the opposite to him.

Why did you call him a term of endearment in his native language out of the blue? Who even taught it to you? And did you even know what it means?

He could feel his face heat up uncontrollably and he immediately locked his phone again, looking around in panic to see if anyone was looking at him right now. He wished to avoid anyone seeing his reddened cheeks at any cost.

Mr. Yang was currently reading through some magazines and Himeko was currently somewhere else on the train, as was March. Lucky.

He quickly got up and headed for your room, halting in front of your door and trying to recollect himself before daring to knock on it.

He was leading possible conversations with you inside of his head to be prepared for as many possible outcomes as he could think of, which in turn made him more and more nervous.

Were you going to ask him out? Did you return his feelings? Are you planning to confess? Did you just mean to tease him and he was overthinking it?

He was most likely overthinking it. Sure, he had a crush on you but there was no way you would be able to know. He made sure you wouldn't find out under any circumstance. He believed March had her suspicions about it since she kept hinting at things, but he made sure to seem as indifferent about you as he possibly could every time.

Little did neither he nor you know that March knew everything and was trying to play the wing-woman for you two; The two idiots being obviously in love but at the same time too dumb to confess to each other.

By now his palms were sweaty and his heart was racing at light speed in his chest and he hadn't even knocked on the door yet. At the same time, he had no idea for how long he had been standing there, just staring at your door, but if someone would spot him hesitating like that, while also being beet red in the face, they could put two and two together.

In hindsight, it probably would've been smarter to just knock instantly without overthinking and getting this over with. Especially since his cheeks had grown even redder while he had done so.

As soon as he heard the door to the wagon he was in being opened he snapped out of his trance and finally knocked. Mostly just because he feared it would be Himeko or March. He wouldn't hear the end of their teasing if they spotted him in front of your room this flustered. Upon hearing your voice call him in he slipped right in as fast as he could without seeming suspicious.

"Hi! There you are finally!" You cheered, running over to him with a tablet in hand.

You were trying to show him something and ask him some questions, but he was too distracted to listen properly. What didn't help was that he felt like he was burning up from the inside with all the blood that was rushing to his cheeks. Admittedly, standing next to you after you called him baobei in your DM earlier, he even started to feel a little lightheaded.

"Hey, Dan Heng?" You looked at him visibly concerned with furrowed brows. "Are you not feeling well? Your face is all red and you look a bit out of it?"

"W-wha? Hmm? No, I'm alri-"

He was, in fact, not alright in the slightest. Especially not when he was cut off when you brushed his hair out of his forehead to feel his temperature. The skin-on-skin contact made everything even worse. For someone who was so put together usually, he currently was everything but.

"Good lord. You're burning up! Come here, lie down on my bed for a second."

He could absolutely not do that. He needed to leave. Fast.

"No, I'll just go lie down in my room instead. Just message me if you need anything from the archives."

"Okay," you nodded happily. "See ya later, baobei."

He winced at the mention of the word directly in person. You too didn't miss it and furrowed your brows in concern once more.

"Uh, did I say something wrong?" You asked, seemingly catching onto the fact that the word you kept saying to him could possibly be the reason for his strange behavior.

"D-do you know what that word means?"

"What? Baobei?"

He winced again before nodding and averting his gaze.

"Well... March said it means something along the lines of 'Bestie', I heard it when we were on the Luofu and thought it sounded cute."

So she was responsible for this. March, you would have some explaining to do.

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Masc vet yuu definitely manhandles and roughhouses the boys, *especially* Leona

Chef yuu visits when you're sick. First he fills your tummy with hot soup, then he fills you up with hot cum 🥲

(I'd like to say that I'm a a good person but I'm not a pure person.)

Smut, 2 stories

Story 1: praise kink, light degradation, bandage, switching

Story 2: Overstimulation , cunnalingus,

Leona x Masc Vet!Yuu

"Leo do you really have to make this any harder than this already is?" Yuu clicked his tongue in a scolding manner.

Yuu looked down the lion pinned under him as he held Leona down by the back of his neck.

"Fuck off." Leona choked out as he tried to move.

Yuu's grip tightened.

"Not until I'm done with you."

Leona had been the victim of the doctor's impromptu examinations. Yuu never made appointments due to his patients always running away to avoid them. Naturally, Yuu's unnaturally strong physique was used to his advantage. He didn't mind fighting tooth and nail.

Leona had the misfortune of being tagged and bagged and was currently being held in Yuu's office. He was subjected to being partially undressed as the vet examined every part of him. The cold sterile air and the scent of chemicals made Leona want to leave even faster. Not to mention the lingering scared scent of past students that made any beastmen cower like a pet at the vet.

Of course, he got up to go back to his room to sleep but that damned doctor managed to grab him.

Yuu used his gloved fingers to pry open Leona's mouth as he examined his teeth. The lion took the chance to bite down causing Yuu to withdraw.

Yuu hissed in pain.

"You naughty boy." Yuu scolded before his lips quirked in a wicked smile. "I guess that means I can bring out the restraints. I think a muzzle would look good on you."

Leona thought about protesting but he remembered Yuu telling the story of when he held a grown tiger in the air like a disobedient puppy as it thrashed and clawed uselessly. The image was a persistent one that stayed in his mind but his pride would never allow him to consider being in that position. Chained and muzzled as Yuu felt him up.

He didn't need to consider anything. It was going to happen.

The not so innocent doctor gladly tied the lion down and not so subtlety treated him like a dog who was scared of the big bad vet.

"It's okay boy. I'll give you a nice treat as a reward." Yuu had Leona thighs spread as he massaged his aching cock with both hands.

Leona clenched his teeth over the bar gag. He wasn't going to give Yuu the satisfaction he desperately wanted.

"Such a good healthy boy. Make sure you cum alot. Give me every drop." Yuu whispered in his ear.

Leona shot him a dirty look.

"Are you mad I won't let you cum in me this time? You still owe me from last time." Yuu pouted as he stroked faster "You are too rough."

The event he referred to was the last time they had sex when Yuu had been bent over the bed as Leona rutted him into the mattress. Leona's stamina was as ruthless as a lion's as he filled Yuu up round after round. Leona was fond of the way Yuu's growled and yelped with tears running down his cheeks.

Now Yuu had his revenge as he wrang Leona out like a towel in their endless battle for who's on top tonight.

Masc Chef!Yuu x Fem reader

"Poor thing." Yuu cooed pitifully.

Yuu had come over to cook you dinner after you got sick. As always he wanted to feed you.

"Don't worry I'll take care of you." He smiled brightly. His soft innocent smile and kind eyes made you feel better already.

He now worked his eyes when he saw your rumpled shirt had ridded up from sleep.

He pulled it down and warned you.

"You won't get better if you sleep with your belly exposed. I'll get you a haramaki." He said going to grab another blanket to wrap around you.

When dinner was finished you were served a bowl of warm chicken congee, and ginger tea.

The congee was delicious. Fresh scallions and tender chicken made into a rice soup. You gleefully ate with a smile on your face. You failed to notice that Yuu wasn't eating like you as he watched you dig in.

Yuu's face was dusted a shade of pink.

As you finished eating Yuu collected the plates before he walked back towards you. He put a hand on your shoulder as Yuu stood over you.

"You eat so well. Getting sick didn't hurt your appetite at all. Watching you eat made me hungry as well?" Yuu's bit his lip as he struggled to not make weird expression.

"Didn't we just eat?" You asked.

"Yes, but I'm hungry for something more. Please feed me." He begged his face was red and a predatory smile ripped across his face, his canines showed.

You didn't understand at first but when you were pressed against the headboard with your legs wrapped around Yuu.

The chef greedily buried his face into your sex. He greedily lapped your folds and sucked on your clit like his favorite hard candy. He started very gently before diving in and roughly toying with you.

You could feel your climax coming as you squeezed your thighs together and bucked your hips, grinding against Yuu's face. Yuu lapped up your juices like his favorite drink. He moaned in pleasure as he savored your taste.

Coming down you tried to pull away as Yuu continued to suck. Instead, Yuu locked his arms around your thighs to keep you in place.

"Yuu, no! Its too much! I can't!" You cried begging Yuu to go easy on you.

As you struggled to escape Yuu pulled away and nipped your thigh. His predatory smile showed his sharp canines as he made eye contact and licked a long strip up your thigh. Then he drove back in to punish your poor overstimulated pussy.

As you struggled to get away from the overwhelming pleasure Yuu growled sending vibration through you. You came again as Yuu lapped at your gushing pussy.

Tears ran down your cheeks as you babbled pathetically about it being too much. Yuu didn't listen as he rubbed your hips and purred. You tried to get him to take a break but he didn't even acknowledge you. He only wanted one thing right now.

Having had enough of you writhing Yuu pulled you up by the hips. His strong arms kept you suspended in the air defenseless as he greedily ate you out. His eyes looking into yours and all you could see was the silent pleas be made for more. He pulled another orgasm from you and continued to do so until it hurt and he had drained your dry.

He finally pulled away with his mouth and chin soaked in cum. His satisfied pussy drunk expression told you just how much he enjoyed his dinner.

You could barely think as your chest heaved trying to catch you breath. Everything felt like cotton and your legs were sore.

"You did so well." He smiled brightly as he did before as he covered you with blankets. "Don't forget to cover up. You still need to recover."

It was like he hadn't drained you within an inch of your life only moments ago as he had that innocent expression on full display.

"Oh, and thanks for the meal." He purred with that dangerous look in his eyes back for just a second.

You were wrong. Very wrong about him. He wasn't innocent at all.

hello! can we have slight lemon of wind archer? but as a free choice for you to do whatever you can think of!!

May I be known as 🐈‍⬛- anon? :)

Hmmm, I wonder what did you do to Wind Archer Cookie?

Solomon: *sad puppy expression* MC, didn't you cook breakfast for me?

MC: No.

Solomon: Are you still mad from the previous events?

MC: ...

Solomon: ...

Solomon: My siberian husky—

MC: Don't call me that.

Solomon: Awoo?

MC: *tries to ignore him*

Solomon: Awoo?

MC: ...

Solomon: *moves closer to them* *resting his chin over their head* Ruff.

MC: *cracks up*

Solomon: Are we good now?

MC: ...

MC: Yes. But you're an idiot, brother.

Solomon: Hehe~.

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MC: What are you doing here, Beel...

Beel: I'm hungry and I missed your food. I also dragged my twin brother so he could meet you.

Belphie: *looks at MC*

MC: ...

Belphie: You'll be good as a pillow.

MC: I don't want to.

Beel: Yes. How can they cook for me if they become your pillow?

Belphie: Are they not multi-purpose?

MC: *sweat drop*

Beel: MC, can you cook for me now?

MC: Sorry, Beel. But I still need to do grocery.

Beel: Okay. After we do grocery, can you cook for me?

MC: Yes... I suppose.

Beel: Great.

MC: ...

MC: Why are you still staring at me?

Beel: Can't you grow up faster so I can marry you?

MC: ...

Belphie: Beel, that came out of the blue.

Beel: Was it?

MC: ...

MC: I'll just pretend I never heard that.

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Solomon: MC? Don't go out tomorrow, okay?

MC: ...

MC: Ah, yes. Thank you for reminding me.

Solomon: You're welcome. *smiles*

Luke: Why can't MC go outside tomorrow?

Solomon: Tomorrow is the lunar eclipse.

Luke: Okay?

Solomon: *smiles* You'll see MC in their adult form.

Luke: Wh-Wha! Really?!

Solomon: Yes. Though that's only for the whole night.

Luke: But why can't they go outside?

MC: It's... troublesome...

Can I request Trey, Floyd, deuce, and/or leona (you could add anyone else of you want) head canons for the ghost bride event where they got an extra slap for being a two timer because she could obviously see that they're in love with the reader? (They're not even dating reader was so confused witnessing it)

I mean this basically happened to Sebek

Getting Called A Two-Timer by the Ghost Bride

Trey:

Did the dishrag line make that obvious?

But OW! Why does Eliza slap so hard?

Trey glances over to you and your confused face. PLEASE THINK THAT THE GHOST BRIDE IS RIDICULES!!

He doesn't want you to know yet and Eliza just outed him right in front of you.

Is very embarrassed but he can't leave due to being paralyzed by Eliza.

Does not appreciate the commentary.

Floyd:

What a bitc-

Does not like that he was slapped twice and hates that Jade is laughing at him.

Hates that Eliza is calling him out for liking you. It's not like he wanted to propose to her in the first place.

Admits it outloud, he likes you. It's already out in the open, so he sees no point in trying to hide it.

"This is prolly a bad time to ask you on a date."

"No shit."

It wasn't a "No" to his offer so... Doesn't mention that though because you might leave and he can't stop you.

Deuce:

Keeps messing up his words and is blushing from embarrassment.

Ghosty Why!

Confirms that you and him are not dating and keeps looking at you.

Is very embarrassed and would very much like to leave.

Yes, he shouldn't have attempted to charm Eliza when he liked you, but what choice did he have?

Does not argue over getting slapped for a second time, but it HURTS and he doesn't like it.

Leona:

SHIT!

Refuses to look over at you because he knows if he does, he can't deny it.

Hates Vil commenting on it and laughing at Leona's poor performance.

Glares at Eliza and Vil.

Still won't admit to anything and will not look your way.

Vil:

Eliza not once, but TWICE, slapped his invaluable and immaculate face.

Is very pissed about it and demands to know why she would do such a thing.

He actually sang the duet and was perfect at it! People would KILL for the chance and she just SLAPS HIM TWICE???

Is more mature when Eliza points to you and calls him out for being "So obviously in love, and not even trying to hide it".

Vil is still pissed at Ghost Bride for slapping him so he says back to her "Yes. I'd much rather propose to them than to you."

Meaning yes he likes you, and yes you're the better choice.

Gives you a glance but doesn't say anything. Just a look that he somehow pulls off with a red slap mark on his face.

Celestial Child

Theo: MC, my dearest child. I would have to send you to Devildom to meet your other brothers.

MC: Father... Are you going to be alright once I left?

Theo: *chuckles* Yes. You worry too much. *pats their head* Be safe on your journey.

MC: *smiles* Thank you.

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Raphael: Sorry, MC. But I can only assist you to the Celestial Gate.

MC: It's fine, Raphael! You have been always helping me.

Raphael: ...

MC: Raphael...?

Raphael: *looks at them with a stern expression* Are you really sure that you want to meet Lucifer and his brothers? You know that they are demons.

MC: *genuinely smiles* Are you worried about me?

Raphael: *his expression softens* Why wouldn't I?

MC: *hugs him* I'm going to be fine, Raphael. It's not like our communication will stop once I arrived there.

Raphael: Better not. *hugs them back*

MC: *laughs*

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*In the Devildom*

Barbatos: MC will arrive shortly.

Diavolo: Are you nervous, Lucifer?

Lucifer: I don't know what you're talking about.

Barbatos: I think they are here now.

MC: *appears in front of them surrounded by a glowing light that eventually faded* Sorry for the wait.

Lucifer: *glares at them as he sees their wings that almost looked exactly like his*

Diavolo: No. You are just right on time. And Lucifer, would you care to assist them?

Lucifer: *walks towards MC and offers his hand* Let's go. I will show you around.

MC: *about to reach for his hand, but stops*

Lucifer: What's the matter?

MC: *laughs* You are planning to cut my hand, aren't you?

Lucifer: So you could read people's mind.

MC: No. I don't have that kind of ability. *smiles at him* It seems that you already hated me the moment your eyes landed on me.

Lucifer: I'm glad you know. I dislike the fact that father would make another being that is exactly like me.

MC: *sad frowns* I don't see why you think we are alike. You are still Lucifer, one of the greatest angels—

Lucifer: And now demon. You don't have to flatter me.

MC: *smiles* Okay.

Diavolo: *chuckles* Enough with the introductions. MC, let's go now and we are going to assist you to your home here in Devildom.

Barbatos: And Lucifer, please. Stop glaring at MC.

Lucifer: *looks away*

MC: *holds his hand*

Lucifer: !!!

MC: I will be in your care, brother.

Lucifer: *snarls* I'm not your brother. *but doesn't remove their hand to his*

I need more content of Manon being a freak and also I can’t ship Bok Su and Da Jeong because Da Jeong annoys me so here

I call this ship “Red Meat” for obvious reasons and I like puns

@racheldrawsthis would have an aneurysm if he saw this I think

Heya! I just came up with an idea and I needed to share it! This isn't a request. So imagine this: Mc, the brothers, and the side characters (with or without Luke) are at Diavolo's castle playing truth or dare (Solomon and Asmo's idea) well after some drinks a a great mood Mc gets a dare and their smile fades, their dare is to tell everyone a secret: "They believe they are not worthy of love or deserve love, that they make people worse by being with them" (Not personal at all😅)

You realise the chaos you will raise if you say something like that?! Feeling unworthy of love?! IN THIS HOUSEHOLD?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Let me tell you exactly what will happen.

There is a long silence after you speak. You look and around you to see everyone looking wide- eyed and horrified.

Asmo is on the verge of tears as he's flung himself onto you.

"MC, is this because I said I'll never love you more than myself?! I TAKE IT BACK! I'LL GIVE YOU MY ALL! PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!"

Mammon is next ripping Asmo off you and kneeling in front of you.

"Oi... All those times I called you stupid human and said I didn't like ya...I WAS ONLY JOKING OKAY?! I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THAT! I MEAN COME ON EVERYONE KNOWS I LOVE YA LIKE CRAZY!"

Levi is in panic mode. You are the one who convinced him to be more confident with himself and yet you're saying things like this!?

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! MC you're my best friend I won't let you talk about yourself like that!" He shakes you by the shoulders desperately.

Beel looks all sad and desolate. Belphie looks guilty as all hell. They both think they caused this somehow.

Prepare to get sandwiched between the twins as they lay their sorry heads on you. "MC, we're so sorry... you've helped us through so much, you're so kind, please don't feel this way. We're so sorry..."

Satan stares at you solemnly. He's Sherlocking the situation trying to find out what caused you to feel like this. Realizes you need to be rid of the misunderstanding first.

Takes you by the hand and kisses it, "You've done nothing but good ever since you've come here. You've tamed all the Avatars of Sin to be kinder. Noone deserves love more than you."

Solomon sneaks up beside you. He bumps his shoulder onto you to get your attention.

"You realise you're the only one who didn't think of me as shady and hold that against me? You're the only one I can trust here. What makes you think you're unworthy of love?"

Simeon is at your other side now. Putting a gentle hand on your back. He looks at you tenderly.

"I've seen grave sinners who rot now in hell say they deserve love. And you, who has earned love from all three realms, think you don't deserve it? Don't you see how ridiculous that it?"

Lucifer stands up suddenly, looking agitated. All his brothers are useless. And so are the rest. Only he can convince you. He tries to grab you.

"MC, come I'm taking you home. You're not thinking right. Clearly you need some time away from all this noise."

Diavolo intrudes. Replacing Lucifer's hand on you with his own. You've never seen him look so serious.

"You can leave now, Lucifer. In fact all of you can. MC is my guest and it's my responsibility to make sure they feel okay while they are here. Barbatos take MC up to my quarters. I shall go there shortly."

Barbatos smiles at you as you take his arm and walk upstairs. Outside Diavolo's room, he pauses and cups your face with his gloved hand.

"I've seen many pasts, presents and futures of all creation. And yet I've never heard a statement as untrue as that. If you don't deserve love, then no creature does."

....and here's me trying to angrily type this out. BECAUSE GODAMNIT YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE OKAY?!

Tell me who made you feel this way, I shall hunt them down to condemn them to a life time of finding slippery banana peels on their road wherever they go.

And if this is you causing yourself to think this - I will annoy you into accepting you're amazing and deserving of love, UNDERSTOOD?!