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Latest Posts by chiariuchiha - Page 4
work was a little chaotic today. I’m an architect and lighting hit a tree on my construction site and it more or less exploded.
anyways, I’ll be on in a bit :)
‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“I can cope with torture.”
“Get used to disappointment.”
“You’ve made your decision then?”
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I admit it, you are better than I am.”
“You never said anything about killing anyone.”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“You mock my pain!”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“The battle of wits has begun.”
“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 & 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒
𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄
“You’re dripping blood on the carpet.” “When I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn’t mean you should get one right away…” “Press that against the wound, I’m going to get the med kit.” “It’s bleeding quite badly.” “Oh God, what happened to you?!” “You’re covered in blood! Is it yours?” “Your head looks pretty bad. I’m sure it’ll need stitches.” “It’s going to hurt for a moment, but I’ll need to clean the wound.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you. But you’re safe now.” “That’s a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?” “Does it still hurt?” “I don’t think a band aid is gonna fix this…” “Whoa, hey, stay with me! You’re as white as a ghost. Don’t pass out.” “Damn, that must hurt. I’m sure there are some painkillers around here.” “You have to be seen by a doctor. This isn’t going to heal on its own.” “It looks broken. Can you move it at all?” “Here, lean on me. I’ll support you.” “I’m not going to leave you behind. If need be, I’ll carry you.” “I’m going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.” “Everything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.”
“I don’t feel so good.” “It’s seeping through the bandages.” “My head is throbbing. I think I have a concussion.” “I can barely breathe, it hurts so bad!” “It looks worse than it is. I’m sure it’ll be gone in a couple of days…” “You should see the other one.” “Don’t look at me like that. I don’t want your pity.” “It was my fault, really. I wasn’t paying attention and got hit in the face.” “Getting stabbed wasn’t really on my bucket list.” “I don’t think I can walk.” “Leave me behind, please. I’m just going to slow you down.” “Am I going to die?” “I can’t stop the bleeding.” “I think the bruise matches my eye color.” “Don’t touch it, please! It hurts.” “I don’t want to go to a hospital. I hate doctors!”
things I shouldn’t have said while playing games pt. 3
Feel free to change pronouns if needed!
TW: Swearing, Suggestive language
“Take this slice of pizza as a reward for being so good.” “I should kill that bitch for eating my taco.” “I made sure to go to the fanciest place in town when ALL the restaurants are giving away a free meal for a day.” “Just here doing lawn work in my best formal clothes.” “Go to sleep, you fucking idiot.” “Shouldn’t you be in school right now?” “I thought you already left my house.” “Why are you cooking in the bathroom?” “Oh no! I sense a fuckboy nearby!” “You want some pizza? We got pepperoni, pepperoni, oh yeah and pepperoni!” “Nobody better steal my onions!” “Don’t mind the two vaping in the back of the flea market.” “I know you’re not touching MY guitar with YOUR hands.” “Please get your lover out of my house.” “They look like they wanna kill her just for playing badly at the guitar.” “Who the hell are you and why you reading my books in my house?” “What kind of wussy punch was that?” “I hate the fact that outfit actually looks good on her.” “You can’t just be focused, you have to be …VERY focused.” “You two are fighting again? I thought you guys made up literally yesterday.” “Hurry up and eat this burger before I do.” “All the cupcakes are gone, please help me.” “He’s trying to look threatening, but he just looks constipated to me.” “Why do you keep making fights with everyone? Just calm down.” “Of course, everything goes wrong in this house when I take one nap.” “No wonder, no one wants these cookies…they taste like crap.” “Take off that fedora right now or you’re grounded!” “I can’t leave here without my hot dog!” “I smell people having fun, I have to stop it.” “She broke in my house and stole my book.”
After a longer reflection I've decided that I, in fact, do need a sword.
Chiari makes it about three steps before 'hold it' reaches her ears, and the tone, far more authoritative than it was a second ago makes her scrunch her nose up in displeasure.
Fix your face, she chides herself before turning back around with a much more pleasant expression.
"Hidaka Kiyori," she says smoothly, as if she didn't just pull that name out of her ass. She can't lie - picking a name, a new persona whenever she had a random interaction was a bit amusing. "And don't worry, I definitely fit the passerby description." She pauses and then decides to mess with him a little. Just a little won't hurt.
"And what do I call you?"
...
Damn.
She got him good.
His face turns a handful of shades pink at the embarrassment and he takes the moment to look away from her and straighten out his flak vest. He smooths his palms over the front of it then taps on the pouches on each side.
"Right, well," Kotetsu mumbles as he thinks, clears his throat, and watches her start to walk away, committing her face to memory as best he could. Has he seen her before...? Maybe not. He squints an eye and cocks an eyebrow at the back of her head,
"Hold it," his tone is as solid as cold steel, "I'm gonna need a name. It's my duty to this village to report any and all trespassers and passersby. It's standard routine stuff."
“What made you get into this line of work?”
"Necessity."
It's a simple enough answer, and likely a common one. Chiari has gotten used to answering things without actually answering, giving a little information here and there to make it seem like she's giving more, but this time, a one word response should suffice, after all, when is there not a need for shinobi?
trying to wrap up some work tasks and then I’ll pop on for some replies and maybeeeee make my about page less chaotic
at some point here i'll neaten up the mess of an about page i have -though likely wont have more info to add to it in terms of alignment with canon events for some time (im on episode 160 right now)
Chiari acts mock offended, pointing at herself and mouthing the word me with emphasis. She even looks behind herself as if to intimate that surely he is addressing someone else. While this act is occuring she's eyeing him, trying to figure out if this is a situation she needs to make a hasty departure from. It seems like something she can talk her way out of.
"Isn't clearance to exit the village only required for people from the village?" She says this casually, with a wave of her hand, as if it's not a big deal. Internally she's cursing herself for having gotten lost in her own thoughts and wandering too close, but he won't know that, and it's been years since she's been around here so no one would be any the wiser if they spotted her. "Sorry, no ID - I'll just be going," she takes a step back and twirls on her heel to head away from the man, the village, everything she'd tried to forget. Easy enough, she thinks. He's got a post to guard, he won't follow too far.
Kotetsu points at her with all the authority of a child wearing a police uniform for Halloween, "Do you have clearance to be outside of the village gates right now!? There's some very dangerous people out here young lady and it's the gatekeeper's duty to make sure every shinobi and civilian both entering and leaving the village for aaaaaaaaany purpose is accounted for!" He puts his hand back on his hip and squints his eyes. God he loves ribbing people. Best perk of his job by far; legal allowance to be a complete pain in peoples' asses.
"I'm gonna need to see some ID, miss! Pronto!"
soo help a girl out - how do we trim posts these days? looks like the previous replies aren't editable for me?
i am very obviously a little rusty at this
First Impressions sentence starters
“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”
“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”
“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”
“You’re… good at that.”
“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”
“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”
“You have a lot of experience with this.”
“Do you know what people say about you?”
“You’re just like they said.”
“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”
“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”
“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”
“Am I safe with you?”
“Do you mean that?”
“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”
“What made you get into this/that line of work?”
“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”
“You … you chose me.”
“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”
“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”
“Have you always been like that?”
“That was kind.”
“That was good of you.”
“That was stupid.”
“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”
“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”
“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”
“I wouldn’t be here without you.”
“I wouldn’t have been there if it weren’t for you.”
@haganekotetsu continued from here:
The shinobi had run into the woman during one of his routine checks. Just on the outskirts of Konoha, doing his daily patrol duty as one of the gatekeepers. "I dunno," Kotetsu shoots back the same exact expression he's been given and puts his hands on his hips with a pointed flare of sass, "Are you?!"
Chiari is studying him, noting the mirrored expression, with the addition of hands on hips and she tries to not laugh, just a little.
"I was just out for a stroll - is that not allowed?" She gestures around herself to point out the obvious pleasant weather, light breeze included. It does occur to her that she's unintentionally wandered a bit too close to the village, but no matter - it's not like she was doing anything suspicious.
“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.” from @haganekotetsu 👀
Chiari freezes in place for but a second, turning to look at the man with a look that says excuse me. "Am I not supposed to be here?"
me @ me: you do not need to hand draw icons... you can rp without icons... you can do it... show some restraint
The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.
good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
rude
that’s fair
not again
are you gonna want this back or can i keep it
First Impressions sentence starters
“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”
“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”
“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”
“You’re… good at that.”
“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”
“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”
“You have a lot of experience with this.”
“Do you know what people say about you?”
“You’re just like they said.”
“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”
“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”
“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”
“Am I safe with you?”
“Do you mean that?”
“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”
“What made you get into this/that line of work?”
“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”
“You … you chose me.”
“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”
“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”
“Have you always been like that?”
“That was kind.”
“That was good of you.”
“That was stupid.”
“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”
“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”
“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”
“I wouldn’t be here without you.”
“I wouldn’t have been there if it weren’t for you.”
futuretied:
dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me
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