Arrogantsuggestion:

“The trick to survival is to keep moving. & don’t look back.”

— Natalie Wee, “Said the Apple to the Girl,” Our Bodies & Other Fine Machines (Amazon / Goodreads)

𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 & 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒

                                                     𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄                                       

“You’re dripping blood on the carpet.” “When I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn’t mean you should get one right away…” “Press that against the wound, I’m going to get the med kit.” “It’s bleeding quite badly.” “Oh God, what happened to you?!” “You’re covered in blood! Is it yours?” “Your head looks pretty bad. I’m sure it’ll need stitches.” “It’s going to hurt for a moment, but I’ll need to clean the wound.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you. But you’re safe now.” “That’s a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?” “Does it still hurt?” “I don’t think a band aid is gonna fix this…” “Whoa, hey, stay with me! You’re as white as a ghost. Don’t pass out.” “Damn, that must hurt. I’m sure there are some painkillers around here.” “You have to be seen by a doctor. This isn’t going to heal on its own.” “It looks broken. Can you move it at all?” “Here, lean on me. I’ll support you.” “I’m not going to leave you behind. If need be, I’ll carry you.” “I’m going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.” “Everything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.”

“I don’t feel so good.” “It’s seeping through the bandages.” “My head is throbbing. I think I have a concussion.” “I can barely breathe, it hurts so bad!” “It looks worse than it is. I’m sure it’ll be gone in a couple of days…” “You should see the other one.” “Don’t look at me like that. I don’t want your pity.” “It was my fault, really. I wasn’t paying attention and got hit in the face.” “Getting stabbed wasn’t really on my bucket list.” “I don’t think I can walk.” “Leave me behind, please. I’m just going to slow you down.” “Am I going to die?” “I can’t stop the bleeding.” “I think the bruise matches my eye color.” “Don’t touch it, please! It hurts.” “I don’t want to go to a hospital. I hate doctors!”

my last words will probably be sarcastic

doing a lil gaming, working on the about page, and making a lil list of tropes to write headcanons etc about

i will likely throw some memes into the void as well :)

futuretied:

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

i am feeling pretty comfy with this (still nervous but hey, everyone's been incredibly nice and also understanding that i am slowly adventuring through the series) so im cool with adding mutuals on discord

please send a message if you'd like to converse there

often times i see discord messages faster than on tumblr and i loveto plot and chat about interactions or ideas, and honestly ill yap about whatever too

tarot reader: now I will show you your fortune

me: cool I guess

tarot reader: why is every card death, what the fuck, I don’t even have that many death cards

me: figures

helping someone on the run sentence starters.

" i know a fugitive when i see one. follow me. let me help you. "

" why were those men looking for you? "

" how long have you been running? "

" you need a place to lie low. i have a spare room. sound good? "

" take your coat off and throw it in the trash. do everything i say and we might get out of this okay. "

" why are you helping me? i could be a serial killer for all you know. "

" i don't want to know what you did. i just want to know that you trust me. "

" trust has to be earned. just because you helped me back there doesn't mean i owe it to you. "

" you'll need to change your look if you want to get out of this place alive. "

" look around you. your face is plastered over the walls. just take my offer and stay in my place until all this dies down. "

" why aren't you asking me if i really did all those things? "

" if the government knows about this, you'll need more resources than i have access to. "

" alex! oh my god, long time, buddy! stay calm, follow my lead, those guys have been tailing you for blocks now. how's your mom?! link arms and take your scarf off. is she still baking that calzone? "

" i can get you across the border tomorrow night. new identity, enough cash to get you supplies. keep your head low until the fuss is all over. got it? "

" why are you helping me? you know nothing about me at all. i appreciate it, more than you know, but... why? "

" why am i helping you? good question. i guess i must be soft. "

" you know why i've been helping you. same reason i've been letting you sleep in my bed. same reason i introduced you as my fiance/fiancee today. i'm in love with you. "

" come with me. they'll kill you if they find out you were helping me. let's run away together, it's safer than here! "

" stay in touch, right? you've got an ally/friend now. stay safe and send a postcard every few decades. "

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority