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Růže jsou rudé

nehty si natřu lakem

Jezdit v létě stanovat

a zbytek roku stagnovat

v nestabilní době,

diagnóza mladej člověk,

zůstávat povinně

ve dvojí rovině,

nebavit se o vině,

když ti večer ovíněn

padá do postele,

ale ráno nezastele,

hledat vyrušení

od každodenní

lži, že společnej život je fajn,

z rádia nechat hrát Mein

Herz Brennt a ztrácet se v němčině,

sedět mu na klíně

a vědět přesně, co myslí, když říká „mein Schatz, bitte,“

v tom samým bytě,

kterým včera provedl jinou holku,

poslouchat moderní úpravy folku,

dokazovat si tak kulturní cítění

a ve skříni kostění

skeletoni visí,

lebky jako krysí

skrýše, co čas nikdy neporuší,

zavést doma jednodušší

estetiku

bez skeptiků,

sípat „budu zvracet“,

buzerace,

prohraný závody,

prstýnky hozený do vody

při zamítnutých žádostech o ruku,

rozchod svedenej na poruchu

hybnosti v oblasti citový motoriky

a na zhasnutý světlo zkoumaný bez optiky.

Ve volném čase si píšu básničky, tak si sem hodím nepatrné promo.

(Pokud by se náhodou někomu zalíbilo, tak na Instagramu jsem jako cajkovskij_pro_lepsi_usinani)

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

Tons more at the source!

Had a woman bring in her ferret for an exam and when I went into the room a second ferret poked its head out of her bag. In delighted surprise I exclaimed “oh you have two!” and she immediately responded “yes, I’m a small business owner”

Have to admit it took me a second

Mám toto:

A protože mám taky chory mozek, nemohl jsem přestat přemýšlet nad překladem

A nejlepší varianta je:

Občas se zamyslím, ale pak

ŽABOMENU

Learning that certain things that you thought were widely accepted at the time actually had a lot of pushback kind of shakes up your perception of the world a little.

Like for example when a lot of people in the 1400s and 1500s read the Malleus Maleficarum, basically the book that set off the trend of witch trials in Europe, they knew it was bad and even called it unethical. And before 1400 most people in Europe didn’t even believe that witches existed. Because most Christians before the 1400s didn’t even believe that magic existed. Because “magic” was thought to come from pagan gods, and, you will note, most monotheists don’t believe that other gods exist. So witches weren’t even something that people thought about.

And when Christopher Columbus was off committing crimes against humanity a bunch of people were like “Hey, this guy is committing crimes against humanity. Someone stop him.” And eventually they did, even if they did stop him far too late. He was fired from his position as governor. He was arrested and banished from Spain. And there were people, both native South Americans and Spaniards, who actively opposed the colonization efforts while they were happening.

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