Practical Is Boring. Serve Cunt, Endanger Lives

okay, but saying “i owe you” is basically a wedding vow so…

The only acceptable casting for a remake of “The Birdcage”

guys… that’s just the pool scene. a. ten. minute. scene. i am very serious about my gays 😿

For those of you who’ve read my analysis and theories about the pool scene and the overall dynamic between Sherlock and Moriarty, you may have noticed how heavily i’m implying that each and every moment is a sign of a connection built on pure emotion and that they themselves are aware of it.

In reality i’m trying to make sure my points are clear and so there’s a lot of repetition and connections in places (that frankly probably don’t have that much meaning on their own) that are just tiny pieces of the whole narrative.

Personally i think their unique relationship is something that we know is there but as viewers won’t be able to see and understand all the internal mechanisms of. Which of course parallels how much the characters know about themselves as well.

That complexity is also why not every moment is equally saturated in one meaning or the other. Sometimes their dynamic is just a rivalry, an aggressive intellectual game. Sometimes there’s “a crack in the glass” from which the emotions flood. But the chaos of it all is exactly what that connection is. A paradoxical mix of total appreciation and, to some degree, love and that sickness, addiction to danger, intensity, gambling with life just to feel something. They long to destroy each other… and honestly that’s as romantic as it gets.

So it’s hard to analyse these things, to see what overlaps and what lines are not to be crossed, but i hope you understand now better that i’m mainly only analysing that one level of the iceberg that is Sheriarty (whether romantic or not).

anyone else found the “i’m a high functioning sociopath, MERRY CHRISTMAS *bang*” cringy as hell?

like i imagined Sherlock having a bit more class when it comes to murder :/

TGG analysis Part 1

Hi, this is part one of my analysis of the great game. In this post i’ll be highlighting moments which display Sherlock’s growing fascination with Moriarty and Moriarty’s undeniable obsession with Sherlock. I aim to (at some point) explain their dynamic beyond the romantic undertones already present in a lot of their lines. This is only an intro into my big theory - the analysis of pool scene.

*low k might be my fav ep

Sherlock’s obsession with Moriarty

Moriarty’s obsession with Sherlock

these may or may not be just shameless (intellectual) flirting

Here is what i wrote down while watching, might be a little sparse, but the important bits are all there. Also disclaimer: my formatting skills suck and i’ll be editing the post a lot post posting (now that’s a trippy sentence), because i can’t sleep at night knowing i don’t make any sense 💀

p.s. - every quote that's numbered is also provided at the end of the post (Moriarty's words said by the victims), they’re important as i think it’s Moriarty’s way of avoiding vulnerability.

There’s an explosion at Baker street. Sherlock is unharmed but gets a package. A pink phone replica. 5 pips = 5 bombs = five tests. On said phone a picture of 221C that Moriarty knew Sherlock’s seen before. in there Carl Powers’ shoes.

Sherlock gets a call (1): “Hello, sexy. I’ve sent you a little puzzle just to say hi.” Sherlock: “the curtain rises. i’ve been expecting this for some time”. He’s excited, and he’s been waiting for Moriarty to act ever since A Study In Pink. 

In the lab, right before Jim comes in. “Why is Mycroft trying to bore me, when someone else is being so delightfully interesting” ((ok not to be biased but that is literally sherlockese for “i have a crush on a boy 🤭” ))

Jim walks in, Sherlock looks at him(reads him in a fraction of a second). Jim looks Sherlock up and down. No but literally how did no one notice his weird fan behaviour around Sherlock?? Molly was invisible to him and he was speaking to John while staring at Sherlock.

(Also can i just mention how Sherlock says “tinted eyelashes” when proving why he thinks Jim is gay and the picture is of his eyebrows) 

Carl Powers, “it’s where i began” Sherlock’s first case - Moriarty’s first crime it's pink this time cuz this is so gay at the age of 14 (20 years ago). Tbh we don’t know if it’s Moriarty’s first crime but i just find it romantic to think so. Of course he could’ve committed that one just to get Sherlock’s attention OR his obsession with Sherlock started after that, because maybe Sherlock's involvement in that case led him to believe that they were “meant to be” rivals. Perfect opposites (i mean they’re like 80% similar but sure dude). Basically he felt personally seen by someone who had the incentive to dig deeper, beyond the standard practices of police work, someone who believes that there is more to see.

Sherlock solves the case, blogs about his findings, communicating with moriarty and making him stop the clock 3:“well done you, come and get me”. When alone Sherlock says to himself: “Elegant”.  “No, i can’t be the only person in the world that gets bored.” As one wise person has said: any emotion that is experienced by a character in private is real. (SHOUTOUT TO @asherlockstudy) This of course applies to truths as well, and here Sherlock is being as honest as possible. This line proves how much Sherlock truly needs Moriarty, someone who understands that inexplicable pain of being bored. Just by knowing that someone like that exists, Sherlock feels understood, freed from the loneliness of being estranged, from the discomfort of being a “freak”. This game is the highest form of entertainment, something that allows him to be himself and to be valued for it. But more on that in the pool scene.

Another puzzle, 8 hours. (5): “We were made for eachother Sherlock”*Sherlock smiles* and softly says “Then talk to me in your own voice”bro is cheezing after the call bro…

“Our friendly bomber. I am on fire!”(he’s having fun ☺️) 

(6):“you can come and fetch me” Sherlock is smiling like crazy again.

John: “It’s all meant for you”. Sherlock: “Yes, i know 😏” !!!!! (video 1 below for the face expressions) (btw I was literally just filming my laptop so sorry for the shit quality, I just want to have proof for my yapp :DD)

Like how special one must feel to have someone be willing to kill tens or even hundreds of people just to entertain you? It’s not even about the lives to be honest, just the fact that someone is creating these personalised little puzzles. Like, isn’t that hot? This is also one of the MANY moments when John expresses his disapproval for Sherlock’s involvement in this game, mostly the giddiness about it. This will be important later on (i’m edging y’all so hard with this hinting :Ddd but i’m writing this after everything else so oops).

Sherlock is kinda defends(?) Moriarty, when Lestrade asks why is the bomber doing this. Sherlock answers *shrug* “good samaritan”, Greg is all like ‘he’s a bomber, hello?’ Sherlock: “bad samaritan 🤟😗” (Idk what's with the emojis but I just wanted to show how relaxed and goofy he was about it all). Basically, Sherlock interprets Moriarty’s “game” as a personal service, despite it being morally questionable.(ok but bro can’t stay serious, like he’s smiling all the time “[we’re dealing with] something new 😁” )

Ok now that i’m going over everything for the millionth time i noticed that this moment here was one of the worst attempts of hiding his “intellectual crush”. Sherlock isn’t big for conventional morality, and i’ll touch on that later, but this was so unserious it almost seemed like he became more comfortable in himself. He began to see that saying out of pocket or perhaps cynical stuff like that is fine, however much of a crime against “preserving the social peace of normies” it seems to be. I made that shit up, hopefully y’all get what this means :D Having someone like Moriarty allowed him to question his own role in society and how he, despite often being against succumbing to what's normal(and boring), conforms to it, to society, which further strengthens his feelings of estrangement. We're getting kafkaesque in here, boys! (sorry)

“Novel” Sherlock realised Moriarty is a consultant criminal(he organises crimes but no one has direct contact to him). When John asks (again) why Moriarty’s doing this, Sherlock can’t help but smile. “i think he wants to be distracted” *says in a breathy tone(intrigued/touched)* (WAIT I didn't know I could only put 1 video omg I literally feel 80 years old, how does Tumblr work!? *crying*) So Sherlock was staring into space, his face lit up upon realizing that him and Jim are the same, that they experience the same things and blah blah blah he looks horny in this scene I legit don't know what to even say bruh. (I'm mad that I couldn't put the video in lmaoo)

No but fr John noticed Sherlock has an intellectual crush on Moriarty and was annoyed at how entertained (and fulfilled) Sherlock was by this morally grey game.

The golem was hired to kill the astronomer guy and his friend professor because they would’ve been able to expose that the painting was a fake based on the stars. Sherlock figures it all out: “Oh that is brilliant, that is gorgeous. this is beautiful. Love this!”. The gallery woman admits to the fraud. Sherlock learns that this is in fact Moriarty behind this. *smiles*. 

our baby boy solved everything and now is curled up, watching shit telly :( 

Sherlock was waiting for John to leave to write to (more like at) Moriarty *smiles*. He lied to John about having given the missile plans to Mycroft. Sherlock actively wants to keep John out of this, because of his disapproval, John finds Sherlock’s fascination with Moriarty repulsive. 

So to summarize the absolute randomness I spew out in this thing: the connection between Sherlock and Moriarty is quite vague, but ultimately based on their eccentricity(and in this case it doesn't really matter if(more like "how") it's romantic). I'll talk about it all in the big post I PROMISE, this is just the intro so you can follow my impossible thought process. Another important thing: John as the symbol of conventionality and morality. That's it, I'll post again in like a month because the feeling of responsibility paralyzes me LMAO. ok bye ;)

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Moriarty’s words said by the victims:

“hello, sexy. i’ve sent you a little puzzle just to say hi.”

“12 hours to solve the puzzle, sherlock, or i’m going to be so naughty”

“well done you, come and get me.”

“clever you, guessing about carl powers. i never liked him. carl laughed at me, so i stopped him laughing. This is about you and me.”

“the clue is in the name “janus cars”[s:why’d you be giving me a clue] why does anyone do anything? because i’m bored. we were made for eachother sherlock”

“you can come and fetch me” 

“i like to watch you dance” 

“you’re enjoying this, aren’t you? joining the dots.”

“nice touch this, the pool, where little carl died. i stopped him. i can stop john watson too, stop his heart”

I CALL IT, HE IS ALIVE, CHANGE MY MIND

LOOK I AM CONVINCED. Convinced, I tell you. This was the original plan. I mean, up to the ending of season three. They changed it all because they made four seasons instead of the five that were originally planned.

My theory pre-S4 was that the S4 main villain would indeed be Eurus to the point that everyone (both the characters and the viewers) would think that the S3 “MISS ME” message was Eurus’ trick except by the last episode of S4 or at least in the cliffhanger Moriarty would really appear, flesh and blood. And S5 would be the final countdown.

By the way I have written a theory about how Moriarty faked his suicide that involves the blood bag!!! Here’s the link;

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How Jim Moriarty faked his death

This is the second backing meta for the “Analyzing The Rooftop Scene” post. Just like the first one, it stands well on its own, but reading

unpop opinion? i would have preferred if sherlock died for real because perfect things are temporary

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and also because that’s so shakespearean for him to jump after his boyfriend moriarty shoots himself

John literally has no personality after series 2

honestly, no one does (except for Mary, thank god)

also making him an alcoholic just because Harry was, was cheap as shit

like at this point let my boy do Sherlock’s coke, maybe it’ll wake him from his lowkey-giving-bigot-homophobia-fight-club slumber

series 1 John is my roman empire(later he becomes the embodiment of the wing-cutting society, which John and Sherlock’s friendship was supposed to defy. like he was supposed to be the one who got Sherlock, but instead he was just shoving his own morals down Sherlock’s throat)

guess who’s back. after a lengthy 2 or so months of static in my brain i decided to be of service and to post the full analysis of TGG. BUT i need someone to help me (although i now realise i could just google) with video clips. there is a limit of how many i can add and i think they’re important to illustrate my points. if anyone knows anything i would be extremely grateful, because i’m not going to be half-assing this one (i’m very proud of my yap :3 ) thank you!!