Have Any Of The Alternates (or People In General Actually, But I Assume That's Less Likely) Ever Eaten

Charlie has to be the safest person ever. Not only is she the second most powerful being in Hell, but her Protection Squad™️ consists of her ex-exorcist angel girlfriend, a spider demon from a crime boss family, a former overlord gambler, a cyclops maid that will stab anybody if you simply tell her to, a snake war general with hypnotic powers, the motherfucking cannibalistic radio demon who has killed hundreds if not thousands of people just cause he can, and her father who is literally the FUCKING DEVIL

Not only is AI dangerous because of the implications but, even more importantly, it’s damaging the backbone of online society: Those of us who make stupid little edits in the free knock off photoshop app on our phones

I gotta say, I’m falling in love with your Alternates in Arms AU. The idea of alternates taking the place of humans, and ending up enjoying taking their place, and befriending their friends, and living their lives, is very interesting.

Thank you! It probably stems from the deeper desire in me to believe the human spirit can triumph over alternates but really I’m just a sucker for “the inhuman desires to be human”.

Can an alternate long for friendship? At least in this AU, yes…and maybe he could have it too.

real

hungry much?

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

“I report starving people cause they asked me for money”

kill yourself you disgusting lazy fascist colonizer asshole

You're fucking delusional if you think starving people have BOT accounts. The ones that send me messages and that do not listen to the fact that my blog says in 3 different places NOT to send me those requests, have ALL been spam accounts. That dumb shit cunts like you give real money to instead of doing anything of any actual value to give ANY relief to anyone from Palestine.

The fact that people like you exist, so up yourself that I am pretty sure you just mainline your own shit for breakfast, insisting that ALL these Palestinian blogs with stolen photos and who do NOTHING but post all day, and you go to a twitter account that also used those same pictures and they are something posting multiple times per minute but you wanna give them grace?

Do what the fuck you want with your money, but I think actually swallowing every nickel and penny you find is a better use of your time AND money than sitting here and defending bot accounts that no one is really attached to.

Nothing says "born a fuckwit and I'll DIE a fuckwit" more than that. Peace.

Edit: actually the fact that some of you guys give the girlfriend experience to these bots SO MUCH that I saw a list of "verified" tumblr users being shared that absolutely and unequivocally included impossible bot accounts is wild. Y'all will do anything other than give your money to a charity who can actually help people in Gaza.

Hello Tumblr it is I, with more Cesmark!

Warning: Clothed body worship

They call me a heretic because I worship you.

But you’re more tangible and beautiful than any god.

Miscommunication Prompts

A character avoids eye contact because they’re nervous, making the other believe they’re hiding something.

A character mistakes someone’s distraction for boredom, assuming they’re not interesting enough.

A character misinterprets kindness as pity, making them defensive.

A character uses a phrase that has multiple interpretations, and the listener takes it in the worst possible way. (“I took care of him.” “You WHAT?”)

A character pulls a harmless prank that spirals out of control until it’s too late to take it back.

The audience knows that two characters are talking about completely different things, but neither of them realises it (dramatic irony).

A character gives a vague or hesitant response out of nervousness, and the other person takes it as rejection.

A text or letter meant for one person gets sent to the absolute worst possible recipient.

A character asks another to do something simple, but their interpretation is wildly different.

Two characters remember an event completely differently, leading to an argument where both are convinced they’re right, but what actually happened is something neither of them recall correctly.

Someone shrinks away from a touch due to past trauma, but the other person assumes it means rejection.

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Since everyone's been asking about Gabriel's fear I'm gonna try and guess it :D

He's afraid of being wrong

More specifically, he's afraid of being wrong about his perception of humans, and what that means for him and what he's done. Probably his whole identity, too, since we don't know a lot about him and what we do know leaves the impression that his identity is built around his hate for humanity

Obviously, it's not a 'cower and cry and shiver like a mouse' kind of fear, but the kind that can be easily ignored until something happens to bring the thought back to the front of his mind, and then be swiftly ignored again, rinse and repeat until it can't be ignored

So, in a way, it's more like the fear of losing sight of who he is and his purpose

But I'm just throwing wild guesses here :p

This is a really interesting take! I'm assuming for this you mean AiA Gabriel, and if so, then I think that's an informed guess!

On that topic, though, I really need some of ya'll to be more specific in your asks in you're asking about CANON Mandela characters or AU Mandela characters 😭😭 A lot of the time I have to guess who you're talking about, and my opinions/responses will change depending on who you're talking about. If you asked me what I think canon Gabriel fears, I don't think he fears anything, because I don't think alternates feel fear. But if you're talking about AiA alternates, who CAN have feelings, then yeah I'd say Gabriel can fear something.

This isn't a purely dedicated TMC roleplay/ask blog, and AiA AU content will get mixed in with canon TMC stuff, so if possible it'd really help if you clarified more who you're talking about in your ask (unless it's SUPER obvious, like asking Gabriel about his barista job).

for the record im like Aegoromantic Aegosexual. I just go crazy whenever i see women on my fyp.

what the fuck do you do if you find yourself simping for random hot women on the internet god damn i saw this one tiktok where a girl was asking which Arcane character she should cosplay as and when she transitioned to having some sort of mullet-like short hair i said OUT LOUD "oh god she's hot" and this only happens to women btw like its never men too