Oh My God, I Just Realised How TINY Mark Is In That Shot Where He's Holding Gabriel's And Dave's Hand

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i can’t draw her properly w/o all this stuff anymore

My half of a server art trade I hosted for my Moonlight server, I got ambitious and over achieved again 😅

(BW version below)

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

Writing Description Notes:

Updated 9th September 2024 More writing tips, review tips & writing description notes

Facial Expressions

Masking Emotions

Smiles/Smirks/Grins

Eye Contact/Eye Movements

Blushing

Voice/Tone

Body Language/Idle Movement

Thoughts/Thinking/Focusing/Distracted

Silence

Memories

Happy/Content/Comforted

Love/Romance

Sadness/Crying/Hurt

Confidence/Determination/Hopeful

Surprised/Shocked

Guilt/Regret

Disgusted/Jealous

Uncertain/Doubtful/Worried

Anger/Rage

Laughter

Confused

Speechless/Tongue Tied

Fear/Terrified

Mental Pain

Physical Pain

Tired/Drowsy/Exhausted

Eating

Drinking

Warm/Hot

Miscommunication Prompts

A character avoids eye contact because they’re nervous, making the other believe they’re hiding something.

A character mistakes someone’s distraction for boredom, assuming they’re not interesting enough.

A character misinterprets kindness as pity, making them defensive.

A character uses a phrase that has multiple interpretations, and the listener takes it in the worst possible way. (“I took care of him.” “You WHAT?”)

A character pulls a harmless prank that spirals out of control until it’s too late to take it back.

The audience knows that two characters are talking about completely different things, but neither of them realises it (dramatic irony).

A character gives a vague or hesitant response out of nervousness, and the other person takes it as rejection.

A text or letter meant for one person gets sent to the absolute worst possible recipient.

A character asks another to do something simple, but their interpretation is wildly different.

Two characters remember an event completely differently, leading to an argument where both are convinced they’re right, but what actually happened is something neither of them recall correctly.

Someone shrinks away from a touch due to past trauma, but the other person assumes it means rejection.

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i dont understand a single thing in this list LMAO

I have the main character’s birth charts. Astrology is very important to some witches & something I was determined to include in BOP. It’ll tell you a lot about the character’s motives and goals

Lucy birth chart

February 14th, 18XX

1:11PM | TEXAS

Sun: Aquarius

Rising: Gemini

Moon: Scorpio

Venus: Pisces

Mercury: Pisces

Mars: Taurus

Leola birth chart

February 14th, 18XX

2:22AM | TEXAS

Sun: Aquarius

Rising: Sagittarius

Moon: Libra

Venus: Pisces

Iris birth chart

November 30th, 18XX |

3:33AM | PHILADELPHIA

Sun: Sagittarius

Rising: Libra

Moon: Taurus

Venus: Libra

Creek birth chart

October 25th, 18XX |

4:44AM | FLORIDA

Sun: Scorpio

Rising: Libra

Moon: Gemini

Venus: Sagittarius

Alexi birth chart

May 4th, 18XX | 5:55AM LONDON

Sun: Taurus

Rising: Gemini

Moon: Gemini

Venus: Taurus

They both panicked 😔

(imagine making a TMC au in 2025)

Flower Fungal Infection AU (TMC)

‼️Takes place after Catalyst ‼️

The dead resurrect and are now mindless zombies covered in plants. The fungus builds up around wounds or certain places that caused the death. The fungus is a parasite, using the dead as hosts. The spores of the fungi are deadly toxic to alternates. Some alternates die, some hide, a rare few fight. The fungi are also deadly toxic to other species, especially humans. Inhaling the spores is fatal, as the fungus tear you from the inside out, turning you into a mindless zombie. Best advised wearing a mask when venturing outside.

The fungi can enter the body in a few ways. It can enter the lungs after inhalation, corrupting the lungs and taking over other organs slowly. It can also enter open wounds into the blood line, infecting a little quicker than through the organs. Early symptoms can be (but not limited to) coughing up bloody petals/leaves, sudden aggression, migraines, dizziness, hallucinations, a sudden urge to go outdoors in infected areas.

‼️The infected can be killed off. Alternates cannot get infected, they'd just die. You can prevent an infection before it starts by cutting the infection out within 3 days‼️

Characters

Mark Heathcliff. Status: infected.

Cesar Torres. Status: Was infected, leg was cut off to prevent infection; Alive.

Adam Murray. Status: Alive (immune) but mentally unwell. Grieving.

Jonah Marshall. Status: Infected. Caged up to keep Adam sane.

Sarah Heathcliff. Status: Alive. Hiding out with Cesar.

Evelin Miller. Status: Semi-alive. Hiding in the Mandela County Police Department. Alone, dying of starvation.

Thatcher Davis. Status: Alive. Hiding with Adam and infected Jonah. The reason Adam hasn't done anything fucking stupid.

Ruth Weaver. Status: Dead. Was shot by Thatcher. It was a dark time.

Dave Lee. Status: Infected.

Stanley. Status: Alive, in hiding.

Lucifer. Status: Alive, also in hiding.

I am a useless, useless, useless child.

Nobody will come for me anymore...

Some facts about Astar:

Astar Magdalene (probably not his real name) / Age: 26 (maybe) / Currently residing in Mandela

Was born during a period where alternates had become common knowledge; exhibited "strange" behaviors as a child which resulted in his parents abandoning him for fear of him being an alternate

Put in the foster care system where he was passed from family to family; treated poorly in most & was abandoned several more times for the same reasons

Eventually managed to figure something out for work & bought a cheap home in Mandela; lived there for a year, battling a worsening mental state & periodically attempting suicide

One attempt, where he tried to drown himself when he was 25, was successful, and he was clinically dead for a while. While dying, he had a vision of Gabriel, who told him his life had been meaningless & that he was "finally waking up." Paramedics managed to revive him after a passerby called them

After that he became fascinated by alternates; he wants to know everything they know & more, about their biology, and what M.A.D. is. If his life didn't mean anything, then he has nothing to lose anyway

Spends most of his time working online (he runs a site selling handcrafted items mostly but does other things too), but often goes out at night to watch people & see if he can distinguish any alternates, or actively chasing alternate reports

After his near death he's gained the ability to sense the presence of alternates; he gets a strange rush which usually makes him excited

Most definitely neurodivergent (the "strange behaviors" as a kid was totally just early signs of it)

Is most comfortable around people his age or younger; has a deep distrust of any older adults and especially older men

Abnormally strong for his size & agile; doesn't resort to violence often but if pushed, can get extremely brutal