#whose Clothes Are You Wearing?

#that is not my name, sweetheart.

—pranking them of calling them with another name.

CHARACTERS. Albedo, Childe, Diluc, Gorou, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma/Tohma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli

THEMES. fluff? has jealousy themes. kind of suggestive with kazuha’s if you look at it that way.

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ALBEDO would immediately say, “Darling, my name is not Kaeya.” with a straight face. He looks at you curiously and wonders what could have made you call him as someone else. “Have you two gotten close lately?” he’d ask in a different tone that he usually uses. “Or is this another prank of yours?” He’ll send a glance over your way, as if a warning for you to tell the truth. He wouldn’t let this go unless you’ve given it to him, sighing as a result before pulling you for a kiss on your temple and smiling softly at you, “Well, as long as you say my name again, I’ll forget this ever happened.”

“What?” CHILDE would instantly react, “Who are you calling Zhongli?” he’d awkwardly laugh when you reply “I called you Childe”

“I’m pretty sure you called me Zhongli, babe.” he insists.

“I didn’t.”

“You did.” By the time you face him, he has a small frown on his face and it was fairly obvious that he was wondering why you were playing such a game. Even if you laugh at him and the prank was evident, he wouldn’t stop pestering you until you admit the truth.

“See! I knew you did, now, what about a kiss as an apology? Hey, where are you going? Babe?”

DILUC looks in your direction at first. He’d do it even if it’s anyone else but- “Kaeya? I’m not Kaeya, Y/n.” would incur a different reaction from him. You’d certainly feel the tension in the air as he eyes you, waiting for your response. You’ll never feel this kind of air around you and him until this time, as if he had suddenly raised all of his walls and separated from you. I don’t personally recommend doing this to him but once the deed is done, you should do your best to console him and tell the truth.

GOROU’s brows furrow as his ears visibly twitch. “Did I… hear you correctly?” he’d hesitate. “You called me Kazuha, I am not-” he pauses. “I did not know you two were close.” He seems to be the type who would get fairly obviously jealous, although he won’t be admitting to it, the hesitant and embarrassed look on his face would say it all. Out of everyone, he’s actually the best person to prank on because he doesn’t get mad, he also doesn’t have a lack of reaction, just the average. He’s cute when he’s flustered too, just remember to tell the truth or he will pout at you the whole time.

KAEYA hums and raises a brow, not even wasting any second before questioning you. “I know me and him are brothers, but that is not my name, sweetheart.” If you refuse to look at him, he’d pull you gently by your chin, catching your attention as he gazes deeply in your eyes. The eyes are the reflection of a person, they say, and he believes that. He’ll smile and press a chaste kiss on your lips, saying, “You’re tugging on my heartstrings, Y/n. Don’t tease me again like this, okay?”

KAZUHA doesn’t seem bothered by it, but he is, thus he continually tests if you’ll say another name instead of his again. If you do for the next few times, he’d know it is a prank by now, there’s no fooling this guy. Chuckling, he’d say, “Calling me with the name of another man and yet you do not meet my eyes. Is this another trick of yours, perhaps?” just from his words, it’s obvious where this conversation was going. “If you keep this on, there should be a punishment for it, right?” you knew he was merely teasing you back but he does sound serious about it…

SCARAMOUCHE’s reaction is as scary as Diluc’s, but he is far more direct and shows more reaction. The moment the name leaves your lips, the atmosphere would change and his heavy presence looms in front of you “What’s that? I heard what you said.” he says, his chin up and eyes looking down on you, glaring at you, even. “This better be one of your pranks again, or else I will never forgive you for mistaking me for that carrothead again.”

A small pout appears on THOMA’s face as his hands went to his waist, looking at you curiously. “Ayato is not here, babe,” he contemplates to himself, “Are you sure this is not for the meal that I treated Yurika to? Come now, it was for-how about this, let me treat you to a meal-no, two?” he sighs, “Alright, I’ll treat you the whole week, okay? Don’t be mad at me anymore, please?” it’s hard to say no to this guy, especially with those eyes, seriously, why are his eyes like a pleading puppy??

VENTI fully pouts and crosses his arm. “My name is not Diluc, windblume.”

“What did you say, Zhongli?”

“Don’t call me that either!” he cries, latching himself on your arm. Even if he already knew that you’re just pranking him, it’s still not sitting right with him.

“Come on, say my name again, okay? Please? Please?” he’s a very persistent god… you can keep the act up but he won’t stop insisting you to stop unless his name leave your lips again.

XIAO looks at you expectantly, hoping you’d correct yourself the second the name leaves your lips. However, seeing that you didn’t and you even said it twice by now, he’s annoyed. “I’m not Zhongli.” he straight-up says, his eyes piercing its way towards you, as if it was his spear. However, there was a small, cute pout on his face that you’d barely figure out whether he was being serious or not. “Don’t call me Zhongli. I… would not be able to come to you if you do.” he reasons out, but really, all he wants is to hear you say his name again, so please??T-T

“Say, darling, you’ve been calling me that rascal-“ ZHONGLI pauses and clears his throat, “you’ve been calling me Childe since earlier, is there something the matter?” He is not the type to assume something immediately, however, the look on his eyes would make you instantly admit that you’re pranking him. He just looks… dense and commandeering at the same time—his eyes. It is difficult to figure him out sometimes.

NOTES. this took awhile for me to finish because i’m watching anime hahah. anyway, i added the inazuma boys here i hope you guys don’t mind<333 also, is anyone interested in joining my taglist? i might release a form soon so do look forward for that!

#will you sleep with me?

—asking them this question as their best friend, what would be their reaction?

CHARACTERS. (Abyss!/)Aether, Albedo, Ayato, Childe, Diluc, Gorou, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli; gn! Reader

THEMES. mutual pining, no relationship yet. implied suggestive but it’s more fluff and crack, honestly. reader may have trouble sleeping (maybe as their justification of their prank or it’s real). no indication of prank or truth.

NOTES. this is actually from a request from @mastering-procrastinating when i saw the request i was like AAAAA YES NEW IDEA !! although it’s quite different since i made it prank-ish instead ehe—or is it really a prank? hmmm. enjoy reading!

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ZHONGLI will take the matter innocently that you may be the only one who realized that you have only said it accidentally and only realized how wrong it sounded with the way you said it.

“Why do you look so flustered, Y/n?” he’ll inquire out of curiosity, eyes peering over yours, as if investigating something that’s of utter importance.

“It’s nothing,” you say, “just—I realized how wrong my words actually sounded.”

“Hm?” he hums, “How is it wrong?”

Biting your lip, you could only chuckle awkwardly as you explained it to your best friend, who remained as calm as you expected him to be. And even after you’ve finished elaborating your statement, he could only huff out a small laugh, suddenly raising a hand to gently brush over the back of your head. “So adorable, you are. You know there’s no need to get embarrassed over these.”

Feeling your face warm up again, you cried, “How should I not, Li?! Not everyone can be calm like you!”

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XIAO is partly confused and flustered. “W-What did you just say?” he sputters, brows furrowed deeply and his eyes looking as if he was judging you heavily.

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Genshin Boys and How They Comfort You

featuring: Kaeya, Diluc, Albedo, Childe, Zhongli, Xiao, Kazuha, Venti, Thoma

[Genshin Masterlist]

Kaeya wouldn't be great at comforting, there I said it. He'd know how to of course and if it was someone he'd comforted before he would have learned exactly what it takes to calm them and will do so every time. He's adaptive, a quick learner. Once he's gone through having to comfort you once, and being appallingly bad at it, then he will be a pro. He won't have one specific method of comforting, it would be different depending on who needs it.

Diluc, unlike his brother, is naturally very good at comforting. He may be awkward with it at first depending on who it is, but if you're close to him he will not hesitate to stay by your side and calmly talk you through your worries. Definitely the type to rub small circles into your lower back, or try and massage your shoulders whilst you either let out your worries or just bask in his company.

Comfort from Albedo is surprisingly effective. You go to him expecting he'll shy away, or say he's too busy, but he puts everything down for you- regardless of what it is- and sits down with you. The type to go and grab a bunch of blankets and drape them over you both as you cuddle together. You can talk to him about what's wrong or not, he doesn't mind. He's there for you, though, and he'll press gentle kisses to your forehead until you feel better.

Childe is instantly offering to beat up whoever upset you- even if nobody did and you need his comfort for an entirely different reason. You won't get a word in edgeways, he'll have his bow in his hands and be halfway out the door. Literally pull him back and make him sit down so he can hug you instead, he'll hold you close to him until you feel better. No promises that he still won't go out and try to cause hell afterwards, though.

Warm tea is a staple when being comforted by Zhongli. You're absolutely required to finish at least one soothing cup of tea, of whichever type you most prefer (he always remembers your favourite), before anything else. Then, he will hold you close as you either explain what's wrong or simply enjoy the moment with him.

Xiao is not bad at comforting others, simply inexperienced with it. As someone who chooses to stay away from mortals at most times, he wouldn't understand exactly why you're so pressed about whatever is troubling you. However, because it's you, he will bring you softly into his arms and listen to you- no matter what you need to talk about. And he may still not see the point in you being upset, but he'll be there for you as you work through it no matter what.

Kazuha holds you close and doesn't let you go, unless you tell him really seriously that you want him to. You can cry into his shoulder for however long you need, he won't leave your side until he's certain you're feeling better. He'll absolutely try and wax poetic for you if the right words come to him, something calm and soothing that leaves you smiling at him.

When you seek out comfort from Venti, be prepared to be serenaded on the spot. Be it a soft and gentle tune that settles a warm feeling of peace in your heart or a lively, jaunty song making light of someone you both know until your worries are entirely replaced with the sounds of your laughter. He'll listen if you need to talk it out, but his main method of comfort is distraction.

Thoma will pull you into his arms and place gentle kisses to the top of your head, all the while uttering sweet nothings that ease your mind and calm you. When you're ready to talk, he sits and listens intently, offering advice if you need it or instead simply being there. He's very good at just being there for you.

#guy next door kind of likes you (it’s a secret though) 

—what kind of neighbor are they? and also… they kinda like you shh you’re not supposed to know that! 

CHARACTERS. Aether, Albedo, Ayato, Childe, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli; gn! Reader 

THEMES. crack; fluff; platonic to romance kind of; has implications of being a drunkard (venti’s part) 

NOTES. I was originally going to go for the college headcanons but i decided to do it next time since this one seemed too adorable to not write now. 

ZHONGLI is the gentleman neighbor. Always helping whenever you needed, always greeting you in the mornings when he goes to work and you were also about to do so with yours, or when you two also see each other when you both go home. Sometimes, he invites you to tea, especially when you openly show that you are comfortable with him and consider him as a friend. Actually, he sort of became your confidant. If you had anyone or anything you were frustrated with, it would be his pleasure to hear your worries and rants. He also has a knack of giving you history lessons… he doesn’t really mind even if you feel sleepy from hearing them, he’d find it adorable when he finds you asleep that time he was comforting you through his stories even. 

XIAO is the neighbor who glares at you or narrows his eyes at you when you meet his gaze. You always think that he is angry at you, so you never tried to approach him. At first. One day, however, you were walking home alone and he had saved you when some drunk person tried to hit on you. You invited him to dinner the next day in thanks for this, and since then, you found out that he wasn’t angry or irritated at you. He was just… normally like that, especially when it’s someone who he did not know much. The more you got to know him, the more you got curious about what else he would open up to you. He’s kind of like an onion; will sting you a couple of times with his words, but will nonetheless have many layers, but all the layers were a part of him, and you had grown to love each one of them. Before you know it, you will be considered the one closest to him and one of the very few people he trusted. Unbeknownst to both you and him, he was feeling more than that. 

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#hold my hand?

—what they do when you hold out your hand to them

CHARACTERS. Aether, Albedo, Ayato, Childe, Cyno, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Heizou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli; gn! Reader

THEMES. Fluff; comfort; established relationship

NOTES. Fluff for your hearts after i hurt all of us with my last multi-hc,,, enjoy this while you still can~ also i added other characters too so pls enjoy!

ZHONGLI, as if he knew by instinct, would hold your hand, caress them for a little while with his thumb and gently raise them on his level, kissing the back of your hand gently, almost as light as a feather. His lips would always find themselves naturally drawn to you, and as well as his way of showing his love and care for you in the simplest of ways.

XIAO would be concerned. “Are you cold?” The poor boy would be so worried; brows furrowed and thoughts struggling to come up with something, especially with how he still thinks about just merely touching you would taint you of any kind of his sin but he has to touch you to make your hands warm up with his own. “How about now?” And now, you struggle to tell him that it was just something you thought of doing just to see his reaction and could not help but to reply “I’m okay now, thanks to you,” because not only did he gave warmth to your hands but more so to your heart.

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#are they still the only one?

—where he saw you with the traveller and he got jealous

CHARACTERS. Albedo, Childe, Diluc, Gorou, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli

THEMES. jealousy. suggestive on gorou’s and just a bit on kazuha’s. quite angsty on some parts. fluffy on some as well. established relationship.

NOTES. quite rushed, i think… i hope it’s okay though! i may not be able to be active for the meantime but i hope i do get back when i can. please enjoy this~ this is also kind of a part 2 of “Are you still the only one?” where the reader is the jealous one

The sun was setting and the moon had started to show itself amongst the skies, his eyes drifting past among these and soon, realization dawned into him after a whole day of work. Where were you? It doesn’t seem like he had seen you for an entire day.

Shrugging to himself and letting his worries succumb him later, he moves on to go home, at last, to be engulfed in the warmth of your presence alone would save him from the clutches of exhaustion and stress.

On the way home, however, a sight he surely did not expect welcomes him—one that he did not need or want to after today.

His shoulders tensed and the ground that was below him seems to have taken a liking to him with how his foot remained planted on it and refused to interrupt such a conversation you were having with the traveler. It was the very same traveler he had known and trusted, alright, but what were they doing here with you?

Surely, it was for him, right?

But… why did it feel like he’d ruin a beautiful moment between the two of you?

“Alright, farewell, traveller,” your voice stopped him from calling onto you, even if he did think of trying to, your eyes transfixed to the other, leaning in to embrace the traveler and bid them goodbye.

ALBEDO contemplates what to do, the gears of his mind trying to think of a way to remove such negative thoughts and try to remember the care and promises you had given him. What was he thinking? Of course, he trusted you, he trusted the traveler, what was stopping him?

He was bothered by it that it would take awhile before he got inside the house and faced you.

“What was the traveller doing here?” his question came first in spite of the cheery greeting you gave, his eyes boring a different kind of emotion that he had never given before—you doubt he even knows what expression he was doing as well.

“Is that the only reason why?” his gaze was downcast, looking down in shame for all the conclusions his mind were drawing before he had even gotten to ask you.

CHILDE hides behind the shadows and observes the both of you. This was nothing new to him… but he felt betrayed, somehow. You and the traveller? What could this mean? He knew how to sense an atmosphere, and this certainly wasn’t one that should be between two who weren't supposed to know each other.

He wouldn’t be speaking about it with you until it just gets to him and he questions you when you two were lying on the bed, “What was the traveller doing here?” he looks you in the eye, “Are you seeing them frequently?”

He’s quite untrusting, even if you reassure him that nothing was wrong. However, once things had settled and that you had finally noticed his unusualness, he will tell you his worries and that he’ll try his best not to feel such things again.

DILUC was bothered, but his feet dragged him into where you and the traveler were, bidding goodbye as well before turning to you, stopping you before you could even go inside the mansion, “What was that?” he questions, unable to stop himself, unfortunately.

“I, wait, I apologize,” he realizes, looking away momentarily and his hold on your arm loosening, “Let’s not talk about this,”

He will keep it all in. Even if you ask him, he won’t tell you. Before, he knew he didn’t deserve love such as yours, but now he doubts he can even live without it. So even if it still bothers him, he’ll just keep it all in… for now.

GOROU feels his skin crawl almost as immediately as he saw the both of you. He practically leaps towards where you two were and clings onto your arm. “Farewell, traveller,” he says and waits until they are out of sight, “What did they want?” he inquires, wary. Once he was satisfied—not so—with the answer, he pulled you aside and his lips were already on your neck, marking you. He’s… unusually quiet too and will probably walk away right after. The only time he will get to talk was when he had calmed his mind and return back home.

KAEYA teases you first. “Oh? I didn’t know you and the traveler we knew each other. Care to tell the story?” he will listen intently and will not even seem to be jealous, but he was listening very well and hopes—not actually hoping—that he would catch you in your lies. But if there was none, he’d give you a smile and press a peck on your forehead, his shoulders easing up so suddenly in relief, probably.

“That sounds nice, now what’s for dinner, love? I’m quite hungry.”

But actually, on the back of his mind, he was thinking of how you and the traveller probably looked better together and how you deserve someone that wasn’t him. He was so lucky to have someone like you… but how sure is he that he even deserves it?

KAZUHA finds himself kissing you when the traveller was out of sight, his slim fingers catching your skin as you greeted him, pulling you gently to a passionate kiss. His lips mended with your own and he even lightly bites on your bottom lips while his plum eyes were on yours the moment you opened them. He doesn’t advance towards you that often whenever you two were outside and even if you’re basically in front of your house, it was still unusual of him to do such rash actions.

“What’s gotten into you, Kazu?” you giggled, and he was suddenly out of a trance at the joy that your face emitted, smiling in response.

“Nothing, my dove,” his hand falls onto your waist, pulling you near him, “let’s get inside, the winds are bound to get cold at night.”

Actually, wait a minute, SCARAMOUCHE doesn’t trust the traveler one bit. He snarls as he marches his way towards the two of you, bringing himself in between, as if defending you against the other. “And what brings you here, traveller? Must I have to see you out or would you want my Y/n instead?”

He’s possessive especially if he doesn’t trust others—which happens most of the time since it’s only you whom he genuinely trusts amongst everyone else. He was merely protecting you, “Weaklings such as they do not deserve your attention,” he turns to you, “unless you wanted to give it to them, hm?” he eyes you, only to scoff, “Nevermind, come, let’s go back.”

Another selfish man, actually. He would rather not talk about it unless he sees definite proof to be distrustful.

THOMA was instantly by your side, not really minding the tightness in his chest, forcing a smile to curl on his lips and also say goodbye to the traveller. His arm goes to your waist and you’d immediately know there was something wrong.

“I’m just curious as to… when you and the traveller had known each other. That’s all!” he still keeps that smile of his even if he knows that you were sensing it.

Honestly, one kiss from you and words of reassurance will be enough for him to lighten up again and feel his worries slowly disappear.

VENTI is conflicted. Nonetheless, he laces a smile on his face and shows it to both you and the traveller. But once the other was gone, he turns to you with a pout on his face, clinging onto your arm and whining, “I never knew you and the traveller were that close… are you sure they were not flirting with you? Tell me the truth, windblume.”

He’s not convinced even if you reassure him.

“Seal it with a kiss?” he puckers his lips, and even if you peck him, he follows up, “Another one?”

Insignificant. XIAO thinks these “feelings” are trifling, why should an adepti like him feel such things that only a human could? “Foolish,” he voices out and that’s when you notice him, standing not too far from both you and the traveller. Now, he has no choice but to stand next to you as the other bids goodbye. Actually, he was looking down the whole time, his arms crossed to his chest with a troubled look on his face. You may even have to hold his face and make him look at you to catch his attention.

“What’s bothering you, baby?”

He purses his lips to stop himself, but he finds that it was difficult not to answer you truthfully. “Have you and the traveller… been seeing each other?”

It held a double meaning, he knew, but his muscles eases up when you answer the words that he wanted to hear. He knows they were just his mere desires but… for some reason even if they were not true, he doesn’t want to hear it.

ZHONGLI trusts you wholeheartedly, but not the traveller. You see, he’s a god who has seen many lifetimes, trust is not something he freely gives even to the savior of Liyue.

He’s selfish, at a certain extent. He knows how to handle his desires and how to perform them with the perfect timing. He doesn’t bombard you with questions suddenly, unless he waits until you two had relaxed in your home with a cup of tea in both of your hands.

“Say, sweetheart, what did the traveller came here for?” he inquires, listening very well how you would respond.

“Of course I saw it… is there something to not see?” you’d sense the pressure in the air, and even with the calm demeanor he held, you will be sure that this was a confrontation, not a casual conversation. Once he hears your answer, he’ll calmly stand up and press a gentle kiss on your temple and you won’t even know what was inside his mind with how well he keeps it in.

In my personal opinion, he’s the scariest if he’s mad or jealous.

TAGLIST (please send an ask to be added)

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. . . ⊹ ᨘ໑. ♡ ; genshin men + their kinks.

. . . ⊹ ᨘ໑. ♡ ; afab! reader. bondage, daddy/mommy kink. knife play. hair pulling. breeding. name calling. (whore, bitch, slut.) degradation. size kink. belly buldging. doggystyle/backshots.

. . . ⊹ ᨘ໑. ♡ ; albedo , childe , diluc , dainsleif , gorou , itto , kazuha , kaeya , scaramouche , thoma , xiao , zhongli.

BONDAGE

tying you up in silky ribbon, arresting you in ways where your arms and locked behind your back; their cock ramming in your pretty cunt. they're devious, no care in the world as you're spilling with cum, your arms nearly numbing to the extent as their cocks' nearly teared you apart.

diluc , dainsleif , itto , kazuha , scaramouche , zhongli.

DADDY KINK

they're fucking you with ambition caught in each vein of their body. disrespecting your cunt as their lips kiss your jaw. you know what they want, and you know what you want. "gonna cum, daddy! wan' more!" they'll do as you asked, holding your thighs against your stomach, sweat beading off their arms as your silky walls entrance them.

diluc , dainsleif , itto , zhongli.

KNIFE PLAY

risks are being taken, even though it seems to excited the both of you. blade dangerously close to your neck, their lips puckering against your hard bud. they're cocks' sliding against your sticky walls, wrist holding up the pocket knife.

dainsleif , kaeya , scaramouche , xiao.

HAIR PULLING

the length of their fingers are lost in your locks, ravaging through your hair as their balls slap your pussy, thighs spanking your ass; keeping you on your knees as they use your hair as a leash to a dog. they tug your scalp, inhaling your moans as an accomplishment and further push to keep their fingers prancing on your locks.

diluc , dainsleif , itto , kaeya , scaramouche , xiao.

BREEDING

they're fucking you hard, no though other than making you the mommy to their kids racing throughout their mind. "gonna be my little housewife? have my kids, you like that?" they're never done with you, leaving you drenched in their cum.

albedo , diluc , dainsleif , itto , gorou , kazuha , kaeya , scaramouche , xiao , zhongli.

DEGRADATION / NAME CALLING.

creating a ridicule of you, cheery laughter taunting you as they fucked your mind out. you're left whining down on their cock, the feel of needing their cock rushing through your thoughts. "my lil' whore like getting slut out?" they'd hum, "my bitch loves this, getting treated like shit?" they'd bite your skin, bruising you in purple kisses until you'd agree with them.

albedo , diluc , dainsleif , scaramouche , xiao.

SIZE KINK / BELLY BULDGING.

they've got you displayed on your back, legs folded up against your stomach, your cervix sure to be bruised and ruined as their girth split you apart. your eyes were strained, drool leaking from your lips as moans aired out from your lips. "look s' pretty with my cock stretching you out..." they're admiring you, the way their girths' made an obvious change to your appearance.

diluc , itto , zhongli.

MOMMY KINK

they're in your complete control, the way you've taken over their strength amazes them; submissing themselves for you, leaning into your soft kisses, your soft gestures. you sit in their lap comfortably, sloppily swapping spit as you swayed your hips, slowly bringing your hips down on their cock. "'m gonna cum, mommy!"

childe , gorou , kaeya , thoma.

genshin men as types of valorant/video game players

𓂅 genre: modern streamer! scaramouche, childe, kaeya, itto, xiao, albedo, diluc, thoma, venti, kazuha, dainsleif, and zhongli x gn! reader crack

𓂅 warnings: none

𓂅 summary: as populer streamers in the gaming community, how do the genshin boys act in their games?

𓂅 note: this just popped up in my head and i really wanted to write it down. these hcs are formatted and written a lil differently since i was too tired to write hcs separately for all the characters. also there's literally nothing in this fic aside from crack so i hope this makes you laugh or you enjoy this in some type of way LMFAO. HAVE A GOOD DAY YALL <3

the lowkey toxic ones who taunt or shit talk you in party voice chat when you miss a kill or fail to clutch. they're the ones who sound so cocky and confident despite doing worse or just a tiny bit better than you. he loves affectionately bullying you but god bless and good luck to whoever else tries to attack you.

scaramouche, kaeya, childe, itto

the pros who don't talk a lot in party voice chat. they carry you throughout the game and prefer to type in chat instead. when they've had enough, the most they'll speak is to irritatedly ask you "what were you thinking?" when you do something off. 

xiao, albedo, diluc

the nice people <33 spreads the best vibes around the team no matter how bad or how good you're playing. this person is everyone's personal hype man. always goes "nice try (y/n), you'll get them next time!" or "good game everyone!".

thoma, itto, venti

the quiet ones who are okay at the game. very calm, collected, and respectful whenever they're playing with anyone. they always have your back and it's a very peaceful experience to get to play with someone like them.

kazuha, xiao, albedo, diluc, dainsleif

the trolls who do the dumbest shit because they either just feel like it or they wanna get on your nerves 💀.

venti, childe, kaeya

needs you to teach him how to play everytime and rarely ever plays.

zhongli

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#call me that again

—where you are multilingual and you call them by an endearment from your native language

CHARACTERS. Albedo, Childe, Diluc, Gorou, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli

THEMES. fluff!

NOTES. this is actually based on a request that was sent by @soft-simp-ichigo so thank you very much! i also plan on doing a oneshot with this one soon so do expect that<3 guess who it will be for? hehehehe it’s a secret for now! also, thanks so much for 3.5k aaaa you guys are the best!<333

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ALBEDO either was familiar with what it was or he already has knowledge about your native language because he took the time to learn it beforehand. After hearing you call him that one time, it certainly perked his attention and sensing that you haven’t realized what you did, he smiles to his own and wills to call you the same next time.

“Did I say it correctly? I just assumed it was what it meant, please tell me if I misunderstood it.”

CHILDE will probably ask you about it, which in turn became the reason why you called him with the endearment sooner than later in the relationship. He’s rather giddy whenever you call him with it, a grin curving on his lips in almost an instant, leaning to press a chaste kiss on your cheek and sending a wink at you. The audacity of this man.

“Call me that every time, yeah? Do you want me to do the same?”

DILUC wasn’t even aware you were multilingual until you told him you were. He didn’t particularly care—or more like minded, for the matter. Whatever you call him with, he’s more than pleased. However, you would not be able to miss how he stops and freezes for a couple of seconds when you explain to him what you just called him with.

With a smile, he kisses your forehead and whispers a “Thank you,” and calls you just the same.

GOROU is quite attentive, but with his busyness and things he had to do, he may not be able to give you much attention that he wanted. You had probably taken him off-guard when he got home and he was embracing you, hearing you call him such an unusual greeting that you probably saw or felt his ears twitch afterwards.

“Hm?” he pulls away slightly, looking you in the eye, “What… did you call me, honey?” he carefully inquired, still unsure if he heard you correctly or not. When you explained to him what it meant, he’ll get heavily flustered, pausing a while before he looks up with a smile and asks, “Again?”

KAEYA knows a lot of things and he probably knows a few words that you know of. He may even be the first to call you the endearment to catch you by surprise. He’ll chuckle at your embarrassed state, asking how he knew about it, to which he replies, “So my guess is correct, then? Call me with it first before I explain how.”

KAZUHA is definitely the type who had learned your native language early on and courted you with a poem with such words. That’s why when you call him with the endearment, he inwardly smiles—oh, his smiles are one of the most difficult things to figure out. And what does he do?

He pretends he doesn’t know about it.

“What did you called me, dove?” he had you on one of his knees, his eyes focused on your face as you find it hard to look him in the eye with the intense gaze he had on. After explaining to him, he simply pecks you on the cheeks and teases you briefly by calling you the same.

“Oh, you liked that? Should I start referring to you as such? I could if you would.”

SCARAMOUCHE does not know. Don’t expect him to when you don’t tell him first, so he’s one of those who are fun to prank with if you plan to call him with an endearment you wanted to call him to. He notices it immediately; brow raising, eyes darting towards your form, “What’d you call me?” his tone was harsh as usual but you can hear how it faltered despite its strong start. He may not have knowledge about it yet but he had a feeling that it was something that you have up your sleeve just to tease him.

When you explained to him about it, he scoffed but there was a small smirk on his face, pretending that he was busy with his paperworks but he felt the flutters he couldn’t stop even with his own abilities churn in his insides.

Oh the things you do to him.

THOMA, as also the people of the town, he might have hints of your language but he’s not quite sure what they meant so he’s just guessing while he accidentally let it slip out one time.

“I mean, uhm, did I use it correctly, perhaps…?” he awkwardly laughs, only to hear you giggle.

“Wait, I got it wrong, didn't I? Ugh, Ayato and the others told me about it and-Oh I was right?” he grins, “Well then, what do you say? Let’s go on a date tomorrow night, alright?”

VENTI had a hunch all this time and would definitely act like he knew it. Keyword: act.

“Of course I know what that meant!” he huffs his chest proudly; chin up, arms crossed, “It meant… an endearment, right? Just like how I call you Windblume!”

Apparently, he looked overjoyed when you revealed that he got it correctly that it was fairly obvious that he originally had no idea what it was.

“What? Where’s my congratulations kiss? I told you I got it right!”

XIAO doesn’t have a clue at all. If you attempt to call him with the special endearment, he’d only look confused and may not even question you especially if you said it in the morning. If at the evening, however, when he’s not that much busy defeating demons, he will actually pay more attention to it than the latter situation.

“You called me that earlier,” he says, “what… does it mean?”

Actually, he had a feeling what it already meant earlier but he did not want to deal such “unnecessary thoughts” even if he knew it bugged his mind most of the day. He thought that you wouldn’t tease him if he questioned you about it, only to prove that he was wrong.

“What do you mean-“ he scoffs, turning away to hide the flush on his cheeks, “I… I don’t mind it-It doesn't mean I like-I mean…” he shuts his lips and sighs, “I’m only letting you off this once.”

But let’s just say even if it was with the endearment while he’s away, he still comes in an instant when you call.

ZHONGLI is quite difficult to read. You don’t know if he actually knows what it meant or if he was pretending like he didn’t know it just to say that you had caught him off guard.

“I really didn’t have any knowledge about it, dearest,” he chuckles lightly, brushing his knuckles on your cheek when he sees the pout on your lips.

“But you didn’t look surprised at all!”

“Was I?” he pauses, “It might have been not obvious, but believe me when I say that you had caught me, love,” he says before catching your lips and pecking it softly.

He really doesn’t know about it hahahaha

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cw › their fave places to fuck you in. afab! reader. slight corruption. sum dacryphilia. degradation. fingering. lowk mean diluc. creampies. mmmmmm pet names. ( baby , sweetheart , etc. ) oral sex. (f! receiving. ) name calling. ( bitch , maybe others mm idk. ) humiliation.

characters › albedo. childe. diluc. dainsleif. kazuha. scaramouche, xiao, zhongli.

a/n › mhm mhm. albedo grew on me since I got him,,,, him so sexy... kinda long, buy also sloppy asl, sorryyyy. minors do not interact 😭 acting like yall can't read.

「 albedo. 」

cold nights up at his camp — sucrose' gone by now, leaving you all alone with the precious blonde. he's working, and you know he's beyond busy as he scribbles so fast you'd think he would've sprained his wrist by now. you shivered as a wave of wind splashed you in the face.

he's noticed you're shivering, feeling a bit guilty as your skirt flapped. he's made eye contact with you, gesturing you towards him with two of his fingers.

you're up in seconds gently sitting on his stiff lap, "'m so cold, bedo!"

he hums, simple fingers found at his chin, nodding down at you. "not to worry.." rather than using alchemy, he lifted himself off his chair, hand holding your hip as the other shoved the start of his pants down. he held his cock in his hand, pushing his thick tip past your labia.

he kissed your moan away, the force of your back laying on his desk shoving the stacked papers and pens off. his pants loosened, dropping further. he gulped, Adam's apple bobbing in his throat, the golden marking on his neck thumping. his cock stiffened inside your cunt, beginning to curve as your gummy walls pulled him in.

albedo will keep you cumming, smearing your cum along his cock, sweet compliments hushed against your ears. "mm— so good for me, keep cummin', yeah?" once he's finally given up and coated his girth with your cum, he'll pull out, dropping his thick ooze of cum on your thighs.

「 childe. 」

simple man, fucking you into the bed — he's taken enjoyment in hearing your muffled lil groans and cries; shoving your warm face down into the sloppy sheets as his cock stretched your cunt out.

his hands cup the fat of your ass, spreading them as he watches the way he slides in, your cum smeared on his length once he slides back out.

childe's absolutely sick, curtains pulled back, eye blinding sun rays mirroring off your iris. he'll fuck you for hours, acting as though he were a sex deprived whore. cock never softening as your cums' spilt on his sheets. he'll cum in you so much without a single jot of embarrassment, rather amused with how you're hips are bouncing on his hips.

「 diluc. 」

after hours in the tavern — he's bored, hands smoothing down a rag against washed glasses. yet you sit there, leg swung over the other, he's baffled. taking your attitude into account, "c'mere."

you're up in a flash, sweet grin on your face, awaiting a response. "hm?" you lightly hummed, hands kept on each of your sides.

gloved hands cupped your chin, "so happy?" a scoff slipped out. "gonna fuck that attitude into you, yeah?"

chills skipped down your spine, the sudden feel of your back pounding against the wooden counter shoving a groan past your lips. your thoughts raced backward, collapsing over each other as the cool leathery feel to his gloves nudged at your thighs. "d-diluc..!"

he shushed you with his digits, curling his fingers up; the wave of your sigh sending goosebumps down to your inner thighs. "taking the time out of my day to come down here, and yet, not a single helping hand from you." your slick coated the counter, his heavy hand stopping your thigh from closing in.

you whimpered, a failed attempt to calm him down. "please diluc, slow down, please baby..." your body flooded in high rising temperatures, the rigid patterns sewed into his gloves bringing you to your high. you gasped— his thumb violating your clit. you couldn't think, muttering not a sound as your rejected thigh thumped against his palms.

he'll go on for hours, leaving you crying as your fingers clutch the wood. you're leaking of his cum, fucking his words into you. "love this shit?" he'd laugh, "want somebody to hear you? want 'em to knock on the door, 'n hear you crying on my cock?" he was beyond pussy drunk, slurring his words as he fucked your back straight.

「 dainsleif. 」

against the statue of the seven — he's a man with no shame, twisting your beliefs and ego in ways you'd never imagine them to be.

he's got your fingers clutching the stone of the statue, nightfall glistening off your cum displayed back. your moaning, tears sliding down your face as you pushed back on his cock. he's thick, spreading your thighs in massive measures. "d-dain!" you're close, again. you've spit so many sorrys' to Barbatos, his length shoving your face into the cold stone.

dainsleif's vicious, cumming on your back as he's saved his last for the last round. he'd taken mental notes, how you're body's slumped, how strained your moans are; and now, you've came once again, crying out his name as gasps follow afterwards. his hands gripped your ass, emptying his balls inside your ruined pussy; he's saved it for so long, its come out so thick!

「 kazuha. 」

hidden room in the crux ship — your elbows are propped up on storage boxes, your legs locked around his waist, pulling him closer and closer. he'll shove his face in your tits, suppressing his moans with the buds of your breasts.

every time he'd hear you gasp, he'll quickly move up towards your lips, kissing you gently before your mewls could give notice to the ridealongs.

shushed whispers are tickling your ear lobe, "supposed to be on another journey—" a broken laugh interrupts him, "but you feel so good..."

kazuha knows he's in the complete wrong, the boxes creaking everytime he fucked you a bit too harsh. once you're body's quivering and you've let a out a heavy moan, he'll gift you an overload of his cum.

「 scaramouche. 」

face up ass down in the living room — much like childe, he'll taunt you, broad daylight peeking through the windows. he could care less if you've got tears trickling down your cute cheeks, he's far too obsessed with the way you're cumming all over his cock. "'m disrespecting you so much, yet like a whore, you're taking this dick so fuckin' good. like getting treated like some sloppy slut?"

he'll giggle, mocking the way your ass is clapping on his curved length. his balls slap your skin, drenching you in his seed, "gonna fuck the cum back into ya!" he'a pouring with excitement, fingers pinching your thighs, length driving back into you. "'m hoping somebody sees you."

his head 'll tilt to the side, snickering down at your curved back. "with the way you're lettin' me see your pussy, all like this? filthy with my cum?" he'd even began to pity you.

「 xiao. 」

the slab of the kitchen island — xiao's taken a preference for fucking you on that fancy kitchen island, your legs spread open for him, your finger playing with your clit as his tongue does the hard work. he's overly talented, slim fingers fucking your hole as his tongue garnishes your labia in his spit.

he'll eat you out 'til you're drenched in his spit, ruining the kitchen as he'll stuff you with his cock. he'll leave you full as though you'd just finished eating an array of meals. stacking rings of cum on the base of his girth. your lips parted as strings of saliva clung onto them, legs resting on his shoulders as his rough hands lead you onto his hips.

he'd welcomed you with the soft n tender works of his tongue, simply to finish you off with fucking you hard on that fresh counter. you're leaking of his cum once he's done with you, dripping out your cunt as it's pitterin' n patterin' down onto the granite.

「 zhongli. 」

the kitchen table — like a house wife, he's fucking you in a pretty little dress he gifted you. shoving the chairs out of his way as your tummy pushed up against the table, his large hands cupping your ass.

he's vile, packing in girth and length, spreading your legs and ass to fully fuck your pretty lil cunt. he needs a full array of your perfect body, the legs to the table squeaking against the floor.

you're covered in sweat, tits slipping out of your dress as he leaned back, a gust of wind following quick behind as he rammed back into you. your lips were covered in your spit, cum gushing out your cunt as he recklessly fucked you. "feel good, sweetheart?"

he had a hatred for switching his position, loving the way your cunt pulsed on his length, watching the way his cum immediately spit back out your cunt; bloated is what you were. the flat surface underneath your stomach repelling each serving of his cum.