Call Me Snoop Dog The Way The Standards I Set For Myself Are So Fucking High

I hope in my next incarnation I'm reborn as a protagonist from a Dostoyevsky novel

The brothers karamazov

i was drawing ivan and i was looking at him like… man youre 23 you should be at the club dancing to really bad music and picking up zero bitches

But alas he didnt, so its not my fault he looks like hes having a midlife crisis. 1880s russia is just really rough for 23 year olds

Nobody expect an update from me at anytime ever. I am sleepinfg zzzzzzzzzz

Oh my GOD.

still reeling from this gem

literally screaming.

a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

Voted time magazine's cutest dictator of the year

Shoot me dead if you ever catch me using 'y/n'

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I need to be the most beautiful girl someone's ever seen I need to be brought flowers on dates I need to cry into someone's arms and I need to be held through the storm until the tears blow over I need to be seen and heard and treasured I need to be touched I need to be cradled I need to be kissed and worshipped and romanced and sexualized I need someone to kill for me and set the world on fire to keep me warm and offer to do the dishes for me despite my insistence I need someone to bring me tea and ibuprofen when I'm on my period I need someone to mourn and rage and weep and be weak with me I need to be ineffably valued I need someone to listen and understand or try to understand even if they can't I need to be someone's one and only even through the worst of the worst and the lowest of lows I need someone to tell me stories to take me away from the horrors I need someone to love me and love me and love me and love me even though they don't have to. SOMEONE PLEASE JUST FALL IN LOVE WITH ME