Todoroki: Midoriya, Are You All Might’s Secret Love Child Or Something?

My Mawmaw just said I’ll be married to your Pawpaw for 45 years tomorrow ... that’s a long time to deal with him.

🔥Bad memories🔥

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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I did this on my hand last week because I had nothing to do in class 🏳️‍🌈😅

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Todoroki “ignore him he’s just a hater” Shoto, ladies and gents

FINALLY ALL THE GAYS

Give me more

Shoutout to @pitviperofdoom for inadvertently introducing me to my new favorite poem…

I had to make little tribute ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Boneless (?)