“ Sure, I’ll Play You Another Tune, But It’ll Cost You An Apple! “

Was thinking about those haunted house escape room headcanons and decided to revive this meme.

genshin men as models A-

random modern! au hcs — various! genshin impact x reader ❀

— ft. ; albedo, childe, diluc, kaeya, kazuha, thoma, venti, xiao, zhongli (separately) x gender neutral!reader

— notes ; FLOOFY FLUFF. just some random modern-ish! au hcs for some characters. in paragraphs. lowercase. arranged alphabetically. these are just my random thoughts! i thought of these at like, 1 am & in sleepy car drives & during class? WC, ≈ 1.5k

— warnings ; some mentions of food, hate / negative comments (but really just in a comfort, barely any hurt kinda way), clothes shopping. nothing much tbh, but pls inform me of anything i may need to add! c:

— a/n ; i finally finished w/ this omg hi hi ! thoma has full custody of my heart ;( no, scratch that, all of these boys own my heart (send help *internally screaming*). <//3 i shall now post this ehe, hope y'all like this !! hav good day everyone <3

ALBEDO is actually unfairly handsome while he’s reading books, somehow especially so whenever they’re recommended by you, he thinks you may like it, or is reminded of you while reading. sometimes you’re just chilling after he’s finished reading for the day, and it’s such a pleasant surprise when he seems to smile more and is more affectionate? he’s a lot softer than usual then for some reason, hmm…

on one day when the two of you are just relaxing together, ALBEDO lends you his sketchbook! you were expecting to see lovely drawings of the beauties of nature and all… but still, it’s a pleasant and rather flustering surprise to see as well many drawings of you. you, his muse who has shown him many of the wonders of life. and so he kisses your cheek, smiling and merely commenting that you are the most beautiful nature has to offer.

you’re not sure whether to be in a surprised or i-definitely-saw-this-coming mood when you see that CHILDE bought that one a-little-bit-too-pricey top you were eyeing… but you daren’t chastise him for it, especially seeing the genuine love in his eyes. shopping with him is always lovely, as he somehow knows what clothes will look great on you (he says all of them will, though. and he’s right btw <3).

on some really early mornings, CHILDE grins at you cheekily as you both discreetly play music in the dead of night even though you both should be sleeping. he grabs your hand, twirls you around though the song doesn’t even match his actions, and pulls you close. and, he stares in your eyes softly, with genuine love—only to smooch you quickly before twirling away and turning up the music to a louder song he prefers… it’s fun jamming to songs of both of your music tastes, dancing like no one’s watching.

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A wise person once told me that if a guy wants to be with a girl he will make it happen, no matter what.

- Gigi Philips (He’s Just Not That Into You)

✧ Introduction Part 1

Series >> Teyvat Streamers

Featuring: Diluc, Childe, Kaeya and Zhongli

Synopsis: Them as streamers

Warnings: Curses, Violence, Mentions of Death, and Murder.

DILUC

Yes, everyone's dark knight in shining armor. Is known as "Master Diluc" and "Darknight_Hero" but his username is "Ragnvindr" because darknight hero sounds like a 12 year old roblox name.

Holding over 6 mil subs on both Youtube and Twitch — Diluc's got the heart of his subscribers and followers.

His channel mainly focuses on teaching his viewers mix drinks and gaming — which is everyone's favorite.

Even though he's a stoic and a calm man, he cares for everyone — forcing his viewers to sleep when he streamed too late or his streams is on a different time because ya know, time zones.

His gaming streams are really rare, sometimes playing games that his brother recommended to him but it's PRETTY RARE.

Get's really flustered when someone donated an edit of him — and his brother uses that against him.

One of his fan requested him to say the audio "Oh no! Our table, it's broken!" And he did that with no emotion.

#unbotheredredheadedking

Would win every YLYL challenges if he's with his brother — he refuses to let his guard down.

Once did a cooking stream with his brother — almost burned the whole kitchen.

"Kaeya?! WHY WOULD YOU TURN THE HEAT UP?! THE HOUSE IS GONNA BURN!"

*cue kaeya acting like a DJ with Diluc is in shambles"

CHILDE

Hmm Everyone's favorite menace — Childe! Also known as "Tartaglia" but people don't call him that cause it's "too long".

The rich, handsome, ultimate malewife that everyone wants.

His channel is mainly on PVP, games with murder, dark lore, and horror — also does a charity streams once in a while.

I kid you not — this man definitely plays Yandere Simulator, DDLC, Undertale and FNAF.

(also a whaler for genshin but that's for another story✋)

His streams are basically 'playing a random game while disturbing Diluc and Zhongli with Kaeya'

Charity streams are once in a year — often playing Minecraft while people spawn random mobs and things for him.

And yes! The horror games! Everyone likes his horror streams!

"Alright we found a key! We're doing great progress comrades!-- Oh? thank you 'Anonymous101' for the hundred bits! I appreciate it-- AAAAAA WTF WHERE DID THAT CAME FROM?!!"

Speaking of the devil, his fan interactions is funny too!

someone tweeted: I wonder what Childe's hands do?😩

his answer: Choking you to death :) /j

The streamer everyone loves but still slanders him anyways.

KAEYA

The streamer everyone's willing to bark — and he loves it. Everyone knows him by "Kaeya" while his username is sometimes "Elsa 2.0" and "Hot_Cavalry_Captain"

Diluc's official Nightmare

His streams focuses on him bullying Diluc, games (specially otome games) and him flirting with characters.

Purposely played Obey Me! for Asmodeus (bet that they can relate to each other)

Mans also played Doki Doki because he thought Yuki was "beautiful" not knowing the lore.

"She used my pen on what??" He was so shocked that he stopped playing the game for a month✋

He definitely acts hot all the time so his fans would make more thirst edits of him (also to appreciate and help them improve their talents)

He also wears his iconic top with the boobie window, mans like teasing his viewers.

The type to rage quit (hot version)

"OH MY FUCKING GOSH WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!" with his raspy voice omfl😩

Would do this boyfriend asmr(s) for 'fun purposes'

Actually gets banned from Twitter by his flirty remarks. (Is that even possible?💀)

ZHONGLI

First started his channel as a 'story teller'

They call him Zhongli while his username is "Rex Lapis"

He started gaining more views and subscribers when he played 'poppy playtime'

*cue him gasping so hot omfg*

"Oh, did i go the wrong way?-- *gasp* What was that..."

Actually has theories for the game

After that, his viewers would try to get him to play more horror games — and it ends up to him finishing it explaining his theories, that some of it ends up true💀

A god at Geoguessr

This man will take a good 1-20 seconds looking at the place and will instantly say "This place is in Inazuma!"

Has no face cam — this man is broke, and he uses his hot voice to gain more mora.

When he got enough mora for a face cam — he immediately did a YLYL challenge that is requested by his viewers.

His little laughs and snorts would make the chat go brrr

This man is the total package. Hot, Sexy, Handsome, and Has a deep voice?! Don't mind me clicking the subscribe button.

Taglist: @xyliope @under-a-starry-night @ihavecrusheson2dbois @zhongchi14 (send an ask to get tagged!) No beta — we die like men

“You don’t know pain until you got to force your heart to stop loving somebody.”

— Unknown

my brain went from hyperactive “tiny barbatos timny barbatos” then switched so fast to staring at the wall thinking “even the lissome wind grows heavy,, with grief..,.,.,,,”

LOOK AT HIM!!!?! He’s adorable and I will physically fight anyone who says otherwise ╭(°A°`)╮

Hold the Aether.

Love the Aether.

Appreciate the Aether.

No Lumine slander allowed tho

Zhongli may be rich in knowledge but we all know who really pays the bills here