When You Don’t Do A Warm Up And Go Straight Into Lineart And Your Hand Does The Thing

ACCIDENTAL SLIME FATHERS (ANEMO VER.)

━━ ☆ INCLUDES: xiao, venti, aether

━━ ☆ SUMMARY: thoughts on how the anemo boys would react to a slime being attached to you.

━━ ☆ WARNINGS: none

━━ ☆ REQUESTED: @fatisangraysama​

— xiao;

it was a good day in liyue. the sun was warm but not too hot to burn and the skies were a clear blue with no signs of rain coming anytime soon.

it was a rare opportunity so you decided to take a stroll in the forest.

after a few hours of berry picking, you stopped for a quick rest by the roots of a big and archaic tree.

unbeknownst to you, there was a certain slime floating right over your head.

and while you didn’t notice the foreign presence, someone else did.

you shrieked as xiao plunged right beside you, eyes dripping with strength and malice.

while diluc wanted to kill the slime, xiao wanted to decimate it.

he wasted no time and ran after the slime who bounced away in panic.

‘you almost died. twice.’ was all that ran in your head.

that is until the slime whimpered, effectively attacking your soft heart.

with a hesitant smile, you mumbled his name and xiao turns his attention to you.

were you hurt? did you need anything? should he race back to wangshu inn?

no, it was worse than that.

you wanted to keep… a slime? xiao briefly wondered if he accidentally hit you in the head or something.

good luck convincing him.

i’m not entirely sure how you’ll manage to do that because xiao was looking at you very strangely.

“come on, please? i’ll ignore the fact that you were practically stalking me when we agreed that you wouldn’t do that.”

“…”

it was a silence worth an hour at the very least. just as you were about to give up, xiao sighed and turned around.

“…tsk. you mortals and your odd behaviors.”

so now you have a slime child!

all was good in paradise.

…except xiao did not like the idea of playing daddy.

he would glare at the slime and prod at it when you mentioned some out-of-the-ordinary thing it did.

and god forbid you spend more time with the slime than with him. he just might snap.

like that one time you were gushing over the slime because it cuddled into you out of nowhere.

he waited until you left to get a drink before he stared at the slime. after a while, he reached out to tentatively pinch it which prompted an odd (in his opinion) sound from it.

it was like a more durable jelly and it’s very, very strange. it’s a little cold though and for some reason, playing around with it felt satisfying.

not like xiao would admit to it. he heard you climbing up the stairs and immediately withdrew his hands much to the slime’s complaints.

after that encounter, you notice the slime’s inclination to xiao.

like that one moment when you were fixing yourself a snack and when you turned around, it was gone. you intended to ask xiao for help but instead, you found the slime next to xiao just purring at him with puppy eyes despite the adeptus’ pointed attempts to ignore its presence.

one time, xiao was out and about, exorcising grudges and demons and all that fancy stuff.

in the middle of the fight, he spots the slime in the corner making heart eyes at him.

the way his heart dropped—

he swiftly finishes the one he’s battling and speeds to reach the slime.

he grips it very unceremoniously but you can excuse his attitude because he’s literally in the middle of a battle that could end with the both of them dead.

so now, there’s xiao battling cursed subjects with one hand because the other is too occupied carrying the slime.

after a while, he got enough room to breathe and he places the slime up on a tree.

“stay,” he says firmly as he pointed a finger at the slime. it was as if he was a father scolding a child.

in a way he was. trace amounts of disbelief and disappointment were in his tone but he wasn’t angry. 

he cleans up the rest of his enemies as quickly as possible and he brings the slime back to you.

you promptly began scolding it and the slime had the audacity to whine.

meanwhile, xiao was just crossing his arms in the background, watching the scene unfold.

even he had to admit that it was pretty cute.

later that night, you asked xiao to bring it along with him sometimes so it wouldn’t have to sneak around.

xiao surprisingly agreed.

since they’re around each other more often now, the slime slowly began carving itself a spot in his heart.

little taps of affection, not quite close to petting, just fingers lingering long enough for three quick pats.

sometimes, you’ll be on your way back to wangshu inn and you’ll spot them side by side, waiting for you.

even rarer, you’ll wake up around midnight to see both the slime and xiao missing but the soft sound of a flute being blown calms you down.

he’ll never confess to it but if anything happens to the slime, he’ll go out on his way to exterminate whoever did it.

it doesn’t matter if it’s a shrub or a treasure hoarder. they’re done for.

to sum it up, a very protective dad who pretends he doesn’t care but is always keeping an eye on it. 10/10

Keep reading

they come in pairs U_U

ENDLESS PAIMON GIFS — (2/∞)

✧ Introduction Part 1

Series >> Teyvat Streamers

Featuring: Diluc, Childe, Kaeya and Zhongli

Synopsis: Them as streamers

Warnings: Curses, Violence, Mentions of Death, and Murder.

DILUC

Yes, everyone's dark knight in shining armor. Is known as "Master Diluc" and "Darknight_Hero" but his username is "Ragnvindr" because darknight hero sounds like a 12 year old roblox name.

Holding over 6 mil subs on both Youtube and Twitch — Diluc's got the heart of his subscribers and followers.

His channel mainly focuses on teaching his viewers mix drinks and gaming — which is everyone's favorite.

Even though he's a stoic and a calm man, he cares for everyone — forcing his viewers to sleep when he streamed too late or his streams is on a different time because ya know, time zones.

His gaming streams are really rare, sometimes playing games that his brother recommended to him but it's PRETTY RARE.

Get's really flustered when someone donated an edit of him — and his brother uses that against him.

One of his fan requested him to say the audio "Oh no! Our table, it's broken!" And he did that with no emotion.

#unbotheredredheadedking

Would win every YLYL challenges if he's with his brother — he refuses to let his guard down.

Once did a cooking stream with his brother — almost burned the whole kitchen.

"Kaeya?! WHY WOULD YOU TURN THE HEAT UP?! THE HOUSE IS GONNA BURN!"

*cue kaeya acting like a DJ with Diluc is in shambles"

CHILDE

Hmm Everyone's favorite menace — Childe! Also known as "Tartaglia" but people don't call him that cause it's "too long".

The rich, handsome, ultimate malewife that everyone wants.

His channel is mainly on PVP, games with murder, dark lore, and horror — also does a charity streams once in a while.

I kid you not — this man definitely plays Yandere Simulator, DDLC, Undertale and FNAF.

(also a whaler for genshin but that's for another story✋)

His streams are basically 'playing a random game while disturbing Diluc and Zhongli with Kaeya'

Charity streams are once in a year — often playing Minecraft while people spawn random mobs and things for him.

And yes! The horror games! Everyone likes his horror streams!

"Alright we found a key! We're doing great progress comrades!-- Oh? thank you 'Anonymous101' for the hundred bits! I appreciate it-- AAAAAA WTF WHERE DID THAT CAME FROM?!!"

Speaking of the devil, his fan interactions is funny too!

someone tweeted: I wonder what Childe's hands do?😩

his answer: Choking you to death :) /j

The streamer everyone loves but still slanders him anyways.

KAEYA

The streamer everyone's willing to bark — and he loves it. Everyone knows him by "Kaeya" while his username is sometimes "Elsa 2.0" and "Hot_Cavalry_Captain"

Diluc's official Nightmare

His streams focuses on him bullying Diluc, games (specially otome games) and him flirting with characters.

Purposely played Obey Me! for Asmodeus (bet that they can relate to each other)

Mans also played Doki Doki because he thought Yuki was "beautiful" not knowing the lore.

"She used my pen on what??" He was so shocked that he stopped playing the game for a month✋

He definitely acts hot all the time so his fans would make more thirst edits of him (also to appreciate and help them improve their talents)

He also wears his iconic top with the boobie window, mans like teasing his viewers.

The type to rage quit (hot version)

"OH MY FUCKING GOSH WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!" with his raspy voice omfl😩

Would do this boyfriend asmr(s) for 'fun purposes'

Actually gets banned from Twitter by his flirty remarks. (Is that even possible?💀)

ZHONGLI

First started his channel as a 'story teller'

They call him Zhongli while his username is "Rex Lapis"

He started gaining more views and subscribers when he played 'poppy playtime'

*cue him gasping so hot omfg*

"Oh, did i go the wrong way?-- *gasp* What was that..."

Actually has theories for the game

After that, his viewers would try to get him to play more horror games — and it ends up to him finishing it explaining his theories, that some of it ends up true💀

A god at Geoguessr

This man will take a good 1-20 seconds looking at the place and will instantly say "This place is in Inazuma!"

Has no face cam — this man is broke, and he uses his hot voice to gain more mora.

When he got enough mora for a face cam — he immediately did a YLYL challenge that is requested by his viewers.

His little laughs and snorts would make the chat go brrr

This man is the total package. Hot, Sexy, Handsome, and Has a deep voice?! Don't mind me clicking the subscribe button.

Taglist: @xyliope @under-a-starry-night @ihavecrusheson2dbois @zhongchi14 (send an ask to get tagged!) No beta — we die like men

Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun >> All Pre-Broadcast Cards

S H O T O     T O D O R O K I

✩ Happy birthday, Prince  ❄️🔥 ✩

“I’m often silent when I’m screaming inside.”

— Unknown

I love him

Ukyo:

Me:

Imagine venti pulling you into the rain while laughing merrily like usual, tugging you close to him. Putting one of his hand on your waist and the other on your hand, taking a step sideway and began dancing in the rain. He continues to laugh as he spins you around. The droplets of water falling from the sky soak both of your clothes, making you both drench from head to toe but the two of you seemingly don’t care. Its like you two are the only one in the world as you both continue to dance without a care.

Thank you Mihoyo for free therapy