Liking Herbert West Is A Personal Failure On My Part :(

I can't believe this fic made me feel SO MANY THINGS AND ITS NOT EVEN FINISHED YET.

Please read for better, for worse!! THE LATEST CHAPTER IS EVERYTHING

Idk if reddie is still POPPINGGG but I saw a tiktok of someone wearing these tight red short shorts and it said PLANET BOOTY on the bottom... you know what to do

Okay but imagine adult!reddie babysitting one of their friend's kid and they take them to a carnival or whatever and Eddie sees how great Richie would be as a dad and maybe he doesn't need to worry so much if they were to adopt their own...

Imagine Eddie driving Richie home after he got his wisdom teeth out and Richie is delirious from the drugs and has so much to say without any filter

I love how everyone writes adult!Eddie as a powerbottom because honestly I can picture Richie still thinking and treating Eddie as if he's going to break or have a panic attack but really Eddie is like "ALRIGHT LETS GO BITCH. IMMA SIT ON IT"

So I've been really into Calpurnia lately, but now I want a reddie fic where Richie is in a band and Eddie reluctantly comes with friends and ju-JUST DO THE THINGG

Here me out. Eddie, a risk analysist, using a computer and needs to call I.T. and it's an asshole by the name of Richie.

Richie: wait... you still wear those tiny red shorts??

Eddie: yeah, when I go for a run or at home. Why?

Richie:

comfrey definitely had to endure greg talking about tom for the entirety of their 2.5 dates