Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken (x)

Richie and Eddie blurting out more and more sexually charged things about how respectively tol/smol the other is while everyone just stares is giving me LIFE. Telling themselves they are just ragging on each other but Richie is saying 'I could just pick you up and throw you around, dude, you're so little, I could carry you', and Eddie's just 'I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY TO PICK ME UP WITH YOUR BIG HANDS AND YOUR STRONG ARMS, YOU FREAK'

OMGGGGG I KIND OF WANT TO WRITE THIS BUT I CANT BE FUNNY.

RICHIE WOULD BE LIKE "LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE TWUNK" AND EDDIE IS LIKE "WTF IS A TWUNK YOU GODDAMM GORRILLA"

This speaks to meeee

Imagine if Richie was an artist and hangs around his gallery anonymously to hear what others have to say about his work and this one guy, Eddie, says it "looks like total garbage" and Richie knew he was in love.

I don't know whyyy but I had a sudden idea that the gang need to distract Richie for something and they all turn to Eddie as a well you're obviously going to do it. And Eddie is like why do I- you're right. It's gotta be me. It'd be SO easy.

I'm now up to date with the IWTV show and I just want to say how excited I am for Daniel Molloy. I was obsessed with his character and Armond when I was young reading the books, and now it's just so great to see them be appreciated 🥹

What is the actual ship name??

There's so many mini interactions in the show, and I can't even get "you're lingering, Rashid" scene out of my head.

Imagine Cop!Eddie just doing his job in a small town when he finds this big drunk guy and takes him to a jail cell to make sure he doesn’t do anything crazy, but ends up hearing this guy blab drunkenly on and on “hey dw i’m famous, people laugh at me and give me money, i’m actually funny, hey, you’re pretty hot, do you want to be gay with me? I’m thirsty, can you buy me a drink, cutie??” and pretty much gives Eddie a headache during the night and only realizes the next day that he put the famous comedian, Richie Tozier, in jail for the night.  Odd thing is, Richie keeps hanging around and maybe Eddie doesn’t want to push him away all that much. 

archiveofourown. org / works / 21272672 (for Eddie calling Richie 'daddy')

ITS HERE !!! Waaaahhh! Go read!!

PAIRING: Devil's Minion, Armandiel, Armand/Daniel however you call it

SUMMARY:

“Maybe you supernatural types could try knocking at the front door for once? You know, in case someone had their hand down their pants.”

“And where would the fun be in that?” The question was spoken aloud but it also hummed like a purr inside Dani’s head.

Pairing: tomgreg

Summary:

“... then I guess you were rubbing one out while we were talking?”

The silence followed by a guilty, but quiet, “umm” sound was not what he was expecting, but hoped for, and Tom was elated.

Ready to sink his teeth into it.

“You’re a dirty fucking piggy, Greg.”

You know that vine where two guys went up to a homophobic man and kissed in front of him? Can you imagine if seperately Reddie went to support the LGBT+ rally and Richie grabs Eddie to kiss in front of someone as a what's wrong with this?? and later was like "hey since we kissed and I very much liked it, would you want to get a drink with me after this?"