Yeah I Accidentally Gave An Opiate Addict A Drive Around Town A Few Weeks Ago. Not One Of My Smartest

I simply cannot help that I like a poor little meow meow

Me, I am bitches

It’s like they made a movie just for me specifically

I watched The Fall Guy yesterday

— this movie is on the same tier as The Mummy for me now and The Mummy is one of my favorite movies (i still think the mummy might be better though)

— Ryan Gosling plays the PERFECT sap in love. Ryan Gosling sitting in his car crying his eyes out while listening to Taylor Swift nearly had ME in tears of laughter

— i normally despise “self-aware” jabs from movies that know they’re movies but somehow this one got under my defenses and I loved it?????

— I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY

— I haven’t seen a series of stunts this insane since the Bourne Identity and this movie might have eclipsed it. It’s a movie about a stunt man so the movie is about STUNTS. They could have wrapped it up at any point and I would have been satisfied but they kept upping the ante FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO DELIGHT ME PERSONALLY and the fights were so well choreographed and edited i never was like “huh?”

— the dog lives and is never harmed even once

— good believable villain

— DID I MENTION THE STUNTS GO SO HARD IT’S INSANE

— is it momoa or mamoa?

— I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE, JUST LISTEN TO THE RYTHM OF MY HEART

— “Do the aliens believe in, ah, private conversations?” “No.”

— Right as I was thinking “for a movie that makes such amazing use of it’s action star cast, it’s disappointing that Emily Blunt isn’t….”

— OH MY GOD IT’S EMILY BLUNT WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

This is how I’m telling my kids I got to school

JOURNEY TO THE REAL WORLD BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

I love not paying attention. I love tapping out of situations and things

Physical media will always be superior in my book. Especially since it seems like digital ownership isn't actually ownership. I like having something that they can't just take away. Plus, sorting through actual DVDs instead of media libraries across 5 different platforms is so much more fun.

Anyway do y’all want to see my DVD collection?

one of the many victims of streaming is the dvd homepage where they included lil games, bloopers, director commentary, and behind the scenes. I miss u gurl

One time during chemo they took my BP and the nurse kinda froze for a second and my mom(a doctor) went “what’s the number” and the nurse said “60/40” and I was like ‘hmm I wonder what that means’ so I i tried to sit up to look and realized it was a Bad Number cause I could not sit up and was suddenly Very Very Popular

“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

I think if I see AI added into one more search program I might explode