You Ever Hear That Old Chestnut About How Most People Neglect The Part Of The Story Of Icarus Where He

Me: time for bed…. My brain: domestic Hannigram screencap edits, but if they’d been actual murder husbands since the start

why is no one talking about the fact that there is a corpse in the room when WILSON and house are fighting at his dad's funeral LOL

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

Since the name I was going to use for my solo music career, Will Wood, is already taken by some nobody with a ukulele, I’ve decided I will start releasing music under the pseudonym Paul Penis. Keep your ears open everyone, check your Spotifys for Paul Penis, big things are coming from future hit indie musician Paul Penis.

nothing more heartbreaking than the "Hannibal Lecter Is Not A Cannibal" tag on ao3. why would you do that to him

dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:

think irish people can't be pan

are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop

hunt and kill people for sport

play frunko's quest

think movies always have to be slimy

think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson

don't tag bibbles or togs

think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality

use the z-slur

participated in the srebenica massacre

are mutuals with steve

There's two types of Will Wood fans, the ones who'll say that their favourite song is like BlackBoxWarrior, Suburbia Overture, or Against the Kitchen Floor, and the ones who'll say "yeah my favourite song is this unreleased track called 'Yoink of the Yukon's Public Admission of Going to Rehab' it was played live only once in 2015 here listen it's a banger" and they show you a 19 second 144p video recorded on a 3DS

Imagine you're driving and someone's stupid little car cuts you off swerving, driving like an absolute dickhead, and you honk at the car in entirely justified anger. Then you get stuck behind the same car at red lights, and while you're there the car's doors slam open, and 35 clowns come out to beat the shit out of your car with comically large mallets that wouldn't do much damage at all if there wasn't 35 of them.

You didn't even do anything wrong. You just disrespected the Holy Papal Clown Gang (not affiliated in any way with the Vatican or the catholic church) and for that they're going to teach you who's doing the fucking honking around here.

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