Cheeze545 - Untitled

Todays Will Wood:

If uppercase letters are capital letters then what the FUCK are lowercase letters

Guy who says “it’s my first time” before getting stabbed

Hey uh sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah he’s sort of your boyfriend girlfriend now. Yeah he’s pretty enough to lie to. Sorry about that.

we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

They just threw everything at Robert Chase just to see what stuck. He's lived like 8 lifetimes and has been in every situation possible. They needed a guy to do something and Chase would be that guy. Everyone could be talking about how they need an expert on finding the male g-spot, then all of a sudden the scene cuts to Chase putting on gloves, and we will never hear about it again.

obsessed with the idea of Wilson accidentally flagging himself as gay through his outfit choices

because he's always in his Work Uniform, which he likes because he doesn't have to think about what he's wearing since it's all flavours of the same thing, but when it comes to his casual clothes? I like to imagine he's making Oblivious Gay Choices

he buys a hoodie bc it's soft (it has Keith Haring artwork on it), he has a cold so buys a handkerchief and needs it often enough that it ends up half-hanging out of his back pocket, other kinds of examples

House is very aware of what messages Wilson is accidentally broadcasting and he finds it incredibly entertaining and funny (until a guy actually hits on Wilson, at which point House gets so jealous and possessive he explodes and then they fuck about it)