they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight
Lurking in the shadows…
the reason will never arrested hannibal is because it would immediately get freaky. That is all
There used to be so many rabbis in my neighbourhood during the winter, and now that it’s spring they’re gone??? Where did they go? I thought there would be more now, and im sad because they’re cute and I like them, even if they poop in my gardens. Then again, there’s a coyote around, so maybe it ate the poor things.
dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:
think irish people can't be pan
are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
hunt and kill people for sport
play frunko's quest
think movies always have to be slimy
think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
don't tag bibbles or togs
think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
use the z-slur
participated in the srebenica massacre
are mutuals with steve
House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.
they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life