Still Think This Is The Funniest Hannibal Post I’ve Ever Seen

saying "acknowledge racism in the things you like" will have people saying things

you're funny please try to not be excommunicated by the vatican

You can only get fired for stealing office supplies if you actually work in the building.

some m/f ships are like. that woman is a lesbian. however that man is a woman so it all works out

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

The Lord gave me visions of genderbent Abigail so here it is

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)

I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me