Happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day!!!

you're funny please try to not be excommunicated by the vatican

You can only get fired for stealing office supplies if you actually work in the building.

First Felon does not consult legal advice. He breaks laws, then tries to find lawyers and judges willing to sacrifice all integrity to enable his crimes.

Breaking the law is MAGA default. Zero court rulings against MAGA crimes will be obeyed.

Civil liberties and personal freedoms threaten abusers/rapists/felons.

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incredible how much better a long walk makes me feel, mentally and physically, for something which i could do almost any day yet frequently choose not to

they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

Hey uh sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah he’s sort of your boyfriend girlfriend now. Yeah he’s pretty enough to lie to. Sorry about that.

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders