Do I Need To Conduct A Psychoanalysis For Every Character In Every Piece Of Media I Consume? No, But

Showerthought: If "showing some skin" means taking off clothes, shouldn't "showing some muscle" mean taking off your skin

sinatra's 1st rule of matter: a flower's not a flower, if it's wilted

martin's 1st rule of matter: a hat's not a hat, 'til it's tilted

crosby's principle of fashion: you've either got, or you haven't got Style

when life gives you lemons, don't put them all in one basket

torn between wanting fame and popularity and wanting to dig a hole to... idk, europe maybe, and live in the Alps as a recluse

if you haven't watched Mouse Hunt yet, please do so

the lyrics of huey lewis and the news' "back in time" suggest that doc has, at least once, made marty late for school because he was driving the delorean and forgot it was, y'know, a time machine, which is great

Shrek Forever After is a masterfully crafted film, its full depth is squandered on the blank eyes and minds of ten year olds.

They're fighting over who's gonna beat the most Romans

Is it just me who momentarily got confused, cause the other team 10 exists irl, and i'd say they haven't been digging any valuable lately

oh sorry, I forgot, The aMericans aren't awake yet

Lemme just... fahrenheit inch president mile freedom