Oh, Woe Is Me! I Am But A Poor Humble Bard Who Has Died Yet Again.

How did the cat tank arc make you like torisai?? Isn't that the chapter where Toritsuka literally betrays him and doesn't believe in him at all, until Saiki shows how unconditionally kind he is despite the betrayal?? And then he still says he has a shitty personality afterward...

TOXIC YAOI BABY!!!! 

saiki will diss toritsuka as much as he wants, will drone over and over how the author should just go ahead and kill off what's obviously deadweight—yet when the chance for precisely that comes, he still risks life and limb to keep this nuisance safe... and toritsuka will whine and whinge abt saiki-san's hardass rules but he still thinks of him as a god?? "our god has returned!!"—i think that's what he cheered when saiki's powers came back, lol? he clearly worships saiki as some super powerful entity/deity, yet he still has the audacity to beg him for dumbass pervert favors... i've never witnessed this breed of worshipper before... fascinating specimen. 

their relationship has a sort of an "enemies to lovers" flavor, except in this case it's more like "haters to enemies to haters again with a tad bit more understanding for each other". at this point, toritsuka mayyy be saiki's closest confidant? arguably the one who knows saiki the best! (subconsciously. he's too dumb to consciously realize it.) he'll likely be one of the first people saiki turns to whenever he needs help, which sucks because toritsuka is sorta useless, power and personality-wise HAHAHA

also toritsuka is probably the only (non-familial) person saiki is so flat-out MEAN to! it's hilarious!! yknow how romantic partners are supposed to bring the best out of each other? Not Happening Here. in the slimy presence of toritsuka, saiki is at his most honest but also his worst. toritsuka is the antithesis to the emotional support puppies zookeepers will pair anxious cheetahs with; he's more like........................

lice.

yeah. he's the lice in saiki's fur. plainly speaking, he's a pest!!!

also toritsuka's betrayal was sorta necessary in my opinion, because this guy's too damn dumb to learn a lesson the normal way. he absolutely needs to be put into Situations in order to walk away with at least a teeny tiny sliver of character growth. and i definitely credit a huge part of his betrayal to kusuke's psychological warfare. pitting a super-human cambridge genius against a sub-human highschool dumbass... poor, pathetic toritsuka never stood a chance!! still, the resentment he'd been harboring definitely also contributed to his backstabbing. howeveeer, now that he's seen firsthand saiki's affection for him, that resentment has vanished! he's been shaken to his core!! the worship has been amplified to the MAX!!!

lastly, i just think it's hopelessly hideously HYSTERICAL to have the world's worst womanizer fall in love with a man!! and have the world's most sexless guy fall in love with a future sex offender!!! they're so fundamentally incompatible it loops back around to being compatible?! it's a real comedy. tragedy. tragicomedy. (saiki and toritsuka would doubtlessly view it as a tragedy)

lastly-lastly: height difference. that is all.

thanks sending for this ask! it let me think (<< very rare) and put into words why i actually like torisai besides "hehehe hater x hater". writing all of this made me like it even more!! but i think this may have made you despise it more? oops. my tastes are strange and off-putting. i mean, kusuke is literally my favorite saiki character, after saiki himself... that's gotta tell you something.

lift up her skirt and search for the artifact

idk even know man

im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear

Bad boy you need to dance

My how the turn tables :3

Are ya ready kids

Love Interest and NPC - Insecurities

Found digging through the game's code.

(Checked: 28th September 2024)

Insecurities:

Avery: Strength

Bailey: Strength

Briar: Looks

Charlie: Ethics

Darryl: Ethics

Doren: Ethics

Eden: Looks

Gwylan: Strength

Dr. Harper: Skill

Jordan: Ethics

Kylar: Strength

Landry: Skill

Leighton: Skill

Mason: Ethics

Morgan: Strength

River: Ethics

Robin: Ethics

Sam: Ethics

Sirris: Ethics

Whitney: Looks

Winter: Skill

Black Wolf: Strength

Nikki: Skill

Quinn: Looks

Remy: Looks

Alex: Strength

Great Hawk: Looks

Wren: Ethics

Sydney: Skill

Ivory Wraith: Looks

Zephyr: Skill

I love this couple <3

FEM RUIKASA PLEASE

WE NEED MORE CAIN/RIRE.

Just some personal conversation at Cain's high tea party (for two)

🔉 rectify /ˈrɛktɪfʌɪ/ 1. put right; correct. Murder you.