Caretaker Having To Learn New Skills Because Of Whumpee But Its Not About Taking Care Of The Wounds Or

I am a Kunikida had an emo phase truther and so just image Katai getting bribed by Dazai to give him a picture of Kunikida as a teenager.

Dazai's expecting dorky nerdy Kunikida in a suit or sweater vest at some school event.

What he gets instead is Kunikida yelling at a cop at a protest. His hair is in a high ponytail, with streaks of purple in it.

He's wearing a jean jacket filled with pins and patches. Fishnet gloves and flipping off said cop with one hand. And holding his notebook in the other.

Dazai is just staring, jaw dropped while Katai snorts in amusement.

Dazai's just like... I was robbed! We were robbed!

I imidietly imagined Dante with the dad sneeze

Vanitas: For the 100th time, Noè and I are just bestfriends!

Dante: [sneezes]

Dante: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

3,000 followers art raffle!

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yo wussup homeslice. I have THOUGHTS

Chuuya has a tongue piercing, Dazai know this and loves it. Kunikida does not know about it until they kiss for the first time and it feels weird and Chuuya laughs his ass off before sticking his tongue out to show him.

Kunikida found a new thing he finds hot that day.

Dazai totally has his ears pierced and gets the weirdest earrings he can find.

Kunikida doesn't have any, Dazai tries to get him to get a bellybutton piercing.

thoughts tee hee <3 consumes them and leaves you an empty husk <3

yes. chuuya with a tongue piercing, what will he do (give really good head and kisses, probably. also he 100% just licks people sometimes. sometimes when dazai is being annoying chuuya will just. lick. and boom <3 peace and quiet <3 that is the one thing that compels kunikida to consider piercings WHEEZE)

earrings. tiny baby dolls. hanging on nooses. but earrings. dazai is truly just a lesbian tbh, like spiritually

kunikida has a reputation he cares about so he can't get any piercings and he tells dazai this repeatedly but dazai never listens SO eventually kunikida is like 'every time you tell me to get a piercing i will tally it and once there are 100 tallies you will get two piercings of my choosing' and that is how dazai ends up with nipple piercings. he is a very big baby about the pain <3

Hi 👀 “You’re not in bed. I came looking for you.” + kunichuuzai?

hihi! Slowly working through all the wonderful prompts I've been given<3

"You're not in bed," Chuuya says, rubbing their eyes. "I came looking for you."

Dazai doesn't say anything, moving their head back to stare out the window. Raindrops hit the glass, sliding down, disappearing into the night. Dazai wonders why they can't do that, too.

"'Samu."

A hum vibrates against Dazai's lips but they don't move. There's a sigh and then footsteps, and Dazai thinks maybe they've finally managed to push Chuuya away for good, just like they deserve, just like they wa--

Dazai bites their lip so hard it bleeds.

Then, just barely, Dazai makes out two sets of footsteps. "'Samu."

It's a different voice this time, less groggy, but still softened by sleep. Dazai peels their forehead from the window to look over. If they had a working heart, it might squeeze at the sight. Kunikida stands there in an oversized sweater and boxers, arms crossed. Next to him is Chuuya, wearing Dazai's shirt that hangs off of one shoulder and a pair of boxers with dogs on it that Kunikida gifted them for their birthday.

"Go back to sleep," Dazai says, their voice distant in their own ears.

Chuuya is the first one to approach, reaching out slowly and watching Dazai for a reaction. There is none. They rest a palm on Dazai's cheek. "You promised."

Dazai flinches.

There's another sigh and then Kunikida is grabbing Dazai's hand and tracing lines into the exposed parts of their palm. "We also promised."

To be honest with each other. To be there for each other.

Chuuya's eyes are bright and burning, despite the lack of light in the room. Dazai can't bring themself to look away. "It happened too fast," they mumble.

"What do you mean, love?" Kunikida asks, pressing a kiss to the tip of Dazai's index finger.

"I was fine," Dazai says, "and then I wasn't."

Chuuya runs a thumb across Dazai's cheekbone. "Why didn't you wake us?"

"Neither of you sleep enough as it is."

"Osamu, this is more important than that."

Dazai doesn't say anything, turning their head so their lips rest in Chuuya's palm.

"You're more important," Kunikida says. "You understand that, don't you? That you're important to us?"

Dazai is trying to believe it. Months of the three of them learning to fit together has involved many assurances, late nights, and compromises. Tearing down walls has never been easy for Dazai, but they're trying. Believing they are worthy enough to be held like this is even more difficult.

Letting out a shaky breath, Dazai lets their eyes flutter close and nods again Chuuya's hand.

Their partners each kiss a cheek and then stand up, tugging on Dazai's hands. "Come on, love," Chuuya says, "let's go back to bed."

"You can be in the middle," Kunikida says, half a joke, and half a promise of comfort.

Dazai still feels disconnected from the world, from themself, but when they all lay down and there are words being whispered into their pulse points, kisses pressed to their nose and eyelids and palms, Dazai feels like maybe their pieces can be placed back together.

Ranpoe's valentines💗

14.02(valentines day)

Edgar had already finished his classes for the day. He was now going back there to pick up Ranpo and do random stuff since there wasn't any plan for it. The young writer arrived at the school and waited for the other to finish last class.

After standing there for a bit he saw his shorter friend leaving through the door. Edgar waved and Ranpo responded with same.

-Hey ed!

-Hello Ranpo

-Where are we going? I'm hungry.

-Maybe we can go to the store behind school. I wanted to buy some flowers too.

-Alright, let's go!

They left through the gate and made their way to the shop. After few minutes of walking and talking they arrived at the store. They entered and imidietly saw the flower stand and walked over to it.

-Ranpo look, they have my favorite flowers- Edgar said as he pointed at a bouquet yellow tulips.

-Oh cool! But why did you wanted to buy flowers anyway?

-oh! I wanted to put them on the living and give them to my mom.

-Mhm. Let's go get food now.

They strolled into an aile with baked goods and started looking around.

-Hey ed! How about we get some donuts? Look at the pink ones, they have heart sprinkles on top! Let's get those.

-Okay let me get a bag- He walked away for a few seconds and came back with a paper bag- How many are we taking?

-hmm... 4! 2 for you and 2 for me. I just need to count if I have enough money.

-I can pay for them. Dont worry.

-Realy? Thank youu- Ranpo smiled widely

They took donuts and flowers and made their way to the cashier. After paying they left the shop.

-Where are we going now?-Ranpo asked

-We can go sit at the rocks over there.

-Good idea:)

They sat on the rocks. Edgar put the flowers on the ground next to their bags. Ranpo handed Edgar one of the donuts and started eating his own.

-Mhm! They're realy good.

-I know I tried them before- Ranpo said.

Ed looked at the flowers.

-hm. I have an idea.

He tried grabbing the bouquet without getting up and after some struggling he made it. He pulled out on of the tulips and handed it to the other male.

-There you go. For you- Ed said with a smile.

-Thank you- He took the flower from his hand.

-How about we take some photos? We can share them in the group chat later.

-Sure.

-Oh no, my phone died.

-We can use my phone- He gave Poe his phone.

-Alright

They posed for the pic with donuts and flowers. Ranpo tried to cover his face with his hair but failed while Ed's face for once was visible.

-I look like on crack- Edgar commented after seeing his face in the photo. Ranpo took his phone back to send the pictures.

-Are we still sending them on the chat?

-Yep-Ranpo quickly opened the chat- What are we typing?

-Maybe something like ' Platonic date with..' and then you'll tag me?

-Mhm- Ranpo wrote it down- Is it correct?

-Yep.

-Okay.

Few minutes later one person replied_the others were propably busy_

>Omg, You both look so pretty. (to reader: pick any character)

<Thank you♡.-They both replied from Ranpo's account.

Ran already finished second donut and have the bag with the last one to Poe

-Thanks, I'll finish it later.

-Yeah, let's go now. Its cold.

They gathered their stuff making sure they hadn't left any litter behind.

-Do you have everything?... Let's go- Edgar turned to start walking but left a tug on his sleve he looked into the dirention of his 'friend' he felt lips press again his cheek.

-Thank you for donuts and flower and the whole time.

-Y-you're welcome- Edgar said with a slitly red face.-L-let's go now.

They spent the rest of their way home on talking about anything

-Do you want to walk me home?-Ranpo asked when they walked up to the place they would've parted ways.

-Sure. Lead the way.

Few minutes of walking they were at Ranpo's door step as always there were cats around and Ran imidietly went to pet them.

-Alright. I'll be going. I have some stuff to do.

-Okay! Bye bye.

-Bye, I'll try not to get lost-Ed said as he vanished behind the corner. (he isn't in that part of the city often)

His way home was calm he listened to some music on headphones and finished his donut. He got home safely and after that day had more outings like that and made the rocks their official meeting spot.

The end

Fic also on ao3: carrotwall

When you manage to make your friends join the same fandom

I love how in Bungou stray dogs, the kindest characters are the ones with the most destructive rage.

In the Port Mafia, Dazai gave a warning. "You'd be better off not angering Odasaku, ever.

If he were to become angry from the bottom of his heart, everyone in this room would he dead. Before any of us could even draw our guns."

And everyone in Yokohama knows you must never anger Kenji.

Where do i find a relationship with that???!

ADHD x Autism

I'm so obsessed with their 15 version gindkhdgj--