May I Suggest A Chuuya Pixel Sprite 👀

I saw a really outrageous spin on coffeeshop au that was basically a barista working at a coffeeshop getting targeted by an assassin and now I'm like??? THINKING. Barista!Dazai getting targeted by assassin!Chuuya, but 1. it's way too busy in the coffee shop for Chuuya to carry out the hit without at least several people seeing him, and 2. Dazai is so painfully unaware that when Chuuya walks up to the counter, he just takes Chuuya's order like normal 😭

Chuuya, grumbling about the fact that he gets paid by the body and not by the hour, begrudgingly gets an americano because he's a human espresso and needs to choke down something bitter until his moment arrives. He's got a white-knuckled grip on his mug while he glares daggers at the customers that won't stop coming in and keeps side-eyeing poor Dazai who's up to his elbows in milk and espresso.

(the moment never comes, Chuuya spends hours there playing on his phone trying to blend in like all the college students and workers that are there chilling doing work)

But also, why does Dazai work such long hours and work so hard, Chuuya has other things he needs to do!!

I was brainstorming aphrollomes keychain ideas and my friend suggested those getting-carried-keychains but Aphrollomes is distressed when getting carried

- Apollo, scared, hanging to those ribbons for dear life.

- Hermes, conflicted, those wings are not made to be pulled for your liking

- Aphrodite, nude, no clothes to hold her with. Only solution; grab her by the hair.

an alternative,,, oh my goodness they’re so cute,,, I’m going to scream,,,

'that' scene of 15skk

C:

this was totally what happened during that scene

dazai felt sm things hes never felt before at once

love that we all agree that it's smthing that continues to haunt dazai (it would haunt metoo if i confessed to someone just half a day i met them)

smh dazai's such loserboy behavior

squish squish who wouldn't want to squish those cheeks?? def also a way to shut up dazai when he's being too silly 🙂‍↕️ the pain depends on how hard chuuya squeezes his cheeks lol

Me when my friends tell me about their crush:

Oda: He kicked you into a wall?

Dazai: and in the face after he stomped on me.

Ango: and you're happy about that?

Dazai: I've never liked pain more 😊

Ango: Therapy. You're going to therapy.

Dazai: Oda!

Oda: No I agree. Time out for you.

Hey dazia who's little spoon and who's big spoon?

Now I need Atsushi, Chuuya and Tachihara to all become friends and bond over being experimented on.

Having to deal with torture, and annoying pretentious scientists monologuing about improving and bringing out their full potential.

Mori's just secretly taking notes in the corner and everyone else is horrified.

Icarus faked his death. Crawled onto the shore, skin Sparkling gold and reddened And Apollo said, "your dad won't find us here."

- a post I saw on pinterest

I need Kyouka and Lucy becoming friends

Kyouka being distrusting of Lucy at first because she used to be an enemy.

But Lucy is always giving the younger members of the Agency extra sweet treats when they visit the cafe. She bakes cookies into animal shapes and makes cute faces with icing. Kyouka is fascinated with them. There's always extra marshmallows in her hot chocolate when Lucy serves it to her.

Lucy came from an orphanage, where she and the other children were mistreated. So she always makes sure to give kids a little extra when they come to the cafe.

Kyouka wants to return the favour. She and Atsushi bake cookies to give to Lucy. The decoration is very "My child's first attempt at icing!" and Kyouka is a little embarrassed about presenting them to Lucy. She puts them in a paper bag with a bunny sticker seal then sneaks into the cafe and leaves them for Lucy.

Lucy isn't used to receiving gifts and though she tries to down play her reaction in front of the cafe owner, she's so happy she could cry.

Lucy later thanks Kyouka for the cookies and says they should bake together sometime. It becomes a regular thing for them and Lucy teaches Kyouka how to make little animal faces with icing.

This is how Kyouka also finds out about Lucy's plushie collection and she's immediately in love with them. Sometimes she felt a little immature being so attached to her bunny but seeing how much Lucy loves her collection, she's comforted.

Kyouka is always asking about them. Whenever she does Lucy will bring out the ones she asks about, tell Kyouka their name and how she came to have them. Lucy does a lot of repairs on pre-loved teddies so some of them look quite mismatched. She's used to people finding her collection creepy and dismissing her hobby. So, she's grateful for Kyouka's genuine interest and is always excited to talk about it with her.

When her bunny gets a tear, Kyouka immediately goes to Lucy for repairs. There's no other teddy doctor she'd trust with the job.

HOW DID I FORGET TO POST THIS WHAT THE FLIPP, anyway here’s 15 skk the sillies:33 i love them sm AHHH😭😭

#omg #i love this so much #my heart skfndjs

teen dazai finding kid atsushi post odas death and getting super attached to him out of loneliness

he just constantly rambles on and on to this tiny child abt oda and what a great person he was bc he doesn’t wanna b one of the only two ppl alive who remember him that way

dazai, with atsushi tucked under his chin: he was a real good guy. he would’ve taken you in.. you’d have lots of siblings if they were still here…

atsushi who doesn’t like how sad dazai sounds saying that: I have you! :)

dazai, trying not to burst into tears: …o-okay! time for bed now!