Latest Posts by charlie-mortaine - Page 4

Day the off.

So a day off. I'm going to sit around watching Topgear with dick in hand.

#wank#dave#wankemflat

No school like the old school.

#sex #porn #cane #stubble #douchebag

Another day another..

So working on a sunday, arrogant sunday driver types. Doctors are awful drivers too I have learned.  The grab handle now has my finger marks etched into it. I went to Afghanistan looking for suicide bombers and was less scared then.

Here till 4 so deep breath.

#awesome#sunday#funday#naked#sexy#goodoldwhinge

Time for a little humour. #funny #joke #humour #laugh #lol

Third day..

Ok at work till 5. The urge to get laid is strong... I pity the customer who stumbles into my sights today.

Also did some interesting photoshoots. Would anyone want to see ; )

Day the second.

So my day is very happy and smiley.  Bloody annoying for everyone else, I have a scouse level of cheerfulness.

Also a lady a shade off 70 just made moves on me.... I apologise to all women I have perved on. Being undressed in someone's head is horrible.

Another day another...

So another day of trying to shift cars. Should be a good laugh as ever, though this brand is a absolute bitch to sell.

If you don't find that hot... you're a fool.

It begins.

Starting a cheeky little blog that will show off my other side. Darker maybe but definitely sexy.

I need to learn to live so I start that here!