Grant, Yeet, And Killa Season 1 Shenanigans .. If They Ever Ended Up Going To The Overworld W/ Grant

drop your favorite good omens fics pls babe

I’ve only just dipped my toes into the fandom so i haven’t read NEARLY enough to make anything that one could call a rec list but oops my finger slipped

Here’s a hilarious short fic i just read where aziraphale and crowley confess to each other but they both think the other is talking about a different demon / different angel

These post s2 bad communication fics are shamefully underappreciated and deserve more kudos and comments

Ohhh this little delicious fic where crowley pretends he doesn’t care about a fallen aziraphale to save him in hell

Yes i AM one of the ten thousands of people who have read and loved the crowley therapy fic

Aziraphale takes crowley on dates but misunderstandings ensue omg this fic deserves so many more readers

This fic is pure poetry i’m telling you the writing… omg. Beautiful retirement aziraphale and crowley forever rec

I canNOT stop thinking about this loophole sex fic which is SO tender and SO emotional and all the things. All. The. Things.

People please reblog or comment with more recs i really wanna read more but i don’t know where to start. Self recs are allowed btw. In fact i should mention my third wheeling jesus fic

I have just watched "NGE 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo" and I have just realised, the story goes like this:

Dad wants Wife back - dead Wife who presumably kind of died during some weird ass experimentation with Dad, and now Dad is willing to destroy the world as we know it in order to get Wife back. He has a 14 year-old Son, a very kind hearted boy who ultimately does everything his Dad wants, while he does have a deep desire to gain his Dad's love or at least approval. And Dad exploits this. Dad appreciates his son as a tool to achieve his goals, but he also very obviously abuses and manipulates him. Son is also special because of the link he has to Mom and the weird ass thing Mom and Dad was experimenting with.

Curiously, I have also just described Miraculous Ladybug.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

ill admit i bit the bullet and watched hazbin hotel AND ENJOYEDD 🤧🤧

the collection grows

lost signals: a c!dream based hypothetical horror game

we ball

eddie munson never died he tucked his arms and legs into his belly curled into a ball and he just rolled away

Daily reminder to

Stop taking your medication

Get up and punch a hole through the drywall

Eat your roommates leftovers and then leave the dishes in the sink

Key your boss’s car

Dig a hole in your yard

Don’t stop digging til you’ve hit the water table

Adopt an animal via a shady Craigslist seller

Make an onlyfans where you eat cans of dog food live on camera

love this but also what the fuck but also love this but also on the verge of tears but also-

*wakes up in a cold sweat* I figured it out. c!dream did fuck c!schlatt as payment for the revival book, and that’s why Schlatt started calling quackity flatty patty. Quackity may have a fat ass but it’s nothing compared to the absolute whore that is c!dream. that’s why c!Quackity poisoned schlatt. that’s why he’s torturing Dream. I did it

Reading fanfic has heightened my paranoia. Somebody could be directly across from me on the other side of the room with no reasonable way of being able to see my phone screen but I always have that nagging feeling that somehow everyone in the room knows exactly what sins I’m committing and are severely disappointed in me.