Char-the-human - Charlotte

Homeless Veteran flashes a minor

Disney knew what they were doing when they made Bruno Madrigal that fine

i think connor successfully brought schlatt back he just faked his death

schlatt sleeps on connors couch and whenever someone somehow finds a way to “talk to ghlatt” he just puts on facepaint and a dirty shirt and gets drunk on the way there

Finnico Chapter Two!!

I did it!! I actually made another chpater.

Anywhos, some thoughts

I don't really like the title (Catboys and Cuddles), it feels a bit too much for me. I wanna change it to something super meaningful and smart but ain't nobody got time for that.

Ice King probably won't be such a prevalent character (Even though he's one of my favourites) unless I need him for something, same with PB and Flame Princess because 1. I want this to focus solely on Finn and Nico and 2. I have never tried writing them and am too scared

If anyone has ideas for a different title plz givem to me!!

Thank you to everyone who left kudos, comments, and reblogged my post, it means the world to me and is seriously why I am motivated to finish this (doesn't mean it'll be fast tho)

Last thing, @sabertoothwalrus reblogged my post so I feel very obligated to make the fic good for them :3

Have a mathematical day bros

what i would do to kiss him

do u think batman would still have rejected edward if he showed up looking like this

william put the dogs away 🤨

happy pride to evil fucked up bisexuals

Anyways. I think it's fucked up that Edward was like oh yeah me and Batman are a good team and he loves my riddles and me and him are gonna change Gotham and i love him....just for Bruce to throw him in jail...like idk seems kinda mean. Like he fucking crushed that poor little weirdo's heart and left him to rot away. Anyways do you think they love each other

Dancing on the head of a pin (one of them may or may not at one point have Fallen off)

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

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