Just YES
need Jeremy to narrate more of Jean and Kevin’s divorced couple psychological torture mind games
Kevin at this moment: WHAT ARE YOU BOTH THINKING??? WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAREERS???
*proceeds in a half an hour long rant about how not only their Exy skills, but also their public image is important to make Court(and according to him both of their public images are already damaged enough)
*Neil tells him that if they are already damaged, then there is no problem in making it a little worse
*Andrew tells him to stfu
*Kevin shuts up, looking with discontet at the both of them
Kevin hates them (not really)
At first it was just an andreil sketch
Zuko reharsing to talk to them is so me
chat i'm rewatching avatar the last air bender and WHY IS ZUKO SO ME CORE
Like when he was trying to convince the gaang that he changed, it sounded EXACTLY like me trying to make new friends
(dunno why I posted this but my friends r offline so)
unfortunately i cannot engage in andreil breakup and make up fics because i do not believe in andreil breaking up
I mean, Neil and Jean were actually trying to protect Ichirou not Riko (Neil would probably love to throw some more shade at Riko)
But still, we all stan Kevin Day
neil and jean: making up stories and lying to the FBI to keep riko out of any negative light
kevin on national television: RIKO WOULD HAVE KILLED NEIL IF ANDREW WASN’T FAST ENOUGH
Just yess!!
Like, life is already miserable as it is, Im not about to make it more miserable by stopping eating my chocolates and little sweets from time to time
Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists
okay but imagine neil’s coach from millport following his freshman season with the foxes
like “oh my god my player was marked for perfect court!! why is he ginger now?” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S THE SON OF A SERIAL KILLER”
Wymack did say it was gonna be a desaster and it indeed was
Also, the comment on Riko's aim should be cannon
We all know he would indeed say it hahahahahhahahahaj
pt.34: Neil’s Q&A!! <pt.33 pt.35>
RIP David Wymack’s blood pressure
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You ever think Andrew’s like, folding laundry in his apartment with Neil, throwing socks into their shared drawer because neither of them give a shit about socks, and then he has to pause because…he’s folding laundry.
For him and his boyfriend. Who are both adults with like, health insurance and shit. They say shit like “let’s go home” and “what’s for dinner?” Nothing is separated in their dresser except for workout wear because they need different size compression gear. They have matching jackets in the closet and pictures on the wall. They kiss each other good morning, and hello. They grocery shop. And suddenly Andrew’s nicotine gum is heavy in his pocket, because he stopped smoking so he’ll never be too out of breath to reach Neil.
Andrew has to stop to feel his heart, as if folding t-shirts was running a marathon, because he didn’t think he’d last this long. He didn’t think this was possible.
So Andrew sits in their apartment and feels.
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neil "negligent narrator" josten 🤝 jeremy "avoidant narrator" knox
-22 summers on this planet -Brazilian🇧🇷 -Pansexual🏳️🌈 -AuDHD -Here just for the fun of it -Currently hyperfixating in AFTG
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