“and The Universe Said…”

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Now accepting commissions for spiteful fanfics!

Do you have a fandom you just HATE? Do you want to make your friends mad by making them read not-even-close-to-canon fanfics about their fandom? Introducing: Spiteful Fics. For the low low price of $10 USD, I will write a highly intense smutty/BDSM fic for a fandom of your choice, making it as not-canon and weird as possible. I will NOT write about minors tho <3

Need more convincing? Please feel free to read what started this idea: the worst Star Wars fanfic ever https://archiveofourown.org/works/62852209

I can't stand Star Wars, and so this fic was born, meant to make every Star Wars fan cringe. You too can feel the happiness I felt, with your very own spiteful fic.

love your art style!!! where do you stand with arasol?

i stand with the arasol nation always and forever

take responsibility

I miss davkat man

one more for tonight

d-strides

sometimes I’ll be looking at my own fic just to see how long it’s been since I last updated it and all I feel is

✨shame✨