It's An Open Notes Test And Some Dense Motherfuckers Still Can't Figure Out The Answers.

How is Jon's skin SO BAD that the homegirl made of PLASTIC has to point it out like damn use some Vaseline or something at least

i start thinking about yellow and just. shut down. something maternal activates in me like,,, i couldve loved him. i couldve taught him about humanity. he couldve had a chance to become something more. GOD.

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

What the hell is Gabriel doing

new irrational phobia: naturally-occurring sandstone concretions found in France known as "gogottes"

Me: I wonder how many works this fandom has on AO3

Me emerging from the depths: what day is it?

I still can't believe this is canon

I was so fucking floored when I realized that Harlan literally does EVERYTHING

Play by play from a year ago when I learned Malevolent’s not so hidden secret.

- listen to episode 7 of Malevolent “The Island”

- realize the french guy is played by Arthur Lester’s voice actor

- go to the wiki to look up Arthur’s voice actor

- wiki is suspiciously empty of voice actors for any character

- go to Malevolent’s official website

- gets pissed off that actors aren’t being properly credited as I can’t find the cast list

- read the description for the show

- …it’s the same guy doing all the voices, creating the music, and writing it

- have an existential crisis