1 Corinthians 13:4-8

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Well.

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Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure Jane Prentiss actually just sent Jon the equivalent of a 'your man's a little busy right now' text

"Keep him, we've had our fun"

What

*Antagonist exists*

Arthur Lester: Did your daddy not love you enough? You poor thing. (derogatory) (sexual)

Breathing is overrated

why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

Whenever I'm feeling sad I just imagine Jon reading a statement fully in character, tears and everything, then immediately just sitting up, breathing in and going 'statement ends' like nothing happened before concluding that what he just passionately read out loud was utter bullshit

When Arthur flopped onto the bed in Addison and asked Yellow to 'distract him' I imagined him lying with his hand on his forehead in the most 'woe is me' pose to ever exist

I cannot get over the fact that John knows who Jesus Christ is but he didn't know about owls and wheelchairs???? Until Arthur explained?????

You know what I'm about to say. You know who this is about.