Recycled Tumblr Humor

most pop culture shirts are so ugly and tacky i think if you're making a shirt for your tv show you should either have to put out something that looks like in-universe merch or else go full balls to the wall three wolf moon mode like those etsy shirts that are like five different ugly photos of wilson from house md or whoever that say WILSON in giant 80s looking 3d letters with lightning bolts coming off them. those are good

The pills meme but it's things i wish i had

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

PSA the reason the pornbots are bad is NOT cause it’s porn and you will damage your pure morally correct eyes if you accidentally see a pussy. They’re bad cause they’re spam. The fact that it happens to be porn is infuriating because we had all our non-spam, unique, female-made-for-a-female-audience porn censored, but it’s not the porn that makes it bad! It’s the spam. Spam. It’s bad cause it’s spam, my kids.

so obviously lloyd is the dragon, now why is brad in town to learn of this beautiful blond... witch

i say he's bringing in a fresh crop of flowers for the market

Okay so yall know that old tumblr post someone made about a fairytale esque love story where everyone wants to marry a beautiful woman, so she tells them that if they can get the key to her house off of her cat’s neck, she’ll marry them? And no one can catch the cat, until one guy learns that you can just become the cat’s friend, and it will let you take the key freely, and then it turns out the woman is a shapeshifter and she was the cat the whole time? I remember reading it on Pinterest forever ago.

Yeah. Yeah but. But what if. What if Greenflower

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Why are they naming weed strains like cocktails?

just encountered a corner of pinterest with some of the craziest cocktail recipes ive ever seen. i dont drink so idk how these would taste but the names and graphics alone are really getting to me

every time i see a dragons rising post with shorthand DR in it

i am reading that as Dangan Ronpa

“You don’t know it now but there’s still more to lose”

Wip. Please interact and give me suggestions so I have the motivation to finish this