How The Fam Find Out Jason's Still Alive

how the fam find out Jason's still alive

Dick, looking through old photo books: aw, it's such a shame Talia didn't tell B about you until recently Dami, I'd have loved to see photos of you as a baby

Damian: ? I can get baby photos if that is required in this family

Dick: what, how? Talia doesn't seem like the baby-book kind of woman, no offense.

Damian: She was not, however after my brother was brought out of the Lazarus pit he was given a few old cameras in an attempt to make his mind focus on something not harmful to himself and settle down. He took a lot of photos of our family during his training.

Dick:

Bruce:

Both, simultaneously: your what now?

-later-

Damian, walking into the room with an old box: Alright so I broke into his current safe house while he was working and took one of the boxes. I believe these should suffice for your 'baby books'

Bruce: hold on you broke into his- your brother lives in Gotham??? there's a trained league assassin working in this city and you didn't tell me? Damian we need to talk about your habit of withholding important infor-

Dick: Bruce.....

Bruce: -mation. what?

Dick: look at the.... photo...

Bruce, leaning over to see a photo of Jason Todd holding baby Damian up at the head of a meeting table like in the lion king, red smear on his forehead, while Ra's Al Ghul stares at them both from his seat looking Tired Of Jason's Shit™:

Damian, peering at the photo: yes, Todd got quite good with the timers on those cameras, he took many a photo holding me like that. I believe it was a special campaign designed to get on grandfather's nerves enough that he'd agree to watch the movie with us.

Bruce:

Dick:

*screaming*

bonus:

Tim: you know some of these photos are actually really good, like the angles and tones you used

Jason: you steal Robin, I steal photography.

Tim:

Ning Yingying's Adventures In Demonic Cultivation (a pidw au)

Cover art (the fic is on ao3)

I'm not overly happy with this, as her hair looks kind of drab, HOWEVER- i decided it looked fine in the end.

as you can tell this is a pidw au, because I wanted to write one not exclusively about sj, sy, or romance. I wanted it to be about nyy and her family, that she had to watch die, and how it affected her as a person.

This was also an excuse to work on my horror writing. It probably sucks, but I'm getting better.

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art not fic pidw ning yingying

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chaotetothecore

5 months ago

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survey not fic i can read. gregorian chant. lmao

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chaotetothecore

5 months ago

every time I see a "Sephiroth uses a whole bottle of conditioner" HC I'm like NNOOOOOO. Shampoo? maybe. But conditioner? for folks who regularly wash and take care of STRAIGHT hair, you only put conditioner on your SCALP and the TIPS. not your entire head of hair. If you had curly hair, then yes you'd cover all of your hair with it. But Sephiroth 100% does not have curly hair. he ain't using a whole bottle of conditioner just for the tips/scalp. STOP IT. STAAHPP

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ff7 not fic man orders a case of fifty shampoo plus two conditioner

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chaotetothecore

4 months ago

Discord is officially blocked in Russia

anti-DPI programs can handle Discord here's Goodbye DPI w/ GUI here's ByeDPI, possibly nicest solution for Android other variants can be found here

regarding VPNs - Windscribe is still the real one, w/ non-standard protocols and special "hostile network" switch, one problem though - limited traffic, so you most likely have to juggle it w/ some noname VPN apps or proxy add-ons

note that it's illegal in Russia to talk about blocks circumvention, so if you don't live in Russia, please share this post, so your followers, who live there could see it and use it

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chaotetothecore

3 months ago

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current events not fic

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chaotetothecore

3 months ago

Digital illustration depicting a solid white figure sprawled on the black ground with one arm extended in a nazi salute and the other with a nazi arm band crumpled at their side. There is a black and red starburst in the head and a pool of red covering most of the upper half of the picture. In the red "the only good nazi is a dead nazi" is written in black bold text.

An important PSA to remember!

[ID in Alt]

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current events unfortunately not fic

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chaotetothecore

4 months ago

ok i just got this thought out of nowhere but blog divers (people who scroll through a blog and reblog things that were posted YEARS AGO) are actually a super important part of the tumblr ecosystem

With people going inactive and deactivating, a lot of classic tumblr posts and also missed gems get lost because those connections get broken. Even on my own blog I forget about posts I made until I see someone in my activity reblog one of them- which then inspires me to reblog it myself because it was a good post and I want my new followers to see

do not feel bad about diving through someone's blog and reblogging shit from years ago, it keeps dashboards alive

(and if anyone has a problem with that, they can just block you or they can delete the root post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, two things that have absolutely no effect on the grand scheme of our lives)

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not fic

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chaotetothecore

1 month ago