Death To The Newcomer!!!!

I only saw the bottom text at first and i was thinking "ohhh what a nice hank of ham!" And as i read i thought, "oh, shank? smth about the claims adjustor et al, then. Then, "wait, shanke? that doesn't make any sense."

And then I scrolled up and found out there was a context. :/

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

most pop culture shirts are so ugly and tacky i think if you're making a shirt for your tv show you should either have to put out something that looks like in-universe merch or else go full balls to the wall three wolf moon mode like those etsy shirts that are like five different ugly photos of wilson from house md or whoever that say WILSON in giant 80s looking 3d letters with lightning bolts coming off them. those are good

hadn't even seen all the options yet and immediately thought "pageboy", so its good to see we're all on the same page

I'd wanna hold you just for a while, and die with a smile :)

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

“I spent years building up respect as Nightwing and now they’re looking at me like I’m one more psycho Batman impersonator. The whole idea of replacing Bruce was insane. And i hate the cape Alfred—the cape was the first thing I ditched when I got out on my own. I’m way off balance.”

“As I see it, your parents were show business people master Richard. Those are your roots. Try to think of your Batman not as a memorial—you and I know he’d hate that—but as a performance…and play it to your strengths.”

“Don’t ever let me forget the golden rule Alfie. The show must go on.”

After Damian storms off to find a teacher he respects because dick scolded him for going too far in a fight, dick vents his frustrations to Alfred. Damian is gone. No one believes he’s Batman. And all the years he’s put into getting respect as Nightwing were for nothing. Hes not Batman and trying to be was insane. Alfred tells him to stop trying to be Batman and to make a performance of it instead. His parents were in show business after all.

Batman and Robin #2

I'm sure this has been done before

o shit fr this time? dam :/

oh nooo did they catch him

her little homunculus 🖤

The theme of the week -_-