You Are A Supervillain Who Has Just Captured Your Rival’s Child. Rather Than Being Afraid, They’re

You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.

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2 years ago

For those of you with anxiety

here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,

here is a website where you can create your own galaxies

here is a website where you can play flow

here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes

here you can play silk which is an interactive generative art designing website.

Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown

here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music

2 years ago

After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

5 months ago

How to show emotions

Part V

How to show grief

a vacant look

slack facial expressions

shaky hands

trembling lips

swallowing

struggling to breathe

tears rolling down their cheeks

How to show fondness

smiling with their mouth and their eyes

softening their features

cannot keep their eyes off of the object of their fondness

sometimes pouting the lips a bit

reaching out, wanting to touch them

How to show envy

narrowing their eyes

rolling their eyes

raising their eyebrows

grinding their teeth

tightening jaw

chin poking out

pouting their lips

forced smiling

crossing arms

shifting their gaze

clenching their fists

tensing their muscles

then becoming restless/fidgeting

swallowing hard

stiffening

holding their breath

blinking rapidly

exhaling sharply

How to show regret

scrubbing a hand over the face

sighing heavily

downturned mouth

slightly bending over

shoulders hanging low

hands falling to the sides

a pained expression

heavy eyes

staring down at their feet

Part I + Part II + Part III + Part IV + Part VI

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3 years ago
Miles “who’s Morales” Morales’s Biggest Weakness Is The Cover Story
Miles “who’s Morales” Morales’s Biggest Weakness Is The Cover Story

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

3 years ago

ROSES

He loved the roses

even when it's thrones hurt him

for the rose was a sight to behold

and his love unbound

But he forgot that

it would not last forever

until he was left

with nothing but his pain and loss..

By c&p..


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2 years ago

I have (at least) SIX COPIES of the Goetia.

I have (at least) SIX COPIES of the Goetia. | The Lesser Key of Solomon | Occult Book Club
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There's no hiding it when you're a demonologist. Your own bookshelves out you.Some of these books aren't possible to buy directly anymore. H

The Lesser Key of Solomon | Occult Book Club

There's no hiding it when you're a demonologist. Your own bookshelves out you.

Some of these books aren't possible to buy directly anymore. Here's the links for the ones that are. Using these links to buy the books gives me a referral bonus so clicking on them is appreciated!

The Lesser Key of Solomon edited byJoseph Peterson The Goetia of Solomon the King (Fascimile Edition) Aleister Crowley's Illustrated Goetia Sexual Evocation The Key of Solomon the King

Lucian Stephenson's Goetia (and other!) art can be found at @misterlucian and here.

I will probably do individual videos on most of these books at some point. Let me know if there's anything in particular you want to see!

3 years ago

I'll tell you what's problematic about being over 40 and being friends with someone under 25: if you say "but I am le tired" they do not understand that they are supposed to say "well have a nap AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES"

2 years ago
[id: Screenshots Of Tiktok Captions. The Images Say, “but The Only Reason We Still Love Princess Diana
[id: Screenshots Of Tiktok Captions. The Images Say, “but The Only Reason We Still Love Princess Diana

[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]

begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community. yes, she was a rich, pretty monarch. yes, she died young.

but the reason why queer people love her is because she used her privilege during the aids crisis to advocate for sick queer men, when very few others would - much less someone of her status.

diana spent years advocating for the health and care of queer people with hiv/aids. in 1987, at the height of the epidemic, she opened the first specialist clinic dedicated to treating aids patients (the first clinic of it’s kind in the uk).

she also fought public hysteria by hugging and shaking bare hands with aids patients, at a time when aids was thought to be spread by skin to skin contact. not only that, she visited patients in the clinic regularly and even comforted them through their sickness.

and when queen elizabeth told her to try focusing on “something more pleasant”?

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[id: Screenshots Of Tiktok Captions. The Images Say, “but The Only Reason We Still Love Princess Diana
[id: Screenshots Of Tiktok Captions. The Images Say, “but The Only Reason We Still Love Princess Diana
[id: Screenshots Of Tiktok Captions. The Images Say, “but The Only Reason We Still Love Princess Diana

diana ignored her and kept fighting.

and this is only her work towards the aids crisis. she publicly called out the royal family, brought attention to numerous world issues, and was known as an advocate for empathy and kindness. she’s known and loved as the people’s princess for good reason

2 years ago

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

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