WHAT If Instead Of Bear Pride For Hairy Fat Men We ALSO Had Cow Pride. For Fat Women With Huge Milkers.

Sometimes I can't tell if my getting sick of tending to human needs is a doll thing or a depression thing. Maybe both... I envy my dolls. The only thing they need to be physically comfortable is to have the dust gently wiped off them every once in a while. They always look perfect, they always feel clean. They don't need food or water or daily washing routines. All their time can be spent on dressing up, looking pretty, and being loved.

Sans x Reader (soulmate au)

Everyone had been given a timer to go on their wrist at 18. It was a matter of fate and destiny to meet your soulmate. Yes those timers were ticking to the time you came into contact with your soulmate.

All of your friends crowded around you looking at your wrist. The timers counted in hours,minutes, and seconds, and yours was showing 05:36:09. You had five and a half hours. You were excited, scared, did I mention scared?

Little did you know that just below you was a certain skeleton freaking out. “Papy! Paps! It’s today!” Sans had never been so rattled. He was usually the calm one after all. Papyrus came running down the stairs. “REALLY BROTHER? IT IS THAT TIME ALREADY? OH WOWIE! YOU SHALL MEET YOUR SOULMATE! THIS IS WONDERFUL SANS!” The short skeleton’s brother was overcome with joy. He was happy for his brother.

05:03:04

You were freaking out. What should you wear? Should you put on makeup. Should you wear a hat? What if they were allergic to your favorite thing? What if- your best friend, Frisk, calmly walked into the room and began picking out an outfit and setting it on your bed. You knew they had somewhere to be so you didn’t question as they waved goodbye and whispered a barely audible good luck.

Sans decided to go to Grillby’s. Why not. He would meet his soulmate by fate right? “I’ll have the usual Grillbz.” The man made of fire just nodded writing his order down and walking to the back. Sans had so many questions. He couldn’t wait to meet his soulmate but was afraid they wouldnt like him.

04:22:07

Time was ticking. All you wanted to do was curl up in a ball and go to sleep. Wanting to stay awake you decided to take a walk. What could go wrong right? And so you were off. Not caring where you were going you snuggled into your hoodie. It had began to snow again. You looked at the sign above you. ‘Mt. Ebott’. You shrugged and continued walking.

Sans teleported to the opening. The place Frisk had fell down countless times. The place memories were made. He glanced down at his timer 01:07:20. His soulmate was an hour away. He had been sitting this long. He couldn’t wait to meet you.

Continuing to walk down the road you sighed. You’d meet them soon. You stood wondering what they looked like. Were they cocky? Rude? Were they nice and calm? Sweet? Who knew.

(I’m splitting it into two endings. Take your pick.)

•Angst•

Sans was in his own world. He was waiting. He knew he’d meet them he just knew.

You stopped at a hole in the ground. Looking down you could hear a voice beckoning you. “Jump~.” You stepped towards the hole only to hear a menacing laugh. “¥0u’|\ n3v3r 3$c4p3.” And a knife was plunged into your chest. Breathing in your last breath and falling to the ground. (Y/n) was dead.

Poor sans. He has been staring at his timer watching the minutes tick by. He could feel his heart shatter as the clock stopped ticking at 00:02:01.

He had lost you. He lost you and he didn’t even know you. Sans broke down. Tears flowing from his eye socket. “It… it isn’t fair.” Sans didn’t want to be alone. But you were gone.

•Happy•

Walking down the road you came to a hole in the ground. You wanted to get a closer look so you edged yourself towards the gigantic hole. But of course your luck. Your foot was hooked on a vine and you fell. Screaming as you fell through the darkness. Your luck. Hitting the ground with an oof you took in your surroundings. You stood up brushing yourself off. You couldn’t see anything and felt around for anything at all. You took and step but immediately fell back down.

Sans’ eyes widenened at the girl sprawled across his lap. The made eye contact and suddenly a loud beeping was hear. (Y/n)’s eyes widened as she looked at her timer. 00:00:00. She had met him. Sans permanent smile widened as he stood up taking his soulmates hand and helping her up. “The names Sans. Sans the Skeleton.” (Y/n) blushed a deep red and mumbled. “I’m (y/n). I guess we’re soulmates huh?” Sans nodded before hugging his beautiful soulmate. “You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to meet you. Thing is, I just met you. And I already love you with all my heart.”

•EXTENDED ENDING•

“SANS SHOW ME THE GIRL. I MUST MEET YOUR SOULMATE.”

“Cmon paps your scaring her.” Sans held (y/n)’s hand as she hid behind him.

“OH. TERRIBLY SORRY. I WILL MAKE MY WORLD FAMOUS SPAGHETTI TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU AND THE HUMAN.”

Sans glanced back at you shrugging and sitting with you on the couch. “Welcome to my life.”

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

Boobs

content warning for partial nudity but I love them also I shouldn’t even like. Have to say this but this isn’t sexual if it was I wouldn’t post it here 👍🏻

They're releasing more of these official finger puppet guys! I'm sure that Mikey and Hanma would greatly enjoy messing around with a finger puppet of themselves. Meanwhile Hakkai probably clings to the Mitsuya puppet.

Finally got everything all figured out for 'Penned to you' and I'm excited to see how everyone likes it! It should be around 10k+ words per chapter (Not including the 1st chapter).

Read chapter 1 HERE

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The place where my family and I lived, filling its corners with memories and dreams. But the war left us with nothing; our home was bombed 🥺, and everything we owned turned to rubble. In the blink of an eye, we lost the place that sheltered us and the security that held us together as a family.😔

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"Alma, I'm here! Are you ready to-"

Okay so who would want a youtube channel about plurality and systems but like- fun.

Not the usual:

"hurr durr, lookie here singlets i'm weeeeeeird. But look! I can make myself palatable for you while still making myself out to be a circus freak show exhibit! like my video pls pls follow me like my video LIKE MY VIDEO GIVE ME MOOOONNNNNEEEYYY"

or

"This is why if you are a system you should be suffering 24/7 and not ever be happy ever. By me, a system host who is a grade A asshole to my alters and definitely is not the reason why they all hate me and I haven't rEcOvErEd yet"

or

"Look at this I'm a normal neurotypical singlet and I am talking to this WEIRD FUCKING WEIRDO who is WEIRD!!"

or

"THIS PERSON IS A FAKER BECAUSE THEY'RE UNDER 18, USE ON SOCIAL MEDIA, HAVE DYED HAIR AND ARE AUTISTIC!! BULLY THEM OFF THE INTERNET MY LOYAL VIEWERS!!"

But like actual fun content!! Positive and entertaining, with some educational stuff sprinkled in. Plural people want to watch fun videos for them too!! We're think of things like this:

- Fun activities to do with headmates

- reacting to my headmates fanfics of my source

- plural adjacent media recommendations

But also some commentary and help vids

- plural news: a monthly look at the community

- systok and what's wrong with it

- etc.

Bc who doesn't like a bit of gossip ;3

Does anyone have any other ideas??? Oh and also tell us if you like the idea!!

Marble hornets trending in the year of our lord & saviour 2025