Honestly, Who Hasn’t Made This Joke At This Point

Sans x Reader (soulmate au)

Everyone had been given a timer to go on their wrist at 18. It was a matter of fate and destiny to meet your soulmate. Yes those timers were ticking to the time you came into contact with your soulmate.

All of your friends crowded around you looking at your wrist. The timers counted in hours,minutes, and seconds, and yours was showing 05:36:09. You had five and a half hours. You were excited, scared, did I mention scared?

Little did you know that just below you was a certain skeleton freaking out. “Papy! Paps! It’s today!” Sans had never been so rattled. He was usually the calm one after all. Papyrus came running down the stairs. “REALLY BROTHER? IT IS THAT TIME ALREADY? OH WOWIE! YOU SHALL MEET YOUR SOULMATE! THIS IS WONDERFUL SANS!” The short skeleton’s brother was overcome with joy. He was happy for his brother.

05:03:04

You were freaking out. What should you wear? Should you put on makeup. Should you wear a hat? What if they were allergic to your favorite thing? What if- your best friend, Frisk, calmly walked into the room and began picking out an outfit and setting it on your bed. You knew they had somewhere to be so you didn’t question as they waved goodbye and whispered a barely audible good luck.

Sans decided to go to Grillby’s. Why not. He would meet his soulmate by fate right? “I’ll have the usual Grillbz.” The man made of fire just nodded writing his order down and walking to the back. Sans had so many questions. He couldn’t wait to meet his soulmate but was afraid they wouldnt like him.

04:22:07

Time was ticking. All you wanted to do was curl up in a ball and go to sleep. Wanting to stay awake you decided to take a walk. What could go wrong right? And so you were off. Not caring where you were going you snuggled into your hoodie. It had began to snow again. You looked at the sign above you. ‘Mt. Ebott’. You shrugged and continued walking.

Sans teleported to the opening. The place Frisk had fell down countless times. The place memories were made. He glanced down at his timer 01:07:20. His soulmate was an hour away. He had been sitting this long. He couldn’t wait to meet you.

Continuing to walk down the road you sighed. You’d meet them soon. You stood wondering what they looked like. Were they cocky? Rude? Were they nice and calm? Sweet? Who knew.

(I’m splitting it into two endings. Take your pick.)

•Angst•

Sans was in his own world. He was waiting. He knew he’d meet them he just knew.

You stopped at a hole in the ground. Looking down you could hear a voice beckoning you. “Jump~.” You stepped towards the hole only to hear a menacing laugh. “¥0u’|\ n3v3r 3$c4p3.” And a knife was plunged into your chest. Breathing in your last breath and falling to the ground. (Y/n) was dead.

Poor sans. He has been staring at his timer watching the minutes tick by. He could feel his heart shatter as the clock stopped ticking at 00:02:01.

He had lost you. He lost you and he didn’t even know you. Sans broke down. Tears flowing from his eye socket. “It… it isn’t fair.” Sans didn’t want to be alone. But you were gone.

•Happy•

Walking down the road you came to a hole in the ground. You wanted to get a closer look so you edged yourself towards the gigantic hole. But of course your luck. Your foot was hooked on a vine and you fell. Screaming as you fell through the darkness. Your luck. Hitting the ground with an oof you took in your surroundings. You stood up brushing yourself off. You couldn’t see anything and felt around for anything at all. You took and step but immediately fell back down.

Sans’ eyes widenened at the girl sprawled across his lap. The made eye contact and suddenly a loud beeping was hear. (Y/n)’s eyes widened as she looked at her timer. 00:00:00. She had met him. Sans permanent smile widened as he stood up taking his soulmates hand and helping her up. “The names Sans. Sans the Skeleton.” (Y/n) blushed a deep red and mumbled. “I’m (y/n). I guess we’re soulmates huh?” Sans nodded before hugging his beautiful soulmate. “You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to meet you. Thing is, I just met you. And I already love you with all my heart.”

•EXTENDED ENDING•

“SANS SHOW ME THE GIRL. I MUST MEET YOUR SOULMATE.”

“Cmon paps your scaring her.” Sans held (y/n)’s hand as she hid behind him.

“OH. TERRIBLY SORRY. I WILL MAKE MY WORLD FAMOUS SPAGHETTI TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU AND THE HUMAN.”

Sans glanced back at you shrugging and sitting with you on the couch. “Welcome to my life.”

CREEPED VISUAL NOVEL Link, tutorial, extra art, Q&A, some chatter

The CREEPED Prologue is completely free and browser-ready. Gameplay is about 10 minutes. Please read the "tutorial" and notes before playing!

Follow Y/N and their dog, Max, through their grandparents' farm and a mysterious forest filled with...less than fortunate people!

PLAY HERE; works best on PC

This visual novel is powered by GOOGLE SLIDES! It has 0 programming and was created by one person in a little over a month, so please bear with any "bugs" and clunkiness!

TUTORIAL

>Click using mouse/trackpad >Go slowly to not break game >Do not use arrow or space keys

EXTRA NOTES:

>Works best on PC/Browser, I haven't tested the full game on mobile yet >In general, clicking the PNGs on the textbox (Apple, Teddy Bear, Hatchet, etc) will lead you to the right page >If you land on a page that tells you to "go back," that's when you should click the back-arrow key. If your cursor disappears, it doesn't register the click correctly >I recommend moving your cursor periodically to avoid it disappearing and sending you to the wrong page

EXTRA ART

some WIPS and the original sprite-style i was gonna choose LOOOOOOOL

Q&A

Q: Is this an x reader? A: This is a reader-insert, but it's not romantic and I try to keep it as neutral and unidentifiable as possible! Q: What's the plot? A: GENERALLY AND WITHOUT SPOILERS, your dog gets you into trouble and you're just looking to help him!

Q: Who is in the prologue? A: Tim, Brian, Toby, and Kate! More will be added in future chapters.

Q: When will future chapters be posted? A: Not sure! This took me about a month to do, and half was spent over winter break. I will try to get chapter 1 posted before summer, but I am a full-time student, employed, have extracurriculars, etc etc

ok thats all i only remember 4 questions feel free to ask more LMAO

CHATTER(because you know i can talk forever)

ok i just wanted to be able to talk about how the process was with this and how i feel about the results and whatnot...

ive been wanting to make a google slides visual novel since i was like 13 LOL it hit the point where i was repeatedly told i should just learn to code but i was like NOOOOO ITS GOTTA BE GOOGLE SLIDESSSS which is totally stupid but hey. i think that gives it some sort of simple charm that reminds me of being 16 and doing little projects in my room LOL i like working with the easiest tools . my bad

anyway. im just very happy LOL. it's not perfect but i feel like i came full circle in a sense?!?! i've been into creepypasta since i was 9 and it comforted me when things were really hard, and when i was 18 i was going through a really hard time and got back into creepypasta as a way to distract myself. i've always had a habit of throwing myself into fiction for escapism when things suuucked.

i'm 20 now but i've met SO many amazing people, had so many fun awesome exciting projects with friends, created tons of stuff im proud of, felt more motivated to create since i was like 13, have been inspired by so many amazing artists/authors on here, etc. just so so so lucky to find community in such a tight-knit cute fandom that thrives off of creativity and playing around! i hope i can keep the momentum and make a couple more chapters this year, but im kinda busy with school and work...LOL . i'm just excited to have this posted so i can have more discussion about it T_T

anyway thank you if you read this far and thank you if you played etc etc yaahhhhhh omg ok BYE THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING im just so grateful to be in this fandom

They're releasing more of these official finger puppet guys! I'm sure that Mikey and Hanma would greatly enjoy messing around with a finger puppet of themselves. Meanwhile Hakkai probably clings to the Mitsuya puppet.

"Alma, I'm here! Are you ready to-"

hi peachy! if it’s okay, can i request some headcanons for what kurapika would be like when he finishes his revenge and can just chill with s/o? i hope u have an amazing day btw <3

Sure you can! Thank you for being so kind! ~🍑💞

Pairing: Kurapika x GN! Reader

Genre: headcanons (fluff)

Tw: none!

˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ 𝕂𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕜𝕒 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤/𝕠 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖

『••✎••』

❥ Kurapika finally collected his clans eyes, and after many years of training, managed to defeat Chrollo.

❥ I would assume this would take a long time, so I’m gonna say Kurapika is near his thirties at this point.

❥ You’re so happy you’ll finally have his free time to yourself, and not only that, he’ll no longer feel burdened with his goal for revenge

❥ You’re just super excited for him overall

❥ He tells you he really wants children as soon as possible- now that he doesn’t need to deal with the troupe anymore, he can focus on kids and building a family

❥ If you agree, he’ll either hire a surrogate (if needed) or drag you off to the bedroom. Lmao you aren’t leaving for a while

❥ If you disagree, he’ll leave it alone for a while, but he really does want kids.

❥ He proposes soon after he defeats the clan. Now that revenge is out of his mind, he recognizes how short his life is and he wants to spend the rest of it with you, awwww

❥ You often hear him chatting on the phone with Leorio, now that he has the time to do so.

❥ If you two do end up having kids, you’ll have a lot. Expect at least 3. He’ll help you a lot though

❥ He does regular hunter jobs now that he doesn’t focus on the troupe so y’all have plenty of money

❥ He really wants a daughter. I could never tell you why, but he just does

❥ He often cooks you breakfast, he’s so sweet:’)

❥ He gets the luxury of sleeping in now instead of getting up early to go to god knows where, so his dark circles become less and less visible

❥ He never knew just how nice it was to wake up and see your face, the sun hitting your features just right

❥ He realizes just how much he neglected you while focusing on his revenge and he’s so thankful you stuck stuck around

❥ Because of this realization, he shows a lot more affection

❥ “‘Pika, why are you hugging me?” “I just love you, darling.”

❥ Overall I feel like he would be a lot more mellowed out and affectionate, I love him sm

Yamikawaii/Menhera Artist Rec

I wanted to create a list of artists making art that can be considered yamikawaii and/or menhera for people's reference. I feel like I'm missing some big ones, but have decided to just post it now and edit as I remember or find more. Suggestions are welcome.

Avogado6: twitter, instagram, youtube, website 

_kaminoq: instagram, twitter, litlink

Tokikosannnnnn: tumblr, twitter, instagram

Nuu_mm_: tumblr, instagram, twitter, website

Eita_789: instagram, twitter, litlink

Hanabitaminc: instagram, twitter

Shi__zumu: instagram, twitter, litlink

Hizgi: instagram, twitter, tumblr

Anarator: instagram, twitter

Project ck: instagram, twitter, website

Gorentaya: tumblr, instagram

kuroume: instagram, twitter

Kuua Oyasumi: twitter, main instagram, art instagram

Nou: twitter, pixiv

tmgmrk: tumblr, instagram, linktree

Die Aria: twitter, instagram, litlink

MIHO: twitter

morumeno: twitter, instagram, litlink

mugigi: twitter, instagram

shiuriri: twitter, pixiv

Hisacy: twitter, instagram

Nelta_rene: instagram, twitter, litlink

君影すずらん: instagram

SAIAKUNANA: twitter, instagram, website

lemon_ghostea: tumblr, instagram, litlink

Chibikki: tumblr, twitter, website

deathlolipop: tumblr, instagram

eternalbattoru: tumblr, instagram

Eternal magical girl: instagram, twitter, litlink

Shinanashina: instagram, twitter, linktree

Parapoppurafuna: instagram, twitter, litlink

oyasumix: instagram, twitter

Ryan lab: tumblr, 2nd tumblr, instagram, twitter

Kumaochang: tumblr, instagram, twitter, litlink

amnyuix: tumblr, instagram, twitter

blue_ghost_blue: instagram , twitter

Hi! Do you have any tips and tricks for dollkin?

Tips and Tricks for Dolls

Lay down and stay still for a long time

Get someone you trust to brush your hair

Decorate your living space to look like a doll house

Wear shin length dresses/skirts

Have some plants in your living space

Draw doll joints on your joints

Pamper yourself

All the thigh highs and skirts

Soft and/or lacy fabrics

Decorate your furniture

Make a doll custom of yourself

Use Dollcore pronouns

Paint your nails

Play dress up

Soft makeup

Dress your bed with ruffled sheets

Take a nice bath

Wear perfume or cologne

Helloo fellow doll -Mod🕸

Part 2 to Scares And A Sudden Friendship! - Reader goes by They/Them as always. - Bravery soul! 🧡 - Content Warning: Swearing - Horror goes by Sans because this is a Horrortale exclusive timeline. - Recommended to have context from the previous oneshot for this one! - posting while it's raining..hopefully it goes through-

You enter your apartment, tossing your costume aside the moment you enter your room and changing into some comfy pajamas. Looking through some albums, you put one of your favorite CDs into a small radio and let the music play in the background.

..You're not happy. But you also had a lot of fun with..what was his name again?

You hold up your phone, looking at the newly added contact.

'sans' is what it reads. Right, "Sans". Sans the skeleton. The skeleton who helped you scare the shit out of your shitty boyfriend..priceless.

Your thoughts are interrupted by a reply from your soon-to-be-ex. With a deep breath, you look at his message.

[him] (what do u wanna talk abt)>

[you] (you)>

[him] (tf did i do)>

There's a long conversation between you..his messages making you angrier and angrier until you abruptly break up with him, blocking him immediately after.

You don't realize you're crying until you see your teardrops hit the phone, hurriedly wiping them off to avoid possible water damage. You glare at your ex's name. FUCK him. And all of his friends he'd rather spend time with.

You let out a sigh. This might be the worst Halloween you've ever had..

You hear a ding from your phone, looking back down to see a new message, tapping it.

[sans] (heya)> (get home safe?)>

You can't help but smile a little, leaning back and replying.

[you] (yup)> (just dumped him, feelin like shit)>

[sans] (well we all gotta feel like shit at some point)> (its a part of life)>

[you] (thats true)

He sends you some random memes he had saved in his phone from someone he knows, letting you get some laughs.

[you] (so are we still up for getting coffee tomorrow??)>

[sans] (yeah if you wanna)>

[you] (hell yeah i wanna)> (this'll be fun)> (i wanna know more about you mr. skeleton)>

[sans] (mr. skeleton? cmon you can make a better nickname than that)>

[you] (gotta get to know you better first!)>

[sans] (fair enough)> (it's pretty lafe you should be going to sleep rn)> (*late)> (big hands)>

You let out a snicker.

[you] (yeah but i don't really wanna sleep)>

[sans] (if you sleep now you can wake up on time to go get coffee tomorrow)>

[you] (hmmm)> (fair enough- wait what time should we go? and the place??)>

[sans] (i usually wake up late so how does 12 sound? we can just go to that little coffee shop around the corner from the haunted house)>

[you] (perfect i'll see you then :])>

You pass out cold the moment your head hits your pillow, exhausted from the night's events.

Morning soon arrives, the sun rising as you do. You bury your face in your pillow before your alarm abruptly goes off, forgetting why you set it and frowning. ..Before you suddenly remember, jumping up in a tired daze. You rub the sleepiness away from your eyes with your hands, standing up and going to make some of your favorite breakfast.

Your morning routine goes as it usually does, you then approach your closet to figure out just what to wear. It should be something casual, yet warm..you look through your selection, picking out something that feels perfect, looking in a mirror and making sure nothing is out of place.

TIme to go! You rush outside, grabbing your bag on the way out and holding up your phone.

[you] (omw!)>

[sans] ( 👍)>

A cold breeze blows through the air, moving your clothes a little with it. You come to a stop as you reach the coffee shop, looking around for a particular skeleton and running up to him with a wave.

"Hey, there you are! Sorry if I'm late." You smile sheepishly, resting your arms at your sides. The skeleton simply sends a smile your way, shoving his hands in his now clean jacket's pockets.

"nah, you're early. i just got here myself." He shrugs a little.

"Sweet, looks like we're right on time then, huh?" You smile, holding open the door for him. He promptly replies with a "thanks", before walking in and holding the door so it doesn't shut on you.

You both walk over to one of the booths in the back at Sans' suggestion, sitting by the window across from one another. The sounds of cups clinking and very few people talking fills the air, a comforting sound. You can faintly smell the coffee beans in the back, taking a deep breath to take in the scent.

Sans taps his fingers against the table in a rhythmic pattern, his bright red eyelight turning from you, to the window, then back to you.

You sit your bag to your left, resting your elbows on the table and putting your head between your hands.

"So, Mr. Sans..consider this an interview of sorts."

"yikes, haven't had one of those in a hot minute." He puts his other arm's elbow on the table, resting his cheekbone in his palm to somewhat match you. "shoot."

"Alright- first off...why a haunted house?" You raises a brow, genuinely curious why he chose to work there.

"well, you tend to get used to spookin' people when you're a monster that looks like i do. so, why not take advantage of it? maybe get paid in the process. sounds pretty good to me. plus it can be pretty funny if you catch the right person off guard. just look what happened last night."

"Yeah..people shouldn't judge you based on how you look, though. At least, that's what I think."

"weren't you scared too?" He raises a browbone.

"Well, not as much as I could've been. But I've always been like that. Not a lot of things can scare me. Stumbling across you was more fun than scary. 'What will this actor do?', y'know?"

"huh..interestin'. would've assumed based on, ..well..you know. i tend to come across as big 'n scary."

"Not to me." You smile. His eyelight shrinks a little in its socket, before returning to its usual burning state as he smiles.

"Okay, your turn. You wanna ask me anything?" "why'd you end up with that scaredy cat back there? lemme know if that's too personal. i can change it." "No, it's fine," You sigh, lowering your hands so now your arms are fully on the table. "I dunno. We were fine at first, it seemed like he genuinely liked me back..but then he just grew really distant and ignored me a bunch." "well, it's a good thing you're not stickin' with somebody that's wastin' your time, huh?" "Yeah.."

A waitress walks over cheerfully, asking both of you what kind of coffee you'd like. You order your favorite, Sans shrinks down a little in his seat before replying with "black". She walks off, and he visibly relaxes.

"I'm..guessing you're not much of a people person, huh?"

"absolutely not. at least when i'm actin' i don't have to worry about talkin'. i just.. chase."

"I get that. I'm not the best with people myself. ..That's something we have in common." You smile.

"i guess it is, huh?"

A moment passes of comfortable silence between you. The waitress returns with your cups, sitting them down and waving goodbye before walking back over behind the counter.

"So..you have any family here?"

That question piques his interest, a fond smile crossing his face.

"yeah..my brother, papyrus. we're livin' together up here. he's a lot more..energetic than i am. kinda loud since his hearin's not all there. i think he'd like you."

"Really?"

"he's the kind of guy to wanna make friends with everybody, no matter who it is. he always.. sees the good in people." He looks down at the table, his smile still ever present. You can't help but smile too, about the fond way he speaks of him. They must be very close..you'd like to meet Papyrus sometime, if given the chance.

Maybe..

"You think I could meet him sometime? I-If that's too forward, I totally understand, of cour-" "..yeah. i'm sure he'd like to meet a new pal." "A..new pal?"

He nods. Your smile shifts into a grin.

"I'd absolutely like to be pals." "then i guess what's what we are, huh?" "Yeah..I like the sound of that."

The two of you finish off your drinks while you shoot more questions back and forth then exit the coffee shop, bidding each other goodbye. You can't help but feel a little pep in your step as you make your way back home, sitting on your couch and watching one of your favorite childhood movies.

Part 3 coming soon! Gotta love multi-parters-

i think teto is an afab femme enby (just like me :3)

also i think teto is french-japanese

Okay so who would want a youtube channel about plurality and systems but like- fun.

Not the usual:

"hurr durr, lookie here singlets i'm weeeeeeird. But look! I can make myself palatable for you while still making myself out to be a circus freak show exhibit! like my video pls pls follow me like my video LIKE MY VIDEO GIVE ME MOOOONNNNNEEEYYY"

or

"This is why if you are a system you should be suffering 24/7 and not ever be happy ever. By me, a system host who is a grade A asshole to my alters and definitely is not the reason why they all hate me and I haven't rEcOvErEd yet"

or

"Look at this I'm a normal neurotypical singlet and I am talking to this WEIRD FUCKING WEIRDO who is WEIRD!!"

or

"THIS PERSON IS A FAKER BECAUSE THEY'RE UNDER 18, USE ON SOCIAL MEDIA, HAVE DYED HAIR AND ARE AUTISTIC!! BULLY THEM OFF THE INTERNET MY LOYAL VIEWERS!!"

But like actual fun content!! Positive and entertaining, with some educational stuff sprinkled in. Plural people want to watch fun videos for them too!! We're think of things like this:

- Fun activities to do with headmates

- reacting to my headmates fanfics of my source

- plural adjacent media recommendations

But also some commentary and help vids

- plural news: a monthly look at the community

- systok and what's wrong with it

- etc.

Bc who doesn't like a bit of gossip ;3

Does anyone have any other ideas??? Oh and also tell us if you like the idea!!