To be fair, it's not like they are wrong xd
bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much
actual bucky:
I need to start using these, they are absolutely brilliant
I'm starting a collection
Steve, about Bucky: Can I tell him he looks nice? Sam: Sure. Steve: Can I tell him I respect him? Natasha: Yes, I think he'd like that. Steve: Should I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs? Natasha: … Sam: I’d save that for later.
they would so do that xd
He's just a little goofball
Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)
(PS I'm 90% sure that I got this from a fanfic, but I read so many that I don't know which one, so if someone happens to know can you tag it? lol)
A version of boys stumbling upon something truly traumatizing in that little book haha
no but jayvik is so fucking funny to me like
one of them is from the Evil City and he does drugs one time and almost dies. he’s got severe cheekbones and a slavic accent but he’s one of the most soft spoken characters in the whole show. he died three times and tried to kill himself once. his best friend wants to live inside his skin in a totally normal and platonic way. he became jesus because a rocket from the Evil City blew him up and then the power of homosexual love saved his eternal soul.
the other is a Hot Man™ who pulls the sexiest woman ever animated by being naive and intelligent. he is still a crippling bisexual. he tried to kill himself but he got negged and became Less Depressed instantly. when he remembers his best friends face, he specifically remembers the burning gold of his eyes. despite being the stereotypical depiction of the “ideal man” he is certifiably possessive, obsessive, selfish, and insane. this only makes him more attractive somehow. he performed necromancy with world-altering technology and then got broken up with. he fell down a ravine and became the Sexiest Man I Have Ever Seen™. he saved his best friend from becoming a genocidal eldritch being with the power of gay love.