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me sat in my dirt house waiting for night to pass

this is a callout post

Me trying to read this abomination

every featured post on my blog has this fucking tomato now

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me: 

Genasi: I'm from the Elemental Plane of Fire!

Human Ranger: ... I'm from Kansas.

remember, mothman was never described as a moth or even insectoid, and certainly nothing like the (disgraceful, lore unfriendly) statue it has. remember that mothman is a large, shambling humanoid with no discernable head and gigantic eyes that likes to chase cars, cause radio interference, look at you  through windows, induce nausea, and menace young couples. remember that its presence foretells disaster. remember that it ate someones dog. if you cant respect the real chaotic neutral thing then just go home………………….

Have u ever met the human version of a headache

Did y’all know that there were not only cowboys, but also cattlemen?

Cowboys were younger, usually teenagers that moved cattle across the country

Cattlemen were older and in charge of the cowboys

Outlaws were wanted criminals

Gunslingers were usually mercenaries and outlaws in gangs

Illegal cowboys are rustlers