WHAT

Where else are u gonna do it??

our villagers won’t stop fucking and they do it almost exclusively in church.

Hate this bs

GUYS.

Did y’all know that there were not only cowboys, but also cattlemen?

Cowboys were younger, usually teenagers that moved cattle across the country

Cattlemen were older and in charge of the cowboys

Outlaws were wanted criminals

Gunslingers were usually mercenaries and outlaws in gangs

Illegal cowboys are rustlers

What the actual fuck is this I love it thank you

how gay are the minecraft blocks

stone bricks

a durable block. seen a lot in castles, and castles are gay. also made of several smaller blocks, which means there is more to love.

gay rating: 8

dark prismarine

underwater block, as if the ocean wasn’t gay enough. an absolute unit because it deals with guardians all day. probably smells like the sea on a hot summer day, and we all know summer is gay

gay rating: 9

red mushroom block

so gay i couldn’t even find a picture of it without it being on a tilt. you can’t mine this block in survival without silk touch which makes it extra rare, and, obviously, gay. the white spots only add to that.

gay rating: 9

dark oak wood planks

supports her friends and family by being part of a bigger tree. can turn into a stripped log which is iconic enough on its own. was added only a few updates ago along with acacia, which means acacia and dark oak are lesbians dating.

gay rating: 10

cobblestone

it’s cobblestone. is this even a question?

gay rating: 10

jukebox

requires a diamond to craft. the straights could never. plays music like a gay doing karaoke at midnight.

gay rating: 8

dirt

a loyal and trustworthy gay block that holds up the grass without ever complaining. enjoys water and collecting tiny rocks. has a very broad color palate like the broad el gee bee tea community.

gay rating: 8

red sandstone

regular sandstone wasn’t even enough. this gay block had to go and make its own variant complete with chiseled and smooth versions. also has slabs and stairs. who could be more valid?

gay rating: 9.4

end gateway

Are You Kidding Me? The Block That Literally Lets You Access The Gay Dimension? Full Of Beautiful Lesbian EnderMen?

gay rating: 10000000000

NO mom it’s NOT a phase *spurs clank as i stomp up the stairs*

me, crying: Throckmorton The Third, you are a good 8oy.

throcky:

remember, mothman was never described as a moth or even insectoid, and certainly nothing like the (disgraceful, lore unfriendly) statue it has. remember that mothman is a large, shambling humanoid with no discernable head and gigantic eyes that likes to chase cars, cause radio interference, look at you  through windows, induce nausea, and menace young couples. remember that its presence foretells disaster. remember that it ate someones dog. if you cant respect the real chaotic neutral thing then just go home………………….

I got BOTW and so far all I’ve done is grab frogs and ride my perfect pony boy Bing Bong everywhere But the plot points