Tumblr Is So Awful. You Have All These People Making Up Obviously Fake Stories For Attention And No One

Did y’all know that there were not only cowboys, but also cattlemen?

Cowboys were younger, usually teenagers that moved cattle across the country

Cattlemen were older and in charge of the cowboys

Outlaws were wanted criminals

Gunslingers were usually mercenaries and outlaws in gangs

Illegal cowboys are rustlers

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me: 

Agreed. She needs sum fuckin croCS

(pictured: my redesign in the left, nessa’s original design on the right)

man, i love nessa’s palette, her sandals (you thought crocs were bad???) and her hairstyle, 

but im not a fan of her attire. nintendo gives their dark skinned ladies minimal or sexualised clothing, especially in proportion/comparison to their white/pale skinned counterparts (if u gonna argue with me on twintelle bc she is “”covered up”””, just google her and tell me what kind of fanarts come up)

As you can see in my redesign, the fact that she is a water type trainer is no excuse not to give her something that makes more sense. besides, i just feel like her canon outfit does not fit the whole soccer uniform aesthetic the gyms seem to have going on? im okay with the sandals tbh theyre so horribly cheesy they won my heart, but it simply does not feel as thought out as, say, milo’s uniform

with all this in mind, i drew a little redesign taking into consideration how actual womens soccer uniform look like (spoiler alert: just like mens). To convey her water aesthetic, i simply gave her a wetsuit (with those gorgeous turquoise highlights) and she wears it under her clothes, so she always looks ready to go for a swim in galar’s colder waters.

her shirt’s sleeves are rolled up, and the bottom is tied to show a little better her more spunky jock side. as a final touch, i edited her pokeball to be a dive ball, just like her in-game model.

overall im pretty happy with my redesign. what do you guys think about it?

reblogs are appreciated! clowns do not interact with this post or start shitty discourse, brain rot is nasty and i dont want that on my posts

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

me sat in my dirt house waiting for night to pass

noah fence but i love all that cheesy romantic bullshit! love letters, jewelry with your s/o’s name on it, making playlists for each other…that’s my aesthetic bitch!

GUYS.

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.