I Saw A Bunch Of Humans Are Space Orcs, And Humans Are Feared By Aliens, Etc. And Want To Add To It.

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Cheetor remind me so much of Meowth from team Rocket for some reason. Half the time I see him I expect him to suddenly exclaim “Meowth, that’s right!”

I have my own personal headcanon that in the star trek universe Human musicals are EXTREMELY popular amongst the stars and across all galaxy's. Cause sure, other aliens have singing and dancing and music of all sorts but everyone quickly agrees that there is nothing like a human musical. It baffles a few Ferengi's ears when hoo-mans sing in such a high frequency for such a long time that shouldn't even be possible with their lung size! Vulcan's can appreciate the synchrony of their dancing and consider it a very pleasing experience (Their incredibly impressed by it and it becomes a frequent topic of conversation). Cardassian's admire the way the characters sing/talk to the audience and reveal what their feeling but not to the other characters, it's fun to watch secrets unfold or explode to someone's face as chaotic antics happen all around them (Their favorites tend to be Stephan Sondheim musicals). Surprisingly, even Klingons aren't immune to the talent of human musical theatre, on any given night you'll see a large group of Klingons sitting around a table ready for an opera show and tales from soprano's receiving numerous thanks and glory be's! from burly Klingons after a show.

Olimar is not having fun.

What a beautiful Planet...

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Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen

Louie’s worst nightmare

Mi oc de bnha

※Nombre: Shizu Hara (Aunque ella no lo conoce)

※Genero: Mujer

※Edad: 9 años

※Personalidad: Es una niña muy retraída y no habla en presencia de otras personas, ya que piensa que a nadie le importa su presencia, pero en el momento en que tome confianza hablara con estos, es alguien muy dulce y bondadosa, ya que nunca haría nada que piense que puede dañar o molestar a alguien, además de ser muy paciente.

※Habilidades: Es de aprendizaje rápido, es capaz de esconderse de una forma experta y es extremadamente silenciosa, por lo cual si no quiere que la vean nadie podrá encontrarla.

※Quirk: Cabello Viviente (No se como llamarlo, ayuda :,3)

Tipo: Mutante

Descripción: Shizu puede controlar su cabello como si fuera otro miembro más de su cuerpo, aumentando la longitud de este hasta 3 veces más, aunque no puede disminuir el largo de este más del largo base. Al tacto su cabello no se siente nada especial pero este tiene la dureza que va variando desde las raíces a las puntas, yendo de ser igual a un cable de acero a uno de plástico, haciendo que sea que si se desea mantener un largo en concreto, hay que cortar las puntas de forma rutinaria, ya que este crece de forma muy rápida, pero sí un mechón se corta mientras este estaba estirándose, este volverá a su longitud normal y no se moverá hasta unos 20 minutos después. También es capaz de ejercer mucha fuerza, siendo capaz de levantar a una persona adulta con algo de esfuerzo.

※Familia:

-Madre:

Nombre: Kyoto Hara

Edad: 39 años

Estado: Vivo

Quirk: Control en la longitud de su cabello

Tipo: Transformación

-Padre:

Nombre: ???

Edad: ???

Estado: ???

Quirk: Piel es tan resistente como el acero

Tipo: Mutante

-Abuela:

Nombre: Akiko Hara

Edad: 70 años

Estado: Fallecida

Quirk: Control en su cabello

Tipo: Transformación

-Gato:

Nombre: Cheshire

※Apariencia:

※Historia:

Shizu es producto de una aventura de su madre con un amante de una noche, por lo cual el día que nació esta la entregó a su madre, la cual fue quien le dio su nombre y la crio, está la crio en casa, ya que al ser una maestra retirada pensó que seria lo mejor, esto siguió así hasta que tuvo 6 años, ya que termino muriendo de una enfermedad, desde ahí vivió con su madre, la cual no reconocía su existencia e intenta aparentar que no existía, ya que ella nunca quiso tener hijos, por lo cual hizo que Shizu se escondiera de las personas y se mantuviera extremadamente callada, ya que si no lo hacía no le daría nada de comer ni de beber, haciendo que Shizu sea tan buena en eso que nadie sabía que ella existía, a los 8 su madre se mudo y la dejo en la casa, la cual al ya haber sido vendida tuvo que abandonar, actualmente lleva un año viviendo en una fábrica abandonada y sobreviviendo a partir de la comida que tiran restaurantes y tiendas, durante este conoció a su gatito y amigo Cheshire, el cual nombró por el libro que su abuela le leía antes de dormir, este actúa como su guardián, por lo cual es extremadamente desconfiado con cualquier otra persona y le avisa cuando alguien se acerca a ella, dándole tiempo a esconderse.

※Bonus: Me sentí mal por ella y decidí el vestirla como si hubiera sido adoptada y le di un globito para compensar:

Espero que les haya gustado, la cree mientras me imaginaba un crossover de boku no hero y pandora heart, pensando en como seria si Cheshire reviviera en ese mundo pero en su forma de gato y estuviera muy débil para defenderse para luego ser cuidado por una niña que vivía en la calle y siendo la loca de mierda de que soy no me sentí cómoda siguiendo con la historia si no desarrollaba a la chica.

La verdad eh creado bastantes personajes de esta forma de diferentes series, los cuales publicare en el futuro, además de los crossovers que cree, aunque solo contare un poco de la trama de estos, ya que me cuesta mucho continuar las historias que creo.

Si alguien quiere utilizar al personaje siéntase libre de hacerlo, aunque lo único que pido es que se me informe, mas que nada por las ganas de saber que hacen con ella.

Best of the Reptiles in Media - 02 - Heart

Here we are again taking a look at some of my favorite scaly heroes. And this time, we go to the realm of animation. That golden frontier where anything is possible.

A lot of people have asked me what my favorite animated film is. And ever since 2016, I've had the definitive answer. It's a film from Japan staring who might be one of my favorite animated protagonists of all time. One that I wish was recognized by way more people than just the cult following his movie got.

You could say that this character...has a special place in my Heart.

And yes, that is his name. You'll learn to appreciate it.

Omae Umasou da na (You are Umasou) (2010) is an anime adaptation of a series of children's books revolving around a belligerent Tyrannosaurus Rex who ends up adopting a baby Ankylosaurus, with all the mishaps that implies. I'll admit, when I heard about this film for the first time, I wasn't sure what to think. Surely, this free film uploaded to Youtube wouldn't possibly--

It proceeded to rewrite my brain chemistry forever. It really is a great film. It's beautiful to look at, the animation is really action-packed and cute at the same time, it's got a gripping story (which I'll get into), and above all, it's main character is a martial arts-practicing Godzilla-looking T-Rex who engages in interspecies adoption. WHAT MORE COULD I HAVE ASKED FOR?!

But enough beating around the bush, why is Heart so compelling to me?

Let's start with an introduction. Heart is a Tyrannosaurus Rex from a prehistoric world whose lost egg winds up found and adopted by a kindly Maiasaura. Unfortunately, a carefree life of fun and peace with his mom and half-brother Light is brought to an end when he discovers his true nature as a "Big Jaw" (as in, carnivore). After running away out of fear of what he might do to his family, he grows up hardening both his soul and his combat skills so that he may survive the unforgiving badlands outside of the forest he grew up in (complete with training montage).

Then, as if life wasn't done throwing him curve balls, Heart is imprinted upon by a little baby Ankylosaurus he was just about to eat (complete with calling him the Japanese word for delicious, hence the name). Soon, Heart is caught between going with his true nature or taking a few cues from his own adoptive mother...

Design-wise, Heart isn't winning any accuracy contests, but then again, no creature here is. And it hardly matters, either. This dino manages to find a great balance between looking like the kind of character I'd want a plushie of (seriously, why haven't we gotten on to that) and one that conveys great ferocity and coolness. A major part of how that's conveyed is his expressions. This guy is a GOLDMINE of reaction faces for almost every occasion. So much so that, long ago on my Instagram page, I posted a compilation of faces that either cracked me up or just showed his facial range in general.

What's your favorite? Let me know in the notes/reblogs!

Anyway, then there's when he fights. And MAN, does it go hard! Heart doesn't exactly wear kiddie gloves when he's put in a combat situation, utilizing heavy kicks and deceptive agility as his opponents barely keep pace. We see him go up against sauropods and other Big Jaws, and really, I just need to show you these GIFs to sum up what it's like.

But that's not where Heart truly shines. It's his role in the narrative. You see, in most dino media aimed towards younger audiences, the big mean carnivore is the villain. This was most prevalent in works like The Land Before Time with Sharptooth, and the Carnotaurs from Disney's Dinosaur (both of which were the stuff of nightmares for little dino nerds like me). Not that this is necessarily a bad thing. Giant theropod dinosaurs are indeed scary, so of course they make for good villains. But then you consider that most of these predators aren't hunting our adorable plant-munching protags because they're evil. It's just in their nature as predators. What are they gonna do? Go vegan?

And that's the troublesome crossroads Heart finds himself at. You could say this film offers a deconstruction of the "vicious meat-eating dinosaur" archetype. The Anti-Sharptooth, if you will. We're obviously meant to root for him because he's the protagonist and an altogether pleasant guy, but at the same time, both herbivore and carnivore are fully-sapient beings here, and Heart must feed.

The film does NOT restrain from showing him hunt down his prey, but it has the intelligence to show that this is not malice or even pleasure, it's simple survival instinct. He is a huge shade of grey in what would otherwise be a very black-and-white scenario in any other film. And it gets even harder for Heart when Umasou enters the picture.

For the record, almost all of Heart and Umasou's interactions are the definition of adorable. Little Umasou is such a little ball of sunshine both inside and out, and poor Heart just doesn't have the...well, heart...to either eat or abandon him. Seeing his exasperation while keeping him safe while also training him in the ways of fighting like an anime protagonist (complete with training montage) is all kinds of endearing and a testament to Heart's strength of character. Of course, it leads to the inevitable point where he has to let him go...but unlike the source material, it doesn't take. Umasou knows that he and his adoptive dad are as different as can be, but he doesn't care. He's his family, and vice versa, something Heart comes to accept whole-heartedly (I did it again, didn't I).

And with that, the ending to this amazing nature vs. nurture story is very bittersweet, starting with Heart and Umasou reuniting with the former's mom.

Actually, before I keep going, I just want you to know that this scene in which they finally see each other again made me go from "wow, great movie, ten out of ten" to "I NEED TO TALK TO MY MOM!!!" in less than a minute. Seriously, if you're looking to strengthen your maternal bonds, watch this movie and watch the magic happen.

Aaaaanyway, after a heated battle between Heart and the one implied to be his real dad, the truth remains that he can't stay. He's resigned himself to a life as an outcast, never being compatible with his parent and brother's kind while at the same time being shunned by his fellow Big Jaw for adopting food. Nevertheless, he leaves in high spirits, having mended what had for the longest time been a broken bond. That, and he doesn't have to be a straggler alone, anyhow.

Really, Heart is everything I love about a lot of protags in one big package. He's a reptile (a dinosaur no less), he's a badass, he's a nice guy, he rages against what he is in order to be WHO he wants to be, and he's undoubtedly dad of the year. I hope more people come to recognize and appreciate him as much as I do.

Also, he's heavily implied to be in a steady relationship with an adorable Elasmosaurus, so he's got that "interspecies romance" trope possibly going for him too! C'mon, fellow You are Umasou fans old and hopefully new, you can't tell me you don't see it too!