and that´s just not great
Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:
Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep
Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious
Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman
Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening
Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies
Bulbasaur can take care of other animals
Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.
Nature control
Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur
It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time
Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.
evolves to a badass beast
He’s too freaking strong
up for hugs
He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever
He can dance
Wonder Woman would probably be so heartbroken if she heard there were people who thought her feminism was trans-exclusionary
oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook
I’m not crying, you are crying.
Imagine picking a fight with some rando in the streets and he beats your ass SOÂ goddamn hard that you end up respecting him and dedicate your life to him and also somehow kinda end up raising his grandson years after he dies in an explosion at sea agdhfjgagd
HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS
there’s a lot of slapstick comedy in ed edd n eddy, and i think everything comes down to the fact that these characters have no concept of personal space. none. it just doesn’t exist. they’re constantly roughhousing and manhandling each other but they’re also constantly clinging to each other and won’t stop doing shit like this so it all loops back around in the end, really
like i’ve never seen so much of this in a cartoon. they will not stop holding each other. eddy just crawls all over people like a spider. incredible