Tfw You Realize The Guy Who Keeps Kidnapping You And Using You As Bait To Catch His Arch Nemesis Is Actually

HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

No marriage required.

White people can’t have dreads, and that’s okay!

So a lot of people tell me they want dreads because it’s “cool” or “edgy” or it speaks to them or whatever. But y’all have great braided hairstyles of your own! Look:

But I want DREADS! Like the VIKINGS!!!

For one the Vikings didn’t have dreads/matts. To take from @bornabitch-allthedaysandnights past post: “Similarly Vikings all wore elaborate braids and were so obsessed with combs that they are one of the most common Viking era artifacts found, AND they were buried with their detail carved combs, which shows their significance. More importantly, Viking bog bodies prove that they used complex (think LOTR) style braiding.” But that’s okay because guess what!

I’ve got y’all!!!

BOOM now you’re a cool Viking AND not offending anyone! That’s like 1000000x better now isn’t it? There’s so many great styles for y’all I don’t understand why you’d want to steal styles from other cultures. Likkkkeeeee

Come on every style up there is better than when y’all do this stuff like seriously 😐

Ok, so when tfp starscream went factionless he was basically living in the wild for a while, so, you can't tell me there wasn't at least one confused af hiker that saw this giant humanoid creature with wings and glowing red eyes and was like

#you’re not fooling anyone doctor

Vegeta being gullible