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Gordon Ramsay: calls people ‘darling’ and ‘sweetheart’ as it tends to be used as a friendly term in the UK and he only ever uses it in the friendly way

Gremlins: hes a mysoginist he doesn’t respect women at all :///

Gordon Ramsay: Cooks steak for a woman who was practically starving herself with a weird diet that cut out meat as she’d started working at a zoo that caused her to develop a gluten and dairy intolerance (shed only eat a baked potato or gluten free pasta with pesto and little else) who said she actually does enjoy meat but only if it was 100% organically and lovingly raised, goes through where and how the animal he’d gotten the meat from was raised with her, agrees that mass producing meat is a disgusting industry, raised two pigs himself in his back garden with love and care and cried when he had to send them to the slaughter house, calls chefs out on serving vegetarians things with meat products, is disgusted with frivolous shit like shark fin soup and any other food that involves senselelessly injuring or killing endangered animals for only a tiny bit of their meat

Gremlins: he couldn’t give a shit about vegetarians he hates them :///////

Gordon Ramsay: only screams, yells and swears at lazy, filthy, cheeky chefs who claim to be professionals with years of experience who can’t seem to follow the basic rules of hygiene/food preparation, is very gentle and encouraging with people who are still learning including children, is always ALWAYS respectful to wait staff (in the amy’s baking company episode when he learned that the owners were taking the tips of their one waiter he gave her his directly in front of them and also called them out on it in front of the customers too) and always starts off civilly until people give him shit

Gremlins: hes so over the top and verbally abusive ://///////////////////////// even top chefs can learn from their mistakes hes just a bully ://////

The hyperforce + HUGS

I don’t think you know how glad we are to see you.

People who are younger than you but taller

EVISCERATED

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep

Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious

Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening

Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.

Nature control

Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast

He’s too freaking strong

up for hugs

He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

He can dance

My mom walked into the kitchen and said “What is this? A fat ｓｗａｍｐ ｓｋｕｎｋ in my residence?” and I entered to find her and my remorseful cat locked in a staring match with these exact expressions

Video games!

The LGBT community has worked it’s ass off to make it known that sexuality is not a choice.

Fast foward to 2018 and ya’ll are out here mocking people for being straight, asking them why they would be that way, spewing reasons why being straight is apparently gross, and that being LGBT is so much better.

Great fucking job, guys. Honestly. Keep up the great work giving homophobes ammo and reasons to hate us. You’re doing great, sweetie. Absolutely fantastic. You’re everything you hate. Congratulations.