*sheds A Single Tear Thinking About Big Titty Bara Boys*

id like to play a game. on social media, you posted that youd "rather die than smoke loud before noon." before you is a gram of my heaviest couchlock shit - fail to smoke a bowl of it before the clock strikes 12, and the device strapped to your chest will drive a spike through each of your lungs. cough and ill be a total dick about it the rest of the sesh

This is the infamous Judging Snek. He is believed to be Loki in disguise and is very rare. Reblog for clear skin since he only appears once in an hour (very rare!) to judge you and stab Thor.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

comfy

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

amogus being put down

its Thursday so i get to post the one meme i made this year