I Lovee Horseshoe Crabs So Muchhh Because What The Fuck Are They Doing

Do people that do shadow puppets that are double jointed get to do like super complex shadow puppets that only double jointed people can do? Idk

Trying to get a pet Moss ball

They look so cute I want themm

They literally do nothing they just sit there and look cute in their little jar just like me fr

Who would you think would win five Disneyland employees or three Universal ones in a death throw down in like a field, one one hand Disneyland employees deal with a lot of hassle and crazy shit on top of their souls being owned by Disney, and on the other hand Universal employees are encouraged to keep the crazy but contained, they contain the crazy to a certain extent, shit is wild at night. So idk but I definitely feel that at least two Disneyland park employees would die first. Also a lot of Universal employees are on something, so there's that to consider.

I love your pfp lol that's funny-

Lmao thank you

Look at my cat,LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GENTLEMAN

Update: His name is Taffy:)) and he has settled in well and he is fat and happy in his little plant, he likes to pretend to be a leaf as he naps🥺

Can't talk, Comfy in my leaf rn...

A FROG BROKE INTO MY HOUSE

we had him in a Tupperware for the night and this morning I pimped him out in a giant storage container

(The enclosure is supposed to be pretty bare, apparently that's how they like it) I threw a starfish in there for ✨decor🙌✨ and I guess I'm going to have to hunt for bugs now. I'm open to names.

Hello, friend. I hope you're well. :) What is your favorite kind of sandwich?

I'd have to say pulled pork with an unholy amount of cheese

Oh sweet Jesus look at this sweet heart ❤ 💙 💜 💖

To the teachers that said "monday-fun-day!" To me sincerely fuck you

My big fucking cat