I Feel Like Jesse Pinkman And Adam Sandler Would Vibe Together Well, Like A Cool Uncle And Nephew Who

Remembering the time I dropped half my bagel between the fridge and the counter and collapsed against the fridge and cried

A K C, Great Day, 2024

This is why I love tumbler, these are my kind of people!

I am Sorry... I've Fibbed... I made Grimace very small and Transparent so you Can Play with him like a Beanie Babies...

Hello sorry for tagging. I am very sick, my asthma is at its maximum level, my nose freezes, I have no medicine or food. I am in bad shape financially, I am a black disabled, who uses multiple medications, I pay for my food and lodging

Unfortunately I do not have all the resources to keep me safe, that is why I need your help, whatever you can contribute to me will be of great help.

Unfortunately I'm not in a position to contribute money whereas I'm a jobless minor but I will post! :) I hope you do well

All the bitches with prank-YouTuber humor hate me for my firm boundaries and refusal to laugh at jokes that aren’t funny

My taste in music is immaculate

I was on Pinterest and was looking at fanart of Garfield and then I saw tons of the "to be loved is to be changed" fanart of that post of the two Garfield plushies side by side with one of them is worn down and old but happy looking and I've never felt such a wave of sadness go through me

This one

I've never felt so envious

I was TRYING to find a way to clean one of my cute silicone animal squishys and WHAT THE FUCK ETSY WHAT IS THAT

Hello, friend. I hope you're well. :) What is your favorite kind of sandwich?

I'd have to say pulled pork with an unholy amount of cheese