Latest Posts by catsofpickles - Page 13

You drank a snake oil salesman’s drink only for it to make you actually immortal in the old west now 300 years later you see that same salesman

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My ideal life

puppy play but i’m some sort of endangered wolf who is sick and injured so a team of medical experts work around the clock to diagnose and fix me and they feed me an ideal diet and post photos of me on social media and everyone says “ooohhh awwwwwwww!!!!” and then i get released back to the wild because it’s the right thing to do and from then on i only occasionally show up on random trail cams and people say “yay!” and they leave me alone

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

I have a friend who is very into sumo.

Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.

But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron...

I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.

just like how izuku never sees the soft longing gazes that katsuki gives to him, katsuki never sees the sharp possessive stares that izuku gives whenever anyone got too close to him

like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

The author 's barely disguised

all grown up

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

I envy you 😭

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

It makes me appreciate it all the better honestly, they can make me cry AND have a sense of humor? Like I'm in love now

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

Michael would be the most touch starved person ever. Jeremy would cuddle with him One time and suddenly Mike’s looking at him like 🥺 every chance he gets and Jeremy just sighs and opens his arms every time, waiting for the inevitable Michael that will be there in the next second

This is killing me omf

Instructions unclear, they’re boyfriends now 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bakugo, watching Izuku lose to the video game again:…You okay, nerd?

Izuku:

Izuku: I could take a puppy and beat it into a kitten, that’s how angry I am.

Bakugo:…Like you would beat a puppy and a kitten into each other or you would beat a puppy so hard that it turns into a kitten?

Izuku, slams the controller into the ground: BOTH, KATSUKI, FU*KING BOTH!

my medieval chainmail princess dog

Harrison Wood Hsiang

A True Hero

“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

Commission for the lovely @imbrella

I had so much fun drawing this! Thank you for letting me draw Kacchan💥💥💥

i keep accidentally leaving kacchan in places i shouldnt be leaving him and forgetting where i put him so whenever i remember he exists n go to look for him hes just in the most absurd locations. just now i found him on the stove . like what . get down from there

Guys r u thinking what I'm thinking