Doodling A Bunny Vs Doodling A Hare

my fav genre of fanfic is "ship i have not ever considered but the author is insane abt it in a way that intrigues me immensely"

noticing a phenomenon where people witness just about anything and go "god this is such a Midwest thing haha" and it's just something that could feasibly happen or exist literally anywhere in the world . Not even relegated to the US

my fetish is people reassuring me that i’m not annoying

no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

i like irish poetry. i like knowing a man called tadhg ó ruaic, fl. 1684, lost a game of cards to a girl called blánaid on purpose because he wanted her to top him

she cries if I dont hold her, so I have to use my exercise bike like this

Are those burgers on your underpants?

Source: here

A name is a spell you cast on your child when they’re born

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

Hawks: Babe, come on, you know I’d never turn you over to the other Pro Heroes. After all, I didn’t narc on you when you bought that bag of weed.

Dabi: YOU bought that bag of weed—and we split it!

Hawks: Yeah, but…I gave you the bigger half, didn’t I?